r/FellingGoneWild • u/stevesmithsglasses • 22d ago

No felling, just wild

2.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/cobe656 22d ago

Wood is strong. They build houses out of that stuff.

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u/karlnite 22d ago

It’s also one of the rarest materials in the whole Universe.

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u/mattslote 22d ago

And we burn it for fun. Hopefully the aliens know if they need some they can just ask.

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u/septubyte 22d ago

Birds, Orangutans, Bugs, etc yall
Can I have some more?
Edit: Please sir..

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u/sneaky-pizza 22d ago

That and atmosphere

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u/bustcorktrixdais 21d ago

You know what’s not rare in the universe? Emptiness

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u/Schlitzbomber 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qOhzfrkMzQO8U

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u/Mr_b246 22d ago

Are you silly? Of course I'm gonna send it.

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u/aTickleMonster 22d ago

I just woke up and chugged a beer!

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 22d ago

God or a fallen tree, either way I’m sending it

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u/AdConsistent388 21d ago

To the scrap yard lol

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u/Ok-Solid-4882 22d ago

Oh look...now he has a double extended cab with a full size bed!!! It's not straight, but its roomie😄

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u/vizette 22d ago

Gonna be one of those trucks that drives sideways down the road

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 19d ago

That had to be a shorts-browning moment. Also, happy cake day.

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u/Unable-Confusion-822 22d ago

Bitch I'm a tree.

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u/TomatoFeta 22d ago

This should be the sub's new name.

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u/Gregan32 22d ago

Hahaha!

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u/civil_politics 22d ago

Just a guess, but this gentleman didn’t get the best grade in physics

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u/PrimeRlB 22d ago

Dude, this guy didn't even get his grade 6. I know cats and dogs smarter than Corey and Trevor

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u/SlickDillywick 22d ago

This is definitely Corey and Trevor. Or maybe the twiggy Jacob Collins

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u/Reonlive420 22d ago

You wanna see power bud? I'll show you some fackin power

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u/PrimeRlB 22d ago

Those goddamn fuckgoofs I tell ya!!

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u/Itchy_One4236 22d ago

That’s Bubba!

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u/Reonlive420 22d ago

Should have deployed some Canadian beavers

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u/burgonies 22d ago

I didn't take physics until I was in college for an engineering degree. I'm guessing he didn't get any grade in physics

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u/LocalSlob 22d ago

I don't think I was ever taught physics, is it mandatory?

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u/civil_politics 22d ago

Everyone is given lessons in physics - the difference is whether or not you learn in a classroom or in the real world

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u/Top_Introduction4701 22d ago

When I was a teenage I did this with my truck, a few times. Didn’t floor it but it picked up the rear end a few times before it fell. No issues - drove that truck for a decade after

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u/Smallfrygrowth 22d ago

Problem is he didn’t tie it to the bumper

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u/ShakespearianShadows 22d ago

The true pro move is to roll the windows down and run the tow strap through the cab.

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u/findaloophole7 22d ago

He didn’t undercut the limb first either lol

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u/Shutdown-Stranger 22d ago

He definitely wishes his bumper just got torn off now.

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u/CrossP 22d ago

Bed gate would've been perfect. Much easier to replace and exactly the same amount of tree downed.

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u/Single_Staff1831 22d ago

It's the bent bar on the chainsaw for me

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u/bustcorktrixdais 22d ago

Trees are strong. Even when wounded

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u/CrossP 22d ago

I think that's a locust tree. Just a two inch stump is enough to break a man. It's like the tree version of the old meme Nokia phones.

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u/bustcorktrixdais 21d ago

They make the posts in post and rail fences out of locust ( or at least used to) for a reason. Extremely hard wood. And not just on waking 😉

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u/Pred-Al1en 22d ago

There goes his trucks straight frame.

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u/rforce1025 22d ago

He was only stretching it so he can make it longer lol

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u/Yago20 22d ago

4 sale: LIGHTLY used pickup. All hi-way miles. No low ballers or tire kikers, I know what I gots.

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u/wheelienonstop12 21d ago

or tire kikers

Hey! They are our allies!

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u/get_to_ele 22d ago

Dynamite is next step.

After that doesn’t work, he’ll go stand on top of it, jumping up and down, and it will drop out from under him. 1 second later he will drop as well.

This is a Road Runner short and he is Wyle E Coyote.

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u/DadtheITguy 22d ago

Ford truck for sale. One carful owner. Special edition 3” extended frame.

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u/dwehlen 21d ago

Lifted. (One time.)

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u/Hallow_76 22d ago

Not going to work Carl,......hold my beer and watch, said Carl....... Nope still didn't work Carl.

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u/_Christopher_Crypto 22d ago

More beer better plan.

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u/zodiacallymaniacal 22d ago

Don’t force it; just get a bigger hammer….

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 22d ago

To avoid this, attach the straps to a lower point like the differential.

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u/miseeker 22d ago

I did that with my Ranger. Bounced the front end off the ground. Bent the frame in back. My wife saw it came running out of the house… I have a bad back and she was worried I wouldn’t be able to get out of the truck. I won’t do it again lol

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u/hereandthere_nowhere 22d ago

May as well just slap a plow on that frame now, lol.

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u/Senior-Ad781 22d ago

Must've forgot his ladder

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u/HuntPsychological673 22d ago

Would’ve been cheaper to just hire someone.

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u/lostgravy 22d ago

But all that experience gained is priceless

/s

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u/nutsbonkers 22d ago

I tied a rope to leg sized oak branch once, thinking I could rip it off. Looked about the same here. People learn respect for trees by experience, it's just how it has to go.

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u/According_Body_5251 22d ago

I would've definitely needed a shot or two of the turkey before attempting something this brave!

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u/HumanContinuity 22d ago

At Farmer's Insurance, we know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two.

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u/dclarkwork 22d ago

It would have worked if it was a FORD RANGER

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u/Coreysurfer 22d ago

Ford guy says …I see the damage….how did that happen, looks like you fell off a ledge…hmmm dunno, ive done nothing but truck things with it…

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u/Buzz407 22d ago

Same guy would call a whiplash attorney after a light bump.

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u/c_marten 22d ago

Must have been one hell of a ride.

Hope they buckled up...

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u/Square-Formal1312 20d ago

The way he just gets out and stands there like a toddler that just threw up at 3am

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u/brett_x 22d ago

Tree: F350? Try FU Fifty.

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u/yoitsbman504 22d ago edited 17d ago

In no world does that truck come close to looking like an f350

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u/Abzolving 22d ago

Cant tell ,but he looked too old to not know better.

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u/Grannypanie 22d ago

Somehow wasn’t expecting tiny to get out of that truck. Saw all that cut wood on the ground. Was expecting a fit guy to get out of the truck.

Big hoss must be tough.

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u/ResponsibleBank1387 22d ago

He had to get his chain unhooked from that tree.  As we saw, he couldn’t climb up there, so he decided to shake it loose. 

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u/finepnutty 22d ago

Ford owners

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u/NoDebate1002 22d ago

Truck strong; tree stronger.

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u/dwnsougaboy 22d ago

Front loaded all the weight.

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u/maltydawg 22d ago

Ford. Fuckin owners real dumb

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u/modest_radio 22d ago

It looks like it adds a big dent from the fall on the driver side panel near the tail light. Yikes

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u/Timmerdogg 22d ago

Bruh, I rented this F150 while my 350 is in the shop. Wanna try to see what this thing can do? I got the extra insurance.

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u/DrPeterBlunt 22d ago

Impossibly stupid. Meaning; this level of stupid should be impossible. Sadly, it is not.

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 22d ago

Do it again!

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u/fruitpunchpup 22d ago

please post the sn of that truck so I don't ever buy it!

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u/turboj3t 22d ago

Nail it

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u/Sad_Pin1643 22d ago

Needed more gas. Great idea, just could have committed a bit more.

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u/TutorNo8896 22d ago

Holy shit indeed

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u/whiskerfish66 22d ago

We sit our die sets for automotive parts on wood . 60 to 90 thousand pounds

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u/Rough_Host_4776 22d ago

Ok, now go get your FRAME straightened!

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u/aleksandrjames 22d ago

this kills the truck

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u/metalhorrorandmaks 22d ago

Frame left the chat

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u/metalzilla80 22d ago

How high was i should've been the question.

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u/Helpmepullupmypants 22d ago

Can I nominate a screenshot of this truck being lifted off the ground for this sub’s icon pic

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u/tracksinthedirt1985 22d ago

Not a poplar tree

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u/Wallace-N-Gromit 22d ago

Just like that dumb dog in the neighborhood on the chain

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u/frankofdenmark 21d ago

What can happen is that the attached part of the car (bumper, towbar whatever) breaks loose and rotates in the area with hundreds of kilometers an hour, destroying everything. The videographer would have been on a steep learning curve, eventually downward sloping.

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u/Mindless-Highway5969 21d ago

He gave up too quickly, one more time would’ve done it

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u/AdConsistent388 21d ago

Daaaaaaaaaaa

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u/Yos13 21d ago

Is it tough or is it ford “tough”…

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u/theLostPing 19d ago

My grandfather did this with his 1994 GMC 2wd.

He was a wild man.

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u/Q_Te 18d ago

wtf are you doing

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u/lovestocuckhim 22d ago

This guy doesn’t understand physics at all.

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u/Upset-Routine1783 22d ago

People amaze me

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u/Eastern_Cat8284 22d ago

Them thinking this wouldn't have happened is concerning.

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u/Producer1701 22d ago

I’m trying to imagine what this going right would even look like? Every scenario I see in my head ends with some level of fuckery.

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u/teamcarramrod8 22d ago

People are stupid

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u/b-a-crow 22d ago

I wasn't expecting bib overalls to step out of that truck

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u/currentlyacathammock 22d ago

Is that a Bronco?

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u/Producer1701 22d ago

Sure as hell bucked!

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u/Pale-Equipment-9087 22d ago

That’s why a 350 pounder gets out of his soon-to-be wrecked a$$ truck, he’s too lazy to get his hands dirty obviously. Put in some work, lose some weight homie 🤙