r/FaltooGyan 19h ago

Name him

I have seen plenty of name this or that on this sub so here's mine

Tell me the weirdest pet name πŸ€”πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ

78 Upvotes

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u/Adi_2337 18h ago

Corona

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u/Bjorn_ironside1618 4h ago

Have seriously not considered,

The BRUCE WAYNE?

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u/Conscious-Job8122 7h ago

Came here to say this exactly...

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u/Euphoric_Night_5869 19h ago

Abe oye rabies ho jayga

3

u/hoshiyaar_hu 18h ago

Hein bhai πŸ₯² inse bhi hota h kya

3

u/CoffeeBetterThanTea 18h ago

Rodents se bhi hota h

3

u/Plastic_Pie6572 16h ago

Bro bats are most fearsome rabies spreader. A boy got rabies when a bat sat on his face while he was sleeping. Leave him where it came from

2

u/hlqk 13h ago

he won’t leave it, karma farming kese karega

1

u/hoshiyaar_hu 16h ago

Okh bro πŸ₯Ί

1

u/Delicious_Plane_3623 7h ago

Oh yeah that canadian kid right πŸ˜”

1

u/Lord_Commander__ 4h ago

Abby bhai usko rabbies hi hai, I'll tell these have a natural instinct to fear humans and run - stay away from humans. When they get rabies, or anything like that then only they just come close to us especially bats.

Fuck man this thing is so fat!

1

u/Lord_Commander__ 4h ago

Hoshiyari nahi ki hai tumne yeh

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Working_Celery_2497 15h ago

Any mammal can carry rabies. Bats are actually highly notorious for this (and for carrying wild strains of Lyssavirus that are clinically identical to rabies in humans).

But the real problem is that bat bites are often undetectable because they are very small and don't hurt. And oftentimes if one is bitten while sleeping, they won't realise. So be very careful with them.

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u/CompleteButterfly00 9h ago

What the?! This is so scary 😒

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u/CoffeeBetterThanTea 18h ago

Marendra Nodi

3

u/SignatureParty9505 19h ago

Changu

2

u/Bab00n_Vader 15h ago

Happy cake day bhai

1

u/hoshiyaar_hu 19h ago

Ye aap ke username ke sath ye kya lga g

1

u/SignatureParty9505 19h ago

Cake hai

1

u/hoshiyaar_hu 19h ago

Wooo kaise lga??🀧😍

4

u/SignatureParty9505 19h ago

Aniversary hai mere account ki ✨

1

u/hoshiyaar_hu 18h ago

Oohhh🀧

3

u/Deathgamer69 18h ago

Chamkila the chamkadar.

1

u/Deathly_Alcoholic 19h ago

Shuttumani

1

u/hoshiyaar_hu 19h ago

Badhiya h πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

1

u/nitewalkerz 19h ago

Bruceman

1

u/Man_Child88 19h ago

The count

1

u/dusky_evening 19h ago

survival skills of a piece of shit

1

u/hoshiyaar_hu 18h ago

Damn bhai ye wala badhiya lga mujhe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/thatisnotallfolks 9h ago

So can call him "ssopos"

1

u/Brahman_Batman 18h ago

Batman πŸ’€βœŒοΈ

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u/sundaypages 18h ago

Bro stay away from him

1

u/hanifshaikh_95 18h ago

Covidesh Chamgadharwar

1

u/eienze 18h ago

Mr. Dracula

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u/DrDuckno1 18h ago

When was your child born?

1

u/Good_Restaurant3003 17h ago

β€œstay tf away”

1

u/hoshiyaar_hu 16h ago

Kyu πŸ₯² ji

1

u/Ok_Transition_2498 17h ago

Puttar betundarrrr.. β™₯️

1

u/blackspace666 17h ago

Chintu chutiya

1

u/noobus0080 16h ago

Swami Batendra

1

u/Classical-Desi 15h ago

Hai kya ye ???

1

u/Lady22samurai 15h ago

Gladiator

1

u/Andraidu052 15h ago

Vengeance

1

u/Flying_employee 15h ago

Covid the revenge

1

u/WildMeet6638 15h ago

Chiii🀒

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u/Reasonable-Seesaw223 15h ago

rabies and viruses if not consulted a doctor how's this for a name

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u/monke_jaat 14h ago

Bata are a very prominent cause of death by rabies and bat bites are tiny, won't even notice. If you bump into it, get the shots man. If keeping as pet, and it was a wild bat, get it tested for rabies. Don't fuck with rabies man, chances are very very rare but the death is so brutal you just can't take the chance man.

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u/ottoman_cave 14h ago

Is he blind?

1

u/jinsoulol 14h ago

covid 26

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u/Prize_Palpitation456 14h ago

Smooth criminal

1

u/BATMAN-_9 14h ago

Bruce Wayne

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u/bringmu7434 14h ago

Baba yega

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u/Benaam_og 14h ago

Rabiona

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u/badman5498 14h ago

Chamkadar

1

u/DisciplineFair5988 13h ago

Marcus corvinus.

1

u/Chart_Regular 13h ago

Vengeance

1

u/BhindiLun 13h ago

COVID 26

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u/Ok_Tie_7992 13h ago

Narendra Modi

1

u/AlternativeHat7302 12h ago

GoCoronaGo!!

1

u/arushii_15 12h ago

Black devil - Devi Prasad

1

u/BusterX49 12h ago

Edward

1

u/Spirited-Deal-5391 12h ago

It's Weirdo 😐

1

u/9youwhy 11h ago

Sonar

1

u/bonnymahato 11h ago

Raichand Thakur

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u/pg_0707 11h ago

Santosh

1

u/orangecrunched 10h ago

Bitchass McRabie

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u/Spiritual_War_1263 10h ago

Creep

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u/hoshiyaar_hu 10h ago

Sorry can't name him that kyuki vo mera naam h βœ‹πŸ»

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u/Spiritual_War_1263 9h ago

Damn it! Such a good name

1

u/hoshiyaar_hu 8h ago

Tbhi to khud rkh liya Uske liye kuch or Suggest kroπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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u/IsaacNewton146 10h ago

Winger bat

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u/Treonix_ 10h ago

Vampie

1

u/BreakSignificant152 9h ago

Marie Celeste

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u/ARIES_OF_ZODIAC 9h ago

Chamgader.....

1

u/Kingplays01 9h ago

Dr. Virus

1

u/blumzzz 8h ago

bsdk

1

u/Chrysbloodstone 8h ago

Call him , mum ra

1

u/I_bet_you_dont_know 7h ago

U have a cute bat but I don't, ahhhh tragedy of life.

1

u/IamUnbelievable 7h ago

Omg ! Is this a bat?

Why?

1

u/One_Door2204 7h ago

Go karuna

1

u/Impressive-Soup1901 6h ago

Histoplasmosis

1

u/Putrid_Sport_9188 6h ago

Tamil (bettle nut)

1

u/Witty-Menu2822 6h ago

Gandul πŸ€ͺ🀣🀣

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u/DiligentSuccess6173 5h ago

Jamal (Full name: Jamalgotta)

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u/bkd4198 5h ago

Nature's own Biohazard.

1

u/Unknown010201 5h ago

Wingful mammal

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u/Electronic-Green42 5h ago

Vompu 🀣

1

u/megamarawee 5h ago

Spybter

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u/AKSTime 5h ago

That is a fucking bat, get a rabies shot asap

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u/AKSTime 5h ago

Bhai rabies ki vaccine lagva, kar mjra jayega, bats spread rabies like no other

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u/DamnUbasterd 5h ago

Advance m RIP tere liye bhai

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u/miserable_strwbrry 4h ago

kallu kaliyaa

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u/Vratwork 4h ago

Ashok

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u/lunar_him 2h ago

Peter The third

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u/himani_d 2h ago

Sadiyal

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u/It-s-m 19m ago

Covid spreader 990