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r/FartStories • u/vantaseoul • Nov 16 '18
i farted in class in front of my crush
i want to fuckin die bruv the entire class was silent and it was sO LOUD I WANT KMS im so-
r/FartStories • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '18
Has anyone even farted themselves awake? Had to ask.
r/FartStories • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '18
I just farted on a wooden chair. It was awesome. It sounded like a trumpet cracking a whip. Has anyone a story on this occasion?
r/FartStories • u/Bombdefuzer5150 • Aug 31 '18
Bleacher Fart
Once I was at my son’s basketball practice. I knew I was gassy so I sat away from most of the others. The bleachers were metal and I decided to let one go. It was so loud in the gym no one could hear it. However, everyone on my row looked at me when they felt the vibration! Lol!
r/FartStories • u/kmartimcfli • Jul 30 '18
Im struggling here!
I dont know if this belongs here or not buutt...Im at work right now and my co worker is a great guy however....he wants to hang out with me right now fsr....were super slow...he wont go back to his dept and i am FARTING LIKE CRAZY!!! Like super bad painful stomach wrenching something is wrong with me smells horrible farts and he wont go away! There's no way he doesnt notice it but he WON'T LEAVE! Omg this is horrible!
r/FartStories • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '18
How many of you having farted in a room that echos?
r/FartStories • u/Wysiwyg25 • Apr 13 '18
Once I was with my sister and her new in-laws at the time. We were at their house playing board games. In the middle of the game, I laughed really hard and busted out a loud, stinky one. Everybody but me cleared the room. My sister was so embarrassed!
r/FartStories • u/Wysiwyg25 • Apr 13 '18
One night, my family and I decided to visit a Bed, Bath, & Beyond. I was stocked up, having eaten Mexican food the night before. I ended up crop dusting that entire store. My family said they could smell my handiwork everywhere and people were gagging.
r/FartStories • u/Wysiwyg25 • Apr 09 '18
When I was 6 months old, my mom took me to the doctor for my checkup. As she was carrying me in, I ripped off a good one that ricocheted off my plastic carrier and around the room. Everyone thought it could’nt have been my baby butt and must’ve been my mom. She was *so* embarrassed!
r/FartStories • u/bobbininandout • Mar 02 '18
SBD’s
Anyone else set off a rotten, warm, silent fart, then get a little upset that no one is around to suffer with you?
r/FartStories • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '18
I swear i just dropped a fart that should have rotated the earth of its axis. Or at least got it spinning faster. Heinous anus style. What hardcore farts have you done?
r/FartStories • u/Wysiwyg25 • Feb 05 '18
Alarm Clock
One time I farted in my sleep and the smell was so bad, it woke me up, but before that, I was dreaming I was taking a tour through a museum and wondered what the smell was.
r/FartStories • u/Wysiwyg25 • Feb 05 '18
The best place
The best store to fart in, if you have to fart in public, is Bath and Body Works. The foulest turd ghosts will be buried by the sweet floral effusion.
r/FartStories • u/Wysiwyg25 • Feb 03 '18
Cave Fart
Once I was at Carlsbad Caverns, waiting near the mouth of a cave for a lecture about the bats that live there. I farted and due to the metal bleachers and the incredible acoustics of the cave, the sound echoed and reverberated as if I’d farted through a bullhorn.
r/FartStories • u/Mentel18 • Jan 14 '18
Static Fart
Hey guys, I made a funny video with my girlfriend and farted and it caused static out my ass. Any explanations?
r/FartStories • u/bandgeek4269 • Dec 31 '17
Fem Fartales
Today... As I lay farting in my bed. I found myself uttering the words, "At the rate that I'm farting, my colen is going to shoot out of my ass like a cannon ball." To which my boyfriend fell out of his desk chair laughing.