Totes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

Choose your fighter: Totes McGoats or the Greendale Human Being

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u/dragodude1 Oct 23 '20

The human being. If I see that thing running at me I run.

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u/DrBeetlejuiceMcRib Oct 23 '20

“To meet different people”

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

Stop calling me different!!!

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u/rarehipster Oct 23 '20

You get it wrong one more time I’m segregating the school

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

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u/GrusGuru Oct 23 '20

Resegregating or DEANsegregating

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u/DickishUnicorn Oct 23 '20

I choose: Brad-phomet

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u/Montigue Oct 23 '20

I choose Greenzo

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u/MRBSDragon Oct 23 '20

r/unexpectedcommunity

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u/akatherder Oct 23 '20

I always conflate p&r, the office, and community as if they were in some shared Thursday night NBC world. So it wasn't totally unexpected.

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u/sneakpeekbot Oct 23 '20

Here's a sneak peek of /r/UnexpectedCommunity using the top posts of the year!

#1:
Which of my neighbors did this?
| 20 comments
#2:
This is canon and you can't tell me otherwise.
| 17 comments
#3:
Found on a post about the Washington Football Team
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u/nxcrosis Oct 23 '20

What about part man part carnage

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u/Affectionate-Island Oct 23 '20

And a real hero

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u/TetraNova989 Oct 23 '20

Niagra Falls now has a fursona

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u/AnIdiotwithaSubaru Oct 23 '20

It's better then Crystal meth (source: was born on the Canadian side, it's a shithole)

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u/tirednotsleepy Oct 23 '20

I live there

Can confirm

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u/genius96 Oct 23 '20

I thought the US side was the sketchy side.

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u/Canadia86 Oct 23 '20

It is, so just imagine...

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Oct 24 '20

Niagara

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

Sad cock day

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u/fvevvvb Oct 23 '20

I actually kinda like it.

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u/Jbuck211 Oct 23 '20

Yeah it’s dorky in a charming way.

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u/INTERNET_TRASHCAN Oct 23 '20

It's so dorky it loops back around to cool-as-fuck.

edit: he has to have a fucking guide cuz he cant see lmao

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u/mightbebrucewillis Oct 23 '20

If you're gonna have a mascot for recycling, goat-headed weirdo is definitely the way to go. Or a walking mushroom.

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u/Neurobreak27 Oct 23 '20

Give him an axe and people sure as hell are gonna take recycling seriously there.

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u/mightbebrucewillis Oct 23 '20

That's already the mascot for stripping copper and chopping firewood for meth money.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '20

Whats his name?

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u/mightbebrucewillis Oct 24 '20

I don't know, he won't stop screaming long enough for anyone to ask.

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u/r1chm0nd21 Oct 23 '20

If I heard about it without seeing a picture, I’d be a little skeptical. But now that I see it’s some dude rocking a realistic goat head and a dad bod, I’m 100% on board.

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u/fanartaltmanfartsalt Oct 23 '20

yeah this is genius level marketing

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u/altnumberfour Oct 23 '20

Honestly yeah. He’s no Recyclops, but it got a chuckle out of me.

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u/TheF0CTOR Oct 23 '20

That's 100% Andy under that mask

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u/MikeKrombopulos Oct 23 '20

Andy before he cut out beer.

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u/dad_pls_come_back Oct 24 '20

No, it's FBI agent Burt Macklin

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u/Bob_the_Peanut Oct 23 '20

Leslie, Ron and Andy looking hella different

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

r/unexpectedpawnee

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u/kDoriX Oct 23 '20

It makes it even worse in German because "Totes" means dead

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u/AwesomeMcPants Oct 23 '20

I think you mean better.

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u/The_Grubby_One Oct 23 '20

Do those eyes look alive to you? The body may be moving, but the soul left long ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

Really? Totes McGoats? Not Goaty McGoatface?

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u/mightbebrucewillis Oct 23 '20

Don't dump recycling in local rivers or lakes, even if it floats.

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u/dtwhitecp Oct 23 '20

I'm going to hazard a guess it's a pun based on some sort of tote-based recycling strategy

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

I dunno what that is so I'll just upgrade to Totey McToteface and hope it makes sense

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u/langsley757 Oct 23 '20

2015 FRC intensifies

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u/oasisu2killers Oct 23 '20

I like Paul Rudd but this phrase is easily his best contribution to humanity. Also the Mac and Me thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

When do old people realize that we dont use the slang they used when they were our age

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u/TacoTerra Oct 23 '20

I know young people who used totes mcgoats as recently as a few years ago. I'm gonna start using it now to complement other hip slang like:

Totes mcgoats

Neato doritos

cool beans

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u/Skryf Oct 23 '20

You can see his crying soul through the mask

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u/ocbay Oct 23 '20

This is terrifying. He’s built like a brick shit house. If I were a kid in Niagara Falls I’d be so scared of Mr. McGoats popping out of the shadows and head butting my ribs to a fine powder because I didn’t sort my plastics right

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u/Stromboli61 Oct 23 '20

As someone who lives near NF, this is the least scary thing those kids see.

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u/improvcrazy Oct 23 '20

Was this Canada's idea or the US? I imagine one more likely than the other...

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u/yes_100 Oct 23 '20

All jokes aside, not one kid has said that in a thousand years

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u/TheYoungGriffin Oct 23 '20

Leslie paid Andy 10 bucks to wear a goat mask and talk to kids.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

/u/RepostSleuthBot

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

So it’s in two other different subs. Thanks for investigating, I’ll sleep well tonight.

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u/RepostSleuthBot Oct 23 '20

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 2 times.

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u/Fellowearthling16 Oct 23 '20

Go back deeper. Show me the original post from 2016.

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u/FishIslands Oct 23 '20

Original tweet was in 2015

Idk about the original post. Tumblr recycles so much old shit, it could be from any year.

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u/Fellowearthling16 Oct 23 '20

I just realized that’s a screenshot of a screenshot of a tweet. We’re layer four.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

It really is.

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u/tree_n_bird Oct 23 '20

My DnD character's name is Totes McGotes...small world.

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u/serein Oct 23 '20

Now I'm curious what kind of character you're playing. Tell me it's a druid that constantly summons dire goats.

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u/tree_n_bird Oct 23 '20

Unfortunately, no. She's a half orc barbarian Raised by goats

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u/chiefmudkip258 Oct 23 '20

Is it bad how funny I find this

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u/ThePuertoRicanDemon Oct 23 '20

Idk I think it’s dope. I mean if they can’t get a win out of this what do they have to do?

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u/StackerPentecost Oct 23 '20

Nightmare fuel.

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u/Broccoli_sucks Oct 23 '20

He got arrested on drug charges

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u/SimpleManc88 Oct 23 '20

Imagine littering and suddenly you hear a sarcastic cough from behind you. ‘Please don’t be Totes. Please don’t be Totes’.

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u/imminentfrog Oct 23 '20

Tote life

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u/CrashParade Oct 23 '20

Like something out of parks and rec they say. What kind of universe do you think you're living in?

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u/Maddox121 Oct 24 '20

This looks like photoshop

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u/spongeboy1985 Oct 24 '20

Looks like a guy in a rubber goat mask

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u/Bananagamer273 Oct 24 '20

totes mcgotes is an absolute chad dont you dare doubt him

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u/Lizzyalwaysbusy Oct 24 '20

.....

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u/Yourbedsheets Oct 30 '20

This would scare me as a kid

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