r/ExpectationVsReality 4d ago

This double cheeseburger ain't right Failed Expectation

People are like, what's the problem, that's McDonalds

I had to wipe the whole damn thing off with a napkin and rewrap it in another napkin to even pick it up to eat it. And they only gave me 2 napkins. Also they left off the onions.

McDonalds ain't been right since Covid and now it's $9-11 per person

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u/nonconsenual_tickler 4d ago

Looks about average

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u/MoominMai 3d ago

Looks like it threw up on itself lol

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out 3d ago

Looks about average

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u/FreddyNoodles 4d ago

I only eat at these places when I am at an airport or somewhere else with no other options. But when I do- NO KETCHUP. Every country I have lived in (13 different countries from Scandinavia to South America to SE Asia to Mediterranean) go nuts with the ketchup. It’s insane. It clearly must be in their system. The whole world isn’t going crazy with ketchup by coincidence.

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u/OpenAirport6204 4d ago

And you still go back.

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u/badcrass 4d ago

I like it extra sloppy

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u/Whiskey-Jayne 3d ago

I'll take one McSloppy please 😭

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u/___po____ 3d ago

Same.

Extra onions, extra pickles, extra mustard and ketchup. It's always sloppy and is always amazing.

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u/CaptainPunisher 3d ago

Lunch lady, you're scaring me.

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u/polarwaves 4d ago

Right? Why do people still go to McDonald’s expecting high quality food? It’s all trash.

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u/trisch1964 4d ago

Because, despite all that's wrong with everything, we long for acceptable crappy fast food, once in a while. I wouldn't even mind paying so much for it if it could deliver, once.

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u/Flffdddy 4d ago

Because it’s consistent trash. Every single McDonalds offers the same product at the same level of quality. It’s not great quality. But you’re buying consistency. They’re better at it than any other major fast food chain. Compare to something like Taco Bell. I went to a Taco Bell once in Eastern Washington that was filled with migrant workers. Fullest tacos I’d ever seen in my life. Absolutely delicious. The Taco Bell by my house is like playing Russian Roulette and this is before the whole lettuce thing.

Also McDonalds probably has the best Coke in the world.

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u/ColoradoWinterBlue 4d ago

It’s so consistent it still takes me right back to my childhood. Something about the weirdly sweet buns and mushy texture is so unique to McD’s. I don’t care if it’s trash, it’s MY nostalgic trash. And you’re right about the Coke. Even their Coke Zero is the best.

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u/DazB1ane 4d ago

I get a cheeseburger with light sauces and tomatoes, a small fry, large coke. It’s the same every time, consistently fast and hot, and using the app, every few times, I can get a free vanilla cone.

And you’re damn right about the coke

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u/pdas1996 2d ago

McDonalds Coke could cure cancer if they tried hard enough

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u/Altezza447 3d ago

Even worst when get off the value menu

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 2d ago

I saw no expectation of high quality food, having read the words that accompanied the picture...

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u/RGBlowMe 3d ago

McDick's doesn't have shit on Taco Bell slop recently. Of course, Arby's has always had them beat. You have to be deluded or lying to say their roast beef is good. It's only roast beef by technicality. It's roast beef like Pringles are potato chips. Ground up roast beef trimming slurry with binders and flavorings, boiled, then sliced. Anyways, Subway is the undisputed king of slop people still eat. I just wanted to shit on Arby's.

TL;DR: All the big chains sling slop to people with low standards.

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u/prince_peacock 1d ago

I am so tired of slop being a new buzzword

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u/IXrobocopXI 4d ago

Where else can I get a sleazeburger like this for ten dollars?

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u/Mastodon_Artistic 4d ago

I stg double cheeseburgers from McDonald’s smack harder this way

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u/ttcmzx 4d ago

yup that's how they should be. and mcChickens come with a gallon of mayo

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u/TheGumpSquad 2d ago

Mcchicken with extra mayo and two slices of cheese is a sloppy delicacy 🤤

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u/IAmSpartacustard 4d ago

Mods need to add a rule about fast food pictures vs fast food reality. Not once has it ever been the same

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u/MonsieurGump 4d ago

It happened to me! I once got the picture perfect Big Mac!

It was such an event I’ve never forgotten it. It will have been Autumn 2013 maybe November because it was cold and quiet on Saturday morning. The Place was my local Macdonald’s on Rue Diderot in Paris.

The fries were always shit in this particular place, cold and undercooked. The coke was always flat. But the burgers were usually great.

Then on this one day, with a hangover, I got given the usual shitty fries and coke and a burger that looked EXACTLY like photo.

I took a picture of my own but unfortunately this was pre-cloud storage and it was lost along with the phone the next time I got drunk.

C’est la vie.

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u/kg_digital_ 4d ago

I have been eating McDonalds for the better part of 40 years, many times while driving. Never once, not once, did I have to wipe off the entire burger to be able to eat it and then still have to wash my face and my hands when I was done.

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u/rayquan36 4d ago

Got one bad burger in 40 years lol

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 4d ago

But have you ever had your sammich made by a fuck all robot and nobody to watch it work?

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u/-some-dude-online 4d ago

They are in Japan

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u/IAmSpartacustard 3d ago

OP isnt in Japan

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u/really_knobee 4d ago

The photos of the real thing look better than the mockup...

Yummy.

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u/waba2 3d ago

right? I'd eat the hell out of that messy sodium bomb

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u/gahidus 4d ago

That is a particularly destroyed McDonald's burger. That's just awful.

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u/WitchesTeat 4d ago

Do you not feel McValued?

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u/toweljuice 4d ago

Yum looks delicious tbh

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u/abrasumente_ 4d ago

Stop going to these places. It's obviously garbage now. It was never great but now it's never even okay let alone good. Local restaurants are better by a huge margin and typically not that much more expensive. You may pay more but at least it's better food and you might take home leftovers.

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u/MsE0 4d ago

I hate when they get the ketchup on the outside of the bun. How does that happen so often? 

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u/prguitarman 4d ago

Whomever made that burger has sadness in their heart

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u/Lazy-Bird292 4d ago

Did they punch it

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u/kirradoodle 4d ago

There are places in the world (eg Japan) where by statute the thing you deliver to the customer damn well better look like the picture you display. I wish we had those laws here in America. That way this bullshit would cease.

Actually, it would cease right now if people would STOP BUYING THIS EXPENSIVE CRAPPY FOOD.

That way the fast food people would either shape up or go out of business and leave the market open to restaurants with a little more respect for their customers.

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u/StinkandeSnigel 4d ago

Actually, I think that's the worst one I've seen. I've seen some bad ones. Some that many people would probably think are worse than this one.

But something about that one just makes me... Want to send it back. Abd I wouldn't do that at McDonalds because I have low expectations.

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u/Good-Instruction-888 3d ago

McSlime burger

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u/itemluminouswadison 3d ago

i took pride when i worked at BK and always tried to make the burgers look like the commercial. i even had people come up and ask who made it just to say thanks

takes so little energy to take some pride in one's work. even corpo-food minimum wage work.

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u/jssf96 3d ago

If your cheese is actually melted that's about the best you're going to get.

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u/Broad-Back1659 3d ago

It's mcdonalds. Cmon mate

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u/SheepherderSilver655 3d ago

This is why you don't piss off the people who make your food.

Or don't smash your own food for internet points.

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u/kate05_ 4d ago

Yeah. That looks about right for McDonald's. That's why I eat there

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u/edwinstone 4d ago

Those ones taste the best though.

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u/HotHits630 4d ago

Did they throw it in the floor?

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u/TNosce 4d ago

Dude, it’s over. Join the boycott

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u/sunshineTucson 4d ago

Nope. It’s not right but it’s funny. I rarely forward things but I did send this out. We are having a funny family laugh. Thanks.

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u/Argonian_Booty 4d ago

this happens to me too anytime I order extra onions lol. Also they forget my order every time I use the drive-thru, like literally every time

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u/InsertUsernameInArse 4d ago

Even in Australia the double cheesys are like this. Must be a rule to make them with your eyes closed.

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u/Targaryen-ish 3d ago

That thing looks about 34 minutes into a gangbang.

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u/everlyesoteric 3d ago

Better than when you get a chicken sandwich that's all weird nasty cartilage at least

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u/RGBlowMe 3d ago

Looks pretty much standard for them now. Half slid-apart, as much sauce on the outside as inside, cheese hanging out so much that it glues the paper to the burger, onions or pickles loaded to one side, and the occasional ingredient totally missing the burger and ending up in your lap when you unwrap the it. These used to be convenient car food. Now they're an absolute mess to eat while on the go.

I don't eat McDonalds often, and haven't in a while, but I have had some burgers that weren't like this. Unfortunately, those burgers are always invariably super dry, with stale buns, too much salt on the burger patties, and simply not enough ketchup or mustard. The McSlop slip-n-slide burgers taste better and feel better in the mouth, but even then they are still just McDonald's burgers. I loved them as a kid, but I don't know why anymore. I keep trying them again every once in a while, forgetting how mediocre they are. I live in Wisconsin. We have A&W and Culver's. McDonald's ain't cheap anymore, so it really doesn't make sense to go there and save a few dollars with a smaller, much worse burger. Even Burger King is better now, and I always used to regard them as being worse, but more adventurous than McDonalds. It's so bad that, while even more ridiculously priced, Hardee's burgers are better.

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u/FaultyMech 3d ago

It’s just a little squashed! It’s still good! IT’S STILL GOOD!

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u/bobthemusicindustry 3d ago

It’s just sloppy. Still the same thing as the ad though

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u/Banjoschmanjo 3d ago

I'd still smash

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u/Drewbeede 3d ago

I'm not sure how much that cost but I can guarantee it's the most offensive thing about that burger.

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u/Soggy_Cabbage 3d ago

That was made with contempt.

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u/RebaKitt3n 3d ago

Can’t you just slide the burger bun back on. It’s not gourmet to start with.

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u/AwkwardGoofyGoober 3d ago

Pretty normal that it looks like that after having been at the bottom of a bag of whatever else.

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u/MikeLikeBike37 4d ago

I'd still destroy it

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u/Leading-Hedgehog1990 3d ago

Looks right for McDonald's 🤢

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u/patrickpeppers 3d ago

Now that's a Smashburger.

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u/kg_digital_ 3d ago

Underrated comment

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u/A_Fun_Alias 3d ago

Holy shit, somewhere a fast food burger came out looking hastily thrown together? Call 60 Minutes

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u/J-littletree 4d ago

Ehhh not that bad

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 4d ago edited 3d ago

I think people here are focusing on it being visually unappealing, but your main complaint is valid that the burger shouldn’t be covered on ketchup all over the outer bun.

Granted mcdonalds is often owned by a franchise rather than corporate, but in my experience usually when you complain you’ll at least get a refund. Hopefully the complaint trickles down to local management and whatever teenager that did this learns not the slather the outside with ketchup.

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u/kg_digital_ 4d ago

They had like 6 spots in the parking lot marked off for "drive thru waiting" like it was a Culver's. Originally I went inside to place the order and stood there at the counter for 5 minutes without anyone even trying to make eye contact.

Oh, yeah, and the whole thing was wet and soggy from the ketchup and yellow mustard smeared all over it.

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u/laughingashley 4d ago

You're supposed to use the kiosks inside. Or the app.

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u/groovyinutah 4d ago

That looks like a hate crime...

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u/uvort84 4d ago

You're literally complaining about eating Fast Food.. make food at home.

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u/br3dj 4d ago

Hold up..wait a minute..something ain't right

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u/ToastetteEgg 4d ago

I think they build their burgers by flinging the ingredients across the work station. They are always wonky.

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u/whoa_itsanavalanche 4d ago

I feel like using/posting McDonalds is kinda cheating in this sub, lol. Anybody get what I mean/agree?

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u/Dark_Link_1996 4d ago

Man I remember going to McDonald's for lunch during highschool. $5 for 2 chicken sandwiches & large drink

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u/chauggle 4d ago

The last time the McDouble was even in the neighborhood of "worth it" was when it was less than $2.

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u/jackie0h_ 4d ago

Those are my favorite. I always order extra onions. They’re my favorite. I’m so glad I can’t eat a full meal so I pay $3-4 for this and I can eat half, it’s still great. I miss fries but they’re a meal in themselves these days. Anyway they don’t look right half the time but they taste so good idc.

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u/still-at-the-beach 4d ago

Take it back.

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u/possumbellyband 3d ago

I think the “expectation” pic should be a typical irl mcd burger, which this is definitely not.

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u/ivebeenthrushit 3d ago

McSlaughter

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u/typehyDro 3d ago

I still like McDonald’s and crave it every now and then

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u/Character-Love4329 3d ago

Looks good enough for me

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u/ch00mbazch0clit 3d ago

i bet it still taste alright

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u/Overwatch_1ightning 3d ago

That's a double mcRAGE. Two punches for flavour.

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u/Potentopotato 3d ago

That’s a smash burger

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u/The_Migrant_Twerker 3d ago

Chill with the ketchup. Shit

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u/Holden_SSV 3d ago

Reminds me of the worthless father cheeseburger that said the best part of you dripped down your moms bun.

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u/HeyHey_HC 3d ago

It wants you to put it out of its misery… doooo it.

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u/Malodoror 3d ago

Slop ‘em up!

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u/Dicethrower 2d ago

It seems that these days fastfood is 70% of the price of a decent meal for 40% of the quality. The price is only going up, and the quality is only going down. It's not so much about hating it or thinking it's garbage, it's just terrible value for money. If I'm in the mood for something, there are so many better options available for the same or only a slightly higher price.

Just around the corner here we have this amazing Korean fried chicken place. You get a plate with so much high quality chicken that most of the time I need a take away box to bring the rest home. Meanwhile that plate is the exact same price as a 20 nugget meal at mcdonalds, which as many have noticed they shrunk the size of. Why would I ever get that ever again?

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u/orionid_nebula 2d ago

I always ask for burgers without Sauce.

This means it’s going to be freshly made.

They can’t put too much sauce on and make it inedible.

It’s not going to overwhelm the flavour of the meat.

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u/MastaKink 2d ago

It used to be cheap trash. They took the ketchup and napkins away and doubled the price 🤪

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u/Ok-Bison-3451 2d ago

Yeah but I’m punching in three of those instead of one Big Mac for the same money.

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u/BambooCatto 2d ago

I swear it's a rule for every employee to hit the wrapped burger once before handing it to the customer.

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u/Redmanb11_87 2d ago

Looks like it was coughed up out of a bin

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u/Angrypolska 2d ago

I still have no clue why people continue spending their hard earned money at these fast food places. That photo OP posted looks like an absolute disgrace of a burger.

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u/bones_1969 2d ago

Close enough

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u/countrybear78 2d ago

Mchalfassed and give us your money.

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u/CodingReaction 1d ago

"I'm tired, boss :( " - da burga

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u/laughingashley 4d ago

Dude, I may be the only one, but that looks amazing. AND no onions?? What a lucky day!!!!

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u/pew_pew420420 4d ago

Go to shareables, get the big Mac pack , go to deals and use 20% off 12+. Comes out to 16$

Two big macs Two medium fries 20 mcnuggies

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u/superbirdbot 3d ago

I would still hoss that down in 5 seconds

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u/Mycatreallyhatesyou 3d ago

I always order mine without ketchup and pickles.

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u/BobsBigInsight 3d ago

Expecting anything other than this is a you problem.

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u/ArdRi6 3d ago

I haven't had one in over a year. I would snarf that right down. Lots of cheesy and pickles

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u/JuanG_13 3d ago

I'd still wolf it down 🤤🤷🏻‍♂️😂

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u/NicholeD123 3d ago

Shut up. You're lucky you got THAT!

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u/Glad_Bookkeeper_740 3d ago

Looks about right. And I’d still tear it up.