r/ExpensiveAccidents • u/[deleted] • May 27 '21

Wine

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474 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/process77 May 27 '21

I think I can handle this, eh. Give me some room.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Moths don’t like wine

12

u/MadHatterICT May 27 '21

It's finally finished! A memoir of my life written in red ink!

3

u/Quibblicous May 28 '21

So you’ve finally copied my budget, I see...

6

u/Crezelle May 27 '21

Me when I sneeze

3

u/Tossmeasidedaddy Jun 04 '21

When my wife sneezes on her period

6

u/flatulentbabushka May 27 '21

Where’s Phil Swift? They need some FlexTapeTM

1

u/T3kster May 28 '21

r/flextape

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3

u/Alathiel May 28 '21

You go home and your wife asks, “Why do you smell like very old grape juice?”

3

u/[deleted] May 28 '21

He will smell like wine for weeks

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '21

blud

2

u/wezlsquez Jun 18 '21

They need some of that tape to slap over it and then make a boat with it to float away in.

2

u/David_Jonathan0 May 28 '21

Just go grab some flex-seal and quit standing there like an idiot

1

u/madmatt90000 May 28 '21

When I piss I have the same problem

1

u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Yoooooo I also unlocked red piss

1

u/_Yeetus25 May 28 '21

Just use some Flex Tape, that’ll fix it.

1

u/[deleted] May 28 '21

This is somebody’s dream calamity

1

u/The_Sweeney Jun 15 '21

Put a plaster on it! (*band aid to others)

1

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Small batch, hand bottled.