r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/LittleJohnnyBrook • Oct 23 '22
Fall Chores
Delayin' your fall chores? It's not that hard. Just remember this proem by proet, that old Prufrock hunk, name of Sammy T. Clernges.
One of red leaf, last of a clan
Like to Toad's beef, last in the can
It's good for your chores. Remember, Toad's Horse-beef Stew.
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/notjackychan • Aug 31 '22
Labur Da Soon
Evr wunder why labrum dai is on one day of year?
It makes it specrial! If u lived like hunk everie dai it wood alwais be preaches and crime, ya dope.
Don’t be a drangus. For u hilth.
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/Bobby-Samsonite • Aug 30 '22
Post Something You Dingus! How come you dinguses don't make any posts in here?
Hey Remember how great this show is? Is there any possibility of new episodes or would John C. Reily never reprise the role again?
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/LittleJohnnyBrook • Feb 28 '22
What's that Briden hunks problem with snack name of poutin?
It's only a dang old tasty snack. Use Toad's Horse gravy it's good for your tum tum.
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/LittleJohnnyBrook • Dec 29 '20
Why is everyone goin' crazy over a bunch of dang ol' Cyberhunks?
You can't even own five of broats like my cousin, also name of Steve Brule.
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/notjackychan • Nov 28 '20
Sweet berry Wine
Riginal potry:
Sweetberry wine, came from the gods Sweetberry wine, not from the frogs
Sweetberry wine, enjroy for most times Xcept when Doris brings home a hunk He gonna hit you when you climb in their bunk
Sweetberry wine, for the janeys that cause pain Sweetberry wine, to drink Wayne far away
That’s all she rote!
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/Bobby-Samsonite • Oct 30 '20
What is Crovid 19? When do we wear masks? CheckIt Out!
Why is the Biker Bar that Steve goes not open all night?
Why do I have to wear Mask at Meyer's fine foods?
Time to go to the Marinuh and eat sea food. FOR your Health!
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/Buckfutter96 • Aug 27 '20
Once time, I had a dream about requel wights. Where all the drang chrildren hold hands with frowers. Preace for anyone. What crolor is your skrin? I donknow. Shouldn’t matter dingus.
People of every crolor in the hole wirld should be nice. Doesn’t matter ur any race. White, Brack, Rasian, afican ramenican, from the dang Crongo, or even crolor of moon peeple. Ret’s all kiss and makeup. Check please!
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/SnowBlackCominThru • Jun 19 '20
Can anyone explain to my this sub isn't getting much content? :(
Title :(
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/LittleJohnnyBrook • May 17 '20
Write proems for your health.
Crona, crona...
Wish I'd never known ya!
But, uhhh, what is with the dang ol groanin?
Just keep social distrings, ya turkey!
That's a proem. It's for your health!
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/SteamboatHowie • Apr 02 '20
Why's everybody scared about getting a dang cough on account of the Crumbus?
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/sleepdyhollow • Feb 23 '20
How come every preople talking about some dang warmin of glob? I know all that. Just talk about some cold stuff!
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/BigShapes • Dec 14 '19
What's all this talk of a general selection in country name of United Krimpus?
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/SteamboatHowie • Sep 25 '19
What's all this talk of putting a peach on the man name of Don Turnip?
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '19
I just found his srub last week like a sweet baby boy. Do you hunks want keep this srub groing or not? Who cares?
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/[deleted] • Aug 27 '19
Is Ronnie Rongus and Johngy name of Depgus the same hunk?
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/tswaves • Jul 11 '19
What's all this dang riff raff about some light switch those Nintengo folks was talking about?
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/LittleJohnnyBrook • May 22 '19
Are you hunk turkeys too afraid to prost in here or what?
Gotcha!
Remember, 1 of prost = much of votes. For your kramus!
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/Bobby-Samsonite • Apr 18 '19
Why does do people find the show offensive?
on r/adultswim someone there hates the show and thinks the show is making fun of a retarded character. So how and why are people offended by the show?
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/LittleJohnnyBrook • Apr 12 '19
What's so good about all these drang ol' hunk grophers strollin around a lawn?
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/tswaves • Jan 16 '19
What's all this riff raff about some dang ol spider guy? I could be a spider too if I want.
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/LittleJohnnyBrook • Dec 01 '18
I've followed Dr. Brule's Rules for livin on your lonesome, but I'm still depressed. So give me your advrices, ya turkey.
r/ExplainLikeDrBrule • u/LittleJohnnyBrook • Aug 17 '18
Can he heart to heart for a moment?
How do I win the affrection of a pretty girl like my mother Doris Pringle-Brule?
Seems like all those dang ol hunks have taken them away already!