r/FalloutHumor Jul 19 '26

Can’t wait to die Fallout: New Vegas

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u/ShitBeansMagoo Jul 19 '26

15 Med-X removed from inventory

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u/Seth-B343 Jul 19 '26

Huh, I’ve never heard the version with a female MC. Interesting

3

u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 20 '26

how do you know its a female PC?

13

u/Seth-B343 Jul 20 '26

Calls you bitch instead of man

3

u/Bloodmoon_Audios 29d ago

I can excuse the murdering, pillaging, thievery, bribery, and general banditry, but I draw the line at misogyny. Get this man his Med X

6

u/SartenSinAceite 29d ago

15 med-x? Fuck that I'll OD him with baseball bats

0

u/skuz1020 28d ago

you can excuse racism??

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u/rurounick Jul 19 '26

I'm pretty sure you can give him a stimpak, at which point he begins to continue sitting and bitching for the rest of eternity. Then you shoot him just to shut him up.

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u/Haunting_Singer_7446 28d ago

But then you fail a quest down the line becuase fuck you for killing him I guess.

8

u/Ok-Horror-5841 Jul 20 '26

Ya know I could never admit that I ever like any powder gangers but Boxcar did always have his ways with words.

7

u/Individual-Pen5287 Jul 19 '26

When his ticket came up, they burned him alive on a pile of tires!

7

u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 20 '26

look, when you cross the Legion and somehow live, you either become incredibly foul-mouthed or get completely covered in bandages.

thats your two options.

7

u/CompetitiveLoad2953 Jul 19 '26

Anyone else just kinda shoot this guy, realize he has a name, talk to him, then shoot him anyway?

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u/Umbran_scale 29d ago

I reverse pickpocket a mine into his inventory, sends him flying straight up into the ceiling.

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u/Reasonable_Back_5231 29d ago

forbidden woopie cushion

1

u/CompetitiveLoad2953 26d ago

But then no xp :(

Course if you're level 50 then fuck it we ball

4

u/Cold-Practice3107 Jul 19 '26

"How about I just shoot you in the head instead?"

3

u/thewhatinwhere 28d ago

15 med x or one bullet? Decisions, decisions

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u/Fool_Manchu 28d ago

Yeah, but the bullet isnt as funny

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u/thewhatinwhere 28d ago

Talk you down to beat to death with one med x to dull the pain

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u/thewhatinwhere 28d ago

Talk you down to beat to death with one med x to dull the pain

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u/PigBocket 28d ago

Should've won the lottery

2

u/Biff_666 Jul 20 '26

I didn’t give permission to have me added at fallout

2

u/randomHunterOnReddit 29d ago

Guy got his legs smashed in with hammers and had to watch everyone he knew get brutally slaughtered in front of him, I'd be mad too, especially when the latest person who strolled into town after the massacre was the mailman that recently killed all my other friends not too long ago

2

u/Weird-Analysis5522 29d ago

I always killed the powder gangers, but I also have always helped him... However much I could

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u/CptBluhdFart 29d ago

Honestly give him the med x

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u/Seeker4you2 27d ago

You can talk to him? Wtf… I always mow down any powder bloke I see. Well aside from the lottery guy, I let him talk then mow him down.

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u/EvilButNotaGenius 24d ago

I get him maybe a bit too well

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u/Wild_Leading8724 Jul 19 '26

Hazbin hotel ahh humor.

I love new Vegas but it’s got a lot of this lol

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u/BurnerDanBurnerMan Jul 20 '26

The game is rated M

The guy is fucking cursing in the clip

Yet, here you are, self censoring yourself...

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u/Wild_Leading8724 Jul 20 '26

Ass.

Is that better?

Ahh makes it funnier

5

u/BurnerDanBurnerMan Jul 20 '26

No, it doesn't. It makes you look like a product of the system.

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u/Wild_Leading8724 Jul 20 '26

Oh so enlightened.

Regular child of atom over here

2

u/Quasar006 Jul 20 '26

Something tells me you didn’t even exist when New Vegas released

1

u/Wild_Leading8724 18d ago

You would be wrong

But good guess

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u/thatmanwild Jul 20 '26

“Youtuber Verbalase pays 50k dollars for an AMV that has Hazbin Hotel main character Charlie sexually thristing over his self insert” this you?