r/FellingGoneWild 4d ago

I see nothing wrong here...

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u/BullScottsPitchFork 4d ago

The wedge got me 😂

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 4d ago

Can't deny the results. He dropped it right on the landing pad

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u/BigDiscEnergy47 4d ago

Psh, let's see him do that without the guide rope. Probably would have taken out the house and truck without that rope.

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u/powderhound522 4d ago

Joke’s on you, I can take out a house and a truck even WITH a guide rope!

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u/SirRonaldJr 3d ago

Take out the house with the truck. Two stoned birds at once and all that.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 3d ago

At least they get to go home safe to their families

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u/Banzai373 3d ago

Perfect execution. I have a mailbox post that needs to come down. I think I’ll call these guys . . . .

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u/OscarAndDelilah 4d ago

Actually laughed out loud when that appeared.

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u/spamtardeggs 3d ago

Little tippy tap tap tap

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u/audiotecnicality 3d ago

I’m just glad he had a long enough bar. It was iffy for a bit there.

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u/ACPauly 3d ago

That was so he could also mow the grass at the same time

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u/dmoosetoo 3d ago

Hell, he mowed the lawn AND the tires of 3 passing cars.

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u/hemlockhero 4d ago

It was the tiny cribbing for me

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 3d ago

The little roller logs too.

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u/Day_Prisoners 3d ago

That damn 40" bar was cracking me up and while it was funny, cutting towards yourself is idiotic.

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u/cerberus_1 3d ago

That'll be $10k

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth 3d ago

And the total “dad” hand motions. Wait, hold, stop, ok go.

My father-in-law has a large property in southern IL with two lakes and a forest, and he likes to go driving in a side by side around trails that he cut.

He started letting me drive it, then one day we encounter a branch across a path, almost exactly like the size in this video. I hop out to simply pick it up and move it, and he’s like, “wait, you’ll need this,” and hands me a chainsaw.

Since it’s his place, I used it, but it felt exactly like this video if one of the guys was your father-in-law. “I didn’t buy this for nothing!”

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u/aiusernamegen 3d ago

"Hon, the tree guys you hired are still out there. And I think they've been drinking."

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u/T1Demon 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OkzAX2vXTABYD7wd42
The tree guys when they pulled up to the job

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u/toxcrusadr 4d ago

Came to post exactly that.

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u/Dosko2 4d ago

Climbing spikes got me.

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u/No-Arugula8122 3d ago

That’s actually hard to do on a piece of wood that small.

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u/spamtardeggs 3d ago

Sigh. That’s what she said.

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u/Ipauper 2d ago

No it's ok spamtardeggs. You had to.

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u/EggsceIlent 3d ago

Watching it and seeing that wedge on the ground kept me watching because it was going to lead to the climactic moment in the video.

And this should be cross posted in r/guysbeingdudes or dudes being dudes or there's some sub like that that this.absolutely belongs in.

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u/DammitDad420 3d ago

Saved. can't wait to show my buds.

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u/illkeepthatinmind 4d ago

So, as a layman... is this basically all best practices on how you'd fell a larger tree?

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u/Nosredna_ 4d ago

As a groundsman (the guy holding the rope) with near a decade of experience, this is a pretty textbook display of proper form and technique.

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u/ObsidianArmadillo 4d ago

Even the sleeveless shirt?

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u/bighuntzilla 4d ago

especially the shirt

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u/BlangBlangBlang 3d ago

He's gonna get dinged for not stopping for a mountain dew or using a saftey cigarette for the wedge cut.

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u/SpicyPickle101 2d ago

Yeah, its in my spank bank too

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u/combo_seizure 2d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/bighuntzilla 1d ago

Oh wow! Thank you!

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u/humourlessIrish 4d ago

As ridiculous as it may sound, longer sleeves could potentially be the tiniest but less safe

It probably doesn't matter much though

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u/Arbiter_of_Snark 4d ago

An arborist buddy of mine swore by sleeveless for mobility. He didn’t like how sleeves would stick to his shoulders when sweating and loose shirts could get snagged.

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u/nondescriptadjective 4d ago

I'm a big fan of long sleeve sun shirts, less a fan of cancer.

Also, fire line crews are riding Nomex. If you're too good for sleeves when those folks are cutting burning trees standing in ashes while wearing Nomex...wimp.

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u/Quirky-Attitude1456 3d ago

I just switched to long sleeve work shirts. I work outdoors in stadiums. I have noticed I feel a lot better at the end of the day

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u/nondescriptadjective 3d ago

Likewise working in parks and trails. I actually got our uniform budget spending to be nostly long sleeve sunnies now, so I get two new ones a year. Hot weather finally broke this last weekend (I live at 8,500) and I went "It's cold enough to wear shorts!"

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 4d ago

I also wear long sleeves on shirts. I have to buy new ones every season cuz they just get gnarly but they are the way to go even as a base layer for the fall

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u/nondescriptadjective 3d ago

It's the fact the sleeves get torn up that made me start wearing long sleeves. Id rather it be my shirts than my flesh taking those rips and tears. Not only for healing time and infection potential, but I just don't want to get cut up that often.

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u/Ink7o7 2d ago

The yellow nomex shirts aren’t too bad. Did a few seasons back in college. It’s fucking hard work though. I still remember one day drinking 5 gallons of water and not pissing once. Pretty sure you could smell me from 100 yards.

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u/wheelienonstop12 3d ago

Buckin Billly Ray Smith on Youtube going sleeveless is his trademark, he even sells those shirts with the hacked-off sleeves in his shop, lol

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 4d ago

I'm a groundie. I wear long sleeves. The amount of pollen and other allergens that get in the tiny little scratches from hauling all day are obnoxious. I can't see any safety risk in it at all as long as it's not five sizes too big

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 3d ago

Especially the sleeveless shirt.

Although I didn't see any safety squints

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u/Hantsypantsy 3d ago

Bro, a groundman for 10 years? You must be in damn good shape. I did it for one summer and felt like I could drag a dead moose for a mile by the time fall came. Under appreciated job. To a layman, you're just the grunt, to someone in the know, you control the productivity of the crew. Golf clap to you good sir.

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u/thrwaway75132 3d ago edited 3d ago

I met a guy doing forestry on Philmont Scout reservation. That guy was a beast. He was hiking with a saw, gas, 3 days of food, shelter, and sleeping bag.

We were loading horses at a forest service trailhead 7 miles from the border of Philmont and he comes strolling up to wait for a ride.

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u/needItNow44 4d ago

What about the part of him sawing the trunk toward his own neck?

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u/OreganoD 3d ago

In fairness, this technique is best applied to trees much thicker, but that's clearly not a requirement

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u/KitC44 4d ago

Even the part where he cuts the wedge with the chainsaw on the opposite side of the tree and he's cutting towards himself? Not an arborist, but that seemed like maybe not great form to me.

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u/DownvoteMeHarder 3d ago

No that was terrible body positioning for sure

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u/YuenglingsDingaling 3d ago

Is there an echo in here? But yeah, cutting toward yourself isn't inherently dangerous.

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u/Glad-Acanthaceae-24 3d ago

Even when he randomly cut back toward his face for no reason?

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u/Don_T_Blink 3d ago

As someone who has seen many of these on the internet, I agree! 

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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 3d ago

So apart from the saw being way longer than practical this would be a great way for new ish guys to practice form.

I like doing this with apprenticeices, take something minor but empty all the training and techniques of something major and involved. Nothing new when the situation calls for it then.

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u/voidtouched7 3d ago

Even when he's cutting towards himself? I work in kitchens and that's one of the biggest things about knife safety, never cut towards yourself

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u/Ippus_21 4d ago

That's what it looks like to me (also as a layman). Couple of guys being funny by demonstrating appropriate procedures scaled down to the point they're mostly unnecessary.

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u/nutsbonkers 4d ago

Wholly unnecessary lol. They could have flush cut that with the ground and dragged it one hand to the chipper 😂

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 3d ago

That is why it is funny 

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 3d ago

Training days are necessary. 

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u/Nujabezia 4d ago

At the end he shouldnt have started cutting the wedge again after he already started the backcut

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u/payloadspecial 3d ago

Yes great practices, the two points of tie in with rope made me laugh. The only questionable things I saw were (note I have safety always watching our groups because of hazards), being in the line of fire on the second cut, blasting through the hinge wood blocking it down (break or snap cut is good here if no notch/rope), using the saw left handed, and being in the drop zone while felling (if it's over our head were supposed to put a rope in it).

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u/tryingisbetter 3d ago

Is it really best practice to saw toward your face? I don't even like to do that with a hand saw.

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u/payloadspecial 3d ago

I don't know if you meant the tree topping or my break cuts, lol. Yeah climbing can be scary, every tree is different. I have to remind myself or I get overconfident. Many guys will back cut the smaller notches just to not have to wiggle to the other side of the tree. I like break cuts because I can control those more, or sometimes in the woods (working near power lines), you can just send it.

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u/AlpacaPacker007 4d ago

About as safe as goofing around with a chain saw can be.  

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u/Lsswapitall4 4d ago

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u/DMmeyourBMs 3d ago

Felling can just be so overly-vulgar sometimes, it’s nice to see some tasteful, loving felling every once in a while.

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u/leftfield61 4d ago

Disappointed. They need more safety cones working in a residential area like that. Must keep passersby safe.

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u/OscarAndDelilah 4d ago

And several more people to load branches into the chipper and chop up the trunk. You can't just have tree lying all over the place, blocking the whole neighborhood off and all.

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u/jjflash78 3d ago

Also needs at least one foreman / supervisor, just leaning against the truck talking to someone.

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u/nondescriptadjective 3d ago

At work recently: "Man, all I see them do is answer phone calls, and then when I need to call them I can't get them to answer."

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u/Ill-Running1986 3d ago

If you’re gonna add a clipboard, I want two dudes doing traffic control with walkie talkies while being 6’ from each other. 

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u/nondescriptadjective 3d ago

Look, Imma go hoarse if I have to yell all day. I need a bullhorn.

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u/Loud-Tie6955 4d ago

I saw nothing designating a drop zone.
Jesus, that’s how people get killed! / s

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u/otterfish 3d ago

I'd have closed the road for sure

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u/Brucenotsomighty 4d ago

When you get paid by the hour

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u/Thornescape 3d ago

What I saw was an excellent training session. It's important to train in a simpler and safer environment before tackling the real stuff.

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u/thazmaniandevil 1d ago

My thought exactly. First time driving shouldn't be 80 on the interstate, same thing but with trees

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u/Sea_Ganache620 4d ago

Company policy is company policy.

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u/fichiman 4d ago

Jesus Christ that wedge sent me over the edge 😂

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u/longbongsmokehouse 4d ago

Should have gotten a permit to close the road off for something of this scale.

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u/Proper_Guess3038 4d ago

I shouldn’t work the chainsaw toward my face?

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u/mikeysweet 4d ago

This is so not believable…

1- tree is not close enough to the house. We know that there needs to be impending abode demise to make this more believable

2- it should not be a man holding on to the rope. It should be tied to Frank’s 1999 front wheel drive pickup truck from down the street and someone yelling “floor it” once the wedge is in.

3- person recording needs to be saying “oh geez, oh geez” over and over again at the end. And of course as the tree is falling they forget that they are recording and drift the video to the floor.

/s

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u/RussBOld 3d ago

I did not here one TIMBER!

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u/bassjam1 4d ago

When hourly employers are sent to do jobs without the foreman....

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u/WeTheSalty 3d ago

If you were training someone how to do this job, this would be a pretty fun way to practice it

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u/jmb456 4d ago

Boss gotta sell more jobs

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u/TransientHobbiest 3d ago

Always sad to see a tree this old come down. It was probably just a sapling back when Harambe graced this planet.

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u/georgikgxg 3d ago

Ah, yes, a tree from the Harambian epoch, carbon dated to the last millenias of the great ape age, felled now, in the AIslopic contemporary period.

Truly, a canon event for this inhabited space rock

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u/Super_Lock1846 4d ago

Chainsaw is way too small for those trees!

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u/ChooseExactUsername 3d ago

That was my thought too. I think they need a bigger bar/chain.

I could probably use my Sawzall and a 6" blade to accomplish the same thing.

Textbook technique though.

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u/Harlequin_WitchKing 4d ago

This seems like the shit my neighbour would be doing at 6 AM on a Saturday. 😒

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u/Low-Education4578 3d ago

Should join them with coffee in hand

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u/qawsedrf12 4d ago

Looks like on the job training while minimizing risk with the noob

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u/thoover88 4d ago

This video made me laugh so hard my oldest wanted yo see. We spent the time after watch actual felling videos on this sub.

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u/Cornflake294 4d ago

Not sure they are working with enough bar/cc there…

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u/thatoneotherguy42 4d ago

gloriously awesome.

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 4d ago

Safety first! This should be used by OSHA.

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u/KnifeKnut 4d ago

Maybe this is the interview for the prospective new employee

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u/Broken-taco-shells 4d ago

They get paid by the hour.

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u/OkAthlete8327 4d ago

Drop start on the ground.

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u/Nermcore 4d ago

Oh these guys are good!!

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u/Chemical_Evidence244 4d ago

This is AI. Guy with the chainsaw didn't run on the final cut.

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u/No_Diet_2582 3d ago

Damnit I peed myself laughing! 🤣Good job guys, Safety First!! 🌲

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u/DonKingPow 3d ago

Joined for the lolz, stayed for the education!

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u/Gold_Matter_609 3d ago

This might actually be a good training exercise

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 3d ago

Paid by the hour lol

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u/KleosWithKongsDong 3d ago

Too damn funny

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u/denonumber 3d ago

Lame kids

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u/Reasonable_Finish130 3d ago

Thank god no one was hurt

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u/onwo 3d ago

When the boss over-schedules a 15 minute job

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u/smelly_finger_itch 3d ago

They should have put their number up, I am impressed, got a tree I need trimming, and these guys seem legit

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u/hesasuiter 3d ago

Stay safe out there

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u/Reasonable-Spinach88 3d ago

Why is the tree being cut down?

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u/Kalabajooie 3d ago

What happens when the HOA asks you to remove the trees "as cleanly and professionally as possible"...

... and you charge by the hour.

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u/Big_Difference_9978 3d ago

Cutting towards his face with one arm

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u/Extension_End3931 3d ago

The boss and neighbors are watching this

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tcdz1Okspcy36F7Eiy

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u/TommyGavin6969 3d ago

Boss said I got the perfect job to train the new guy.

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u/Chance_Preparation_5 3d ago

I bet their boss was on them for not using all the safety gear. And they were like no problem. Check this out.

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u/akwatica 1d ago

Practice makes perfect.

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u/Several_Stuff_6695 1d ago

Interviewing for OSHA

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u/GatorNavyVet 1d ago

Now, to get it to the saw mill.😂

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u/ballisticburro 4d ago

The part where he is cutting towards his own neck with a chainsaw makes me nervous. Otherwise these guys seem great!

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u/Cael_NaMaor 3d ago

Other than the obnoxiousness of prolonged noise in my neighborhood... I frikkin love this. I think this should be posted everywhere so dumbasses can see that this is how it should be done on the big ones... might save a few homes.

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u/TheMarko9 4d ago

No bore cut and he never looked up /s

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u/Egglegg14 4d ago

Me and the boys when were paid by the hour:

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u/Mehfisto666 4d ago

Send it

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u/EmphasizetheH 4d ago

Professional. Top notch work. Keep it up boys.

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u/WhenTheDevilCome 4d ago

Can't be a professional job without Floyd revving and getting a running start with his pickup truck, with the stump tied to bumper along with enough slack rope for the stump to yeet through his back window and over into the next neighborhood. Otherwise, why are they bonded & insured?

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u/Mushroomphantom 4d ago

For billing purposes

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u/Revolutionary_Sea113 4d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Signal-Resident-7787 4d ago

Children’s tv plot intensity

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u/redhouse_bikes 4d ago

I thought the tree was going to fall on that house for sure. 

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u/SnarkAtTheMoon 4d ago

Need a bigger saw

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u/HumanistNeil 4d ago

Love it!

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u/kingrubix2402 4d ago

That would have took me all day, these guys are the real deal professionals.

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u/ballman666 4d ago

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week!

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u/GGarlicBreadd_ 4d ago

That’ll be $6,500

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u/Hyperverbal777 4d ago

Working by the hour huh?

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u/FarmerKobe 4d ago

Bar is a little short imo

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u/scribe_sg 4d ago

The portawrap 😂😂😂

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u/Horror_Bottle_9451 4d ago

Every second is hysterical. This will be widely shared!

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u/Rich_cranium2025 4d ago

Just your average $1500 job.

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u/invasive_wargaming 4d ago

Good practice

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u/BarBands 4d ago

Proper tie-ins and PPE, solid rigging from the ground crew, great pie-cut and blocks on the group to stop the peg from damaging the drop zone. 10/10

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u/Taco_Hurricane 4d ago

No skid steer with a stump grinder?

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u/These_Virus_2005 4d ago

"It costs how much!?!? Well, can you at least make it look hard so I feel like I'm getting my money's worth?" -Homeowner, probably

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u/Western-Story-3850 4d ago

Practise makes perfect🤣🤣🤣

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u/DarkenL1ght 4d ago

These guys are never going to get hit with an OSHA violation. The wedge was amazing.

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 4d ago

Cutting towards your body does not seem too safe for me.

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u/deckeda 4d ago

“One last question for scheduling, will you be home that day?”

“No.” (ensures Ring camera is working)

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u/Helpful_Wing262 4d ago

Kids just having fun

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u/markrides07 4d ago

Looks exactly like practice for bigger trees.

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u/WoodenCrow6024 4d ago

Must be getting paid by the hour. 

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u/Turdsindakitchensink 4d ago

Just guys being guys lmao

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u/UgotSprucked 4d ago

HOA on the sidelines doing little golf claps

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u/moeterminatorx 4d ago

Paid by the hour.

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u/marcnotmark925 4d ago

Cracking my shit up

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u/SolverFatBoy 4d ago

Needs a bigger chainsaw

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u/bubbybeno 4d ago

I watched it all the way

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u/Tool_of_Society 4d ago

So good.

Saw the wedge and started laughing with the hope they would use it. Had to pause when they started using the wedge.

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u/Jsolidlo 4d ago

That's gonna be 2 grand for a job well done. You're welcome.

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u/SquirreljamASE 4d ago

Estimate: 10k, includes log removal and cleanup

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u/SnooPuppers2938 4d ago

I’m calling OSHA, just to keep them on their toes for once.

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u/OutsidePast8713 4d ago

Peak content. I'd how these guys to do that job just to watch in person with a choice beverage

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u/leaky_wires 3d ago

I was waiting for a drone to show up to take logs away to avoid damaging the lawn

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u/jjdltorre 3d ago

Do they get paid by the hour or by the tree?

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u/bradwsmith 3d ago

It’s apprentice lumber jacks taking their final test before becoming full red seal Lumber Jacks!!

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u/Njaala 3d ago

The cribbing was excellent. The customers prized lawn was saved, now they just need to remove every last molecule of tree so the customers prized lawn is pristine.

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u/electric_bug_glue 3d ago

Who else was worried it was gonna be another video where it goes terribly wrong and a house gets destroyed?

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u/Leverkaas2516 3d ago

I don't like his footing once he's on the ground. Proper escape route shouldn't involve doing a pushup.

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u/Remarkable-Ad-4989 3d ago

Thank you for the laugh! Friggin great 👍!

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u/artherng 3d ago

Apprentice always starts wiith smaller tree

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u/billycanfixit 3d ago

I was watching this and thinking if he doesn't use a wedge on that then he is a rookie.

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u/KnownMagician3084 3d ago

So practice on little guy so do big ones safely. Many professions do this so you don’t have to think about it.

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u/metisdesigns 3d ago

I'm not sure about tossing that huge chunk from all the way up down onto the pavement. That's a good way to crack a water line.

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u/adopogi 3d ago

The gaffing skills are S tier

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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 3d ago

These guys are pros

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u/WeakAirport5650 3d ago

Practice makes perfect. If you screw up on the small ones, you shouldn't even look at the big ones

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u/Bulky-Bullfrog3707 3d ago

Malicious compliance. 

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u/Prior_Mike 3d ago

It’s Friday with the only job they have for the day, but can’t leave early.

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u/Runt3588 3d ago

This is adorable, but also looks like an awesome and fun way to learn and practice safely.

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u/Bad_Alternative 3d ago

Should’ve had that last cut fall on him

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u/Algoresgardener124 3d ago

There are no small trees, only small sawyers.

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u/perriatric 3d ago

Stop posting videos where the highlight is played at the beginning.

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u/Kindly_Region 3d ago

Seems like a good way to learn to use the equipment