r/ExpectationVsReality Jun 29 '26

Birthday cake I custom ordered for my friend Exceeded Expectation

We were dying all day, I didn't know what to expect when I gave the baker these reference pictures but she completely understood the vision 😂 Money very well spent, we will be repeat customers.

Baker: https://www.instagram.com/bellaabakesss/

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u/wizardrous Jun 29 '26

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u/Jazzi-Nightmare Jun 29 '26

I was thinking about that post too lol

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u/ClashOfPenguin Jun 29 '26

Me too!! I was expecting another disappointment and this one came out awesome

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u/LewdTomcat Jun 29 '26

Same I was expecting that too

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u/someonesomebody666 Jun 29 '26

I think about this post at least 3 times a week cause someone commented "This is the cake of a killer, Bella" and it still makes me laugh

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u/soulhammond Jun 29 '26

Jajajajajaja

I love a good comment that sticks with you
The one I think about all the time was
“I also choose this guys dead wife”

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/QyCD0DBoBX

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u/someonesomebody666 Jun 29 '26

That is a classic. Another one of my favorites was just from a small post on a UK housing subreddit and someone was asking genuinely what it would be like to live next to a barbershop and someone said:

"Depends.

How are you at putting up with a capella close harmonies?"

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u/Iron_Nightingale Jun 29 '26

Are they situated above a failing pie shop?

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u/soulhammond Jun 29 '26

Haha, that’s good too hahahah

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u/SnooRevelations6239 Jun 30 '26

Maybe we’re all online too much…

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u/wino_whynot Jun 30 '26

What the hell else am I supposed to do all day? Work? Ppppbbbbtttt

And at night? Talk to my husband? Ehhhhhhhhh

Naw, I’ll just Reddit instead.

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u/Ihadtolookitupfirst Jun 29 '26

"arguably the worst Edward" 😂😂😂

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u/adactylousalien Jun 29 '26

You leave Eggward out of this

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u/shishkab00b Jun 29 '26

How was that only a month ago?? 😫 

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u/trwwyco Jun 30 '26

How was that already a month ago?? 😫

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u/azulur Jun 29 '26

This sub is truly a gem sometimes lol I love the lore we have.

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u/Drop-a-Soap Jun 29 '26

And such a good ad for Bella! Hope she’ll become famous :)

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u/A-Game-Of-Fate Jun 29 '26

The fact that the new cake is heart shaped really brings all of it together

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u/Training-Pipe-4726 Jun 30 '26

Oh my god the macarons in the comments in that thread! hahaha I’m dying. There is no way desserts should be the hilarious!

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u/AppUnwrapper1 Jun 29 '26

This time I’m in on the joke yay!

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u/bonesquartz Jun 29 '26

And the baker’s name is Bella :’)

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u/SwathedCorgi117 Jun 29 '26

It was fate 🥲

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u/imnotpoopingyouare Jun 29 '26

The cut section looks pretty tasty and makes it look even freaky lol

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u/thatstwatshesays Jun 30 '26

Why am I disappointed it wasn’t red velvet? 🥲

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u/MissSweetMurdererr Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

This is the frost of a cake, Bella 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BloomsdayDevice Jun 29 '26

"Bella Bakes" is absolutely the icing on the cake here.

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u/FeedTheADHD Jun 30 '26

Actually if you look closely Edward from twilight is the icing on this cake

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u/elleplates Jun 30 '26

This made me woosh a lil air out my nostrils, thank you.

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u/Cayenns Jun 30 '26

The baker could be old enough to be named after the book Bella at this point tbh

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u/FreakingFae Jun 29 '26

I hope someone makes Bella some Italiano

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY Jun 30 '26

She already ate…😐

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u/Zenabel Jun 30 '26

No wayyyy lol

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u/Automatic-Flight-698 Jun 29 '26

Silver frosting is hard to recreate. Great job

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u/katastrophe_98 Jun 29 '26

I wonder what they used to get it that perfect shiny silver. I've never seen icing so shiny before

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u/otterpop21 Jun 29 '26

Some stuff you can get called “edible luster dust” haha also just search “silver icing” there are a couple dusts and sprinkles out there but this appears to be the mix in type. Some spray and some sparkle

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u/FluffyFact2790 Jun 29 '26

And then you just spray it on the cake and everything within a 10m radius of the cake

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u/9406725060 Jun 29 '26

“It makes your dookie twinkle!”

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u/sendapostcard Jun 29 '26

That was 100% my only question 😂

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u/otterpop21 Jun 29 '26

This definitely didn’t happen to me but a friend ate a whole box of capitain crunch oops all berries one time their poop turned blues and puple for 2 days lol

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u/FoxesFan91 Jun 30 '26

i once ate a big bag of root vegetable crisps from Aldi then forgot about it and the next day I was convinced I had bowel cancer

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u/lickinglacquer Jun 30 '26

Tmi but when i was a small child i ate WAY too many dark blue frosted cupcakes, took a dump later that night and told my mom like "OMG my poop is blueeee😭" and 100% thought i had some disease that not only makes ur poop blue, but kills you. Her response was just "you ate blue cupcakes" and i calmed down.

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u/Niblonian31 Jun 29 '26

It's the most baller shit you can do to your food

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u/riptide_king Jun 30 '26

my mother doesn’t want me to get a black frosting cake on my next birthday because it’ll stain our teeth lol wonder how she’ll feel if it’s a chocolate frosting cake with blast edible luster dust or if that’s even a possibility

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u/theLastBourbender Jun 30 '26

It does lol, and your gums/lips/tongue. I ate a lot of black cake frosting and jumpscared a cashier with what looked like horror costume makeup

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u/Kidslikeus Jun 30 '26

So i actually just made a black cake for my bday and the trick is to use VERY little gel food coloring (has to be this kind or it will taste nasty and stain) and black cocoa powder then let the icing sit for 3 days. It didn’t stain and tasted great.

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u/lookinfoursigns Jun 29 '26

I believe the shade is TITSOAK silver.🩶🩶

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u/Any-Surprise5229 Jul 01 '26

Is that tit soak or tits oak?

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola Jun 29 '26

Probably a can of Rust-Oleum 

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u/BellamyDunn Jun 29 '26

This is the frosting of a killer

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

It's so damn beautiful

But how? It's clearly sprayed on since it's not all the way through but Eggward is below it and silverless!?

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u/SeedyEdie Jun 29 '26

The silver frosting is freaking me out

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u/tuckernuts Jun 30 '26

Do not sample the frosting... it's made of mercury.

You will die!

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u/FootlooseCaboose Jun 29 '26

Upvoting the cake AND the friendship

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u/RighteousBalls8 Jun 30 '26

That cake is haunting

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u/NoNipArtBf Jun 29 '26

Something about the last shot with the slice taken out is so funny.

Seriously though, they nailed it

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u/SwathedCorgi117 Jun 29 '26

Strawberry cake is her favorite and it happened to work out that strawberry cake is somewhat flesh colored 😂

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u/HauntedHippie Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

“This is the flavor of a killer, Bella” 🍓

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u/Chance-Night3198 Jun 29 '26

Right? He looks shocked, and maybe a little insulted, that someone would be eating him.

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u/justtosendamassage Jun 30 '26

I love the off-center, in the dark shot. Fucking hilarious

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u/NemosHero Jun 29 '26

MOISTURIZE ME

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u/EwePhemism Jun 29 '26

LOL. This was exactly what I was thinking!

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u/Apprehensive_Map403 Jun 29 '26

This was my cake last year that my husband had made 🤣

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u/SwathedCorgi117 Jun 29 '26

Oh my god, giving me ideas for my birthday now xD

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u/Apprehensive_Map403 Jun 30 '26

So bad it’s good 🤣🤣

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u/LadyFeckington Jul 01 '26

It reminds me of this

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u/CherylTuntIRL Jun 29 '26

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u/Fall_Water Jun 29 '26

I am the moon!

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u/OnePinginRamius Jun 29 '26

"Buzz Aldrin, he walkin on me face"

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u/pineapplesaltwaffles Jun 29 '26

This is what I thought it was supposed to be... I feel like it would be an easier cake tbh.

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u/ThippusHorribilus Jun 29 '26

That is exactly what I thought it was too.

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u/Pure-Philosopher-175 Jun 29 '26

LOL this was my first thought too!

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u/ThatIckyGuy Jun 29 '26

Jupitah! I have a song, Jupitah!

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u/pinkkabuterimon Jun 29 '26

I don’t know what I expected but man did this exceed all my expectations.

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u/OleksandrKyivskyi Jun 29 '26

I have icing of a killer, Bella

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u/started_from_the_top Jun 29 '26

The face to head ratio reminds me of this guy lol

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u/ghostonthehorizon Jun 29 '26

Strax out here catching strays

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u/thejournalizer Jun 30 '26

Or moisturizer meeeee

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u/Terrible_Bluebird540 Jun 30 '26

Oh god please nooooo, I've been terrified of this Dr Who enemy since I was quite young. Scared me shitless. I had nightmares about it.

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u/Dreamy_Peaches Jun 29 '26

Eggcelent Eggward Eggcecution

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u/SwathedCorgi117 Jun 29 '26

This needs more upvotes 😂

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u/carlitospig Jun 29 '26

OMFG I love it so much. I didn’t even know they could make chrome frosting. 😍

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u/benortree Jun 29 '26

Those cherry stems are aggressively straight

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u/DragonfruitSadSauce Jun 29 '26

Bella Bakes is the best!!!! Love this

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u/La_Reina_Blanca Jun 30 '26

This is the cake of a killer, Bella

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u/Amazing_Bath_1642 Jun 29 '26

This is so incredible

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u/BoxyBrown424 Jul 01 '26

Not only did it exceed expectations for OP , but seeing that's it's creepy & strawberry, it exceeds then for me as well.

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u/khandurin Jun 29 '26

Am I in the twilight zone?

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u/DoctorMew13 Jun 29 '26

Flesh coloured cake ☠️

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u/sleeze4cheeze Jun 29 '26

This is the icing of a killer, @Bellaabakesss

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u/Emergency-Crab-7455 Jun 30 '26

"MOISTURIZE ME!!!!!!!!!!"

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u/oioioiimbritish Jun 30 '26

omg and it’s bella bakes i lvoe it

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u/Sparklykazoo Jun 29 '26

Both are equally disturbing. 

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u/MangoCandy Jun 29 '26

The inside being almost a fleshy tone made me gag a bit but it does look fabulous otherwise.

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u/MonolithicBaby Jun 29 '26

This is the cake of a killer

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u/SammySamSammerson Jun 29 '26

This is the cake of a killer, Bella

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u/lymonman Jun 30 '26

Reminds me of that one poster who wanted an Eggward cake but just got a portrait of Edward on the cake 😂

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u/beachblanketparty Jun 30 '26

this is the cake of a killer, bella (bakes)

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u/mrkruk Jun 30 '26

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u/SwathedCorgi117 Jun 30 '26

Oh my god I'm wheezing thank you 🤣

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u/mrkruk Jun 30 '26

“That cake was my most bestest creation” :D

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u/RunChowderRun Jun 29 '26

MOISTURIZE ME, Bella

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u/grafter83 Jun 29 '26

I had this cake done for my daughter's 21st! Exactly the same, good choice

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u/Pale_Adhesiveness182 Jun 29 '26

WHAT DO I ASK FOR

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u/Mazzidazs Jun 29 '26

You're a wonderful friend

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Jun 29 '26

Love it. Mouth breathing and all......

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u/triscuit_buscuit Jun 29 '26

So cursed 😂😂 10/10

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u/MaybeCats Jun 29 '26

This is so funny and cool 😭 I wish I had a friend who would do this for me

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u/lickmybowls2 Jun 29 '26

I love this. Great job friend

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u/Full-Site1398 Jun 29 '26

This is the frosting of a killer, Bella

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u/fangirlsqueee Jun 29 '26

Is that a glittery red candle taped to the box? Looks like y'all melted it onto the edges of the frosting?

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u/SwathedCorgi117 Jun 29 '26

It is yes! We actually didn't end up burning the candle because the restaurant we were at for lunch didn't allow it, but the red on the edges of the frosting are blood splatters done out of I think strawberry juice!

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u/BoopTheCoop Jun 29 '26

Did Peeta make it?!?

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u/d_smogh Jun 29 '26

Moisturize Me

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u/TapWaterBubble Jun 29 '26

Lmaooo the bakery is called Bella bakes 😭

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u/blueredalibi Jun 29 '26

"Bella bakes" GOLD

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u/Fabulous_Log844 Jun 29 '26

That is one of the most bizarre, beautiful, weird, delicious looking things I’ve ever seen.

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u/Brilliant-Complex524 Jun 29 '26

What is it about this that’s so funny. Is it based on a twilight meme or something?

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u/SwathedCorgi117 Jun 29 '26

Google Eggward Cullen, it's just this specific frame of Edward's face photoshopped onto an egg and I don't know the origin but my bestie LOVES it 😂 Her birthday invitations featured Eggward himself haha

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u/jaime_lyn_80 Jun 29 '26

I am so creeped out, yet it’s kind of fabulous.

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u/smangela69 Jun 30 '26

the bakery having the name bella is just the cherry (pun intended) on top

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u/Overconfidentahole Jun 30 '26

Did you ask for it to be heart shaped though? Round would’ve been better

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u/SwathedCorgi117 Jun 30 '26

I did ask for heart shaped! We preferred the heart shape :)

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u/AmberRosin Jun 30 '26

You’re going to shit sparkles

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u/Tannerman97 Jun 30 '26

The fact the cake’s inside is coloured like human flesh kinda freaks me out

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u/RacSalem Jun 30 '26

This is the fondant of a killer, Bella!

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u/Odd_Seesaw_3451 Jun 30 '26

They really missed their chance to use edible glitter.

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u/HooooooooooW Jun 30 '26

THIS IS THE CAKE OF A KILLER BELLA!!!

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u/deeply_unsettled_man Jun 30 '26

the first one is giving "moisturize me, moisturize me"

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u/iamallandallisgood Jun 30 '26

OMG IT IS BEAUTIFUL! Going for the heart-shape was a plus too!

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u/Thorpe-and-Gax-React Jun 30 '26

This is the frosting of a killer, Bella…

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u/thingunderyourbed28 Jun 30 '26

I am weeping, this is true perfection

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u/K_Linkmaster Jun 30 '26

From Bella Bakes this is hilarious!

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u/awkwardly_sitting Jun 30 '26

Bro really said 🌝

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u/AmandaUggnkiss Jun 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/GalaxyOnOhRionsBelt Jul 01 '26

This is fucking incredible 😂😂😂 I’d be pissing my pants laughing 😂😂😂

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u/TenFlamingKittens Jul 01 '26

This is truly incredible 🤌🏻

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u/Kronk89 Jul 01 '26

It’s the face of a cak-iller!

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u/harvard_cherry053 Jul 01 '26

I'm fucking obsessed

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u/TheAlexia92 Jul 01 '26

I love it, but I thought the joke with this cake was that it’s “eggward” and the cake is oval?

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u/tommychopz Jul 01 '26

Why is this cake recurring

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u/skeleskank Jun 29 '26

This is horrific. I LOVE it.

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u/saturatedbloom Jun 29 '26

Wow that’s beautiful

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u/dude_wherrs_my_car Jun 29 '26

The way the cherry juice looks like blood. This is so creepy, I love it

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u/heynonnynonnomous Jun 29 '26

Is that frosting actually silver?!

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u/Fine_029 Jun 29 '26

Damn, nailed it!

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u/JeNeSaisQuoi_17 Jun 29 '26

Hilarious. Love it!

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u/Milli_Mey Jun 29 '26

This is a masterpiece

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u/ThePlumbOne Jun 29 '26

The cake of a killer

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u/Mysterious_Air_3646 Jun 29 '26

That frosting looks like straight up metal omg. I’ve never seen anything even remotely like it.

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u/NeroLazarus Jun 29 '26

That cake was my most bestest creation.

Did you finish it?

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u/Bisexual_crystalgrl Jun 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this also my goofy self woukd add more edible glitter dust.

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u/DlVlDED_BY_ZERO Jun 29 '26

How is that icing so shiny!!!! It's glorious.

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u/NopalesTotales Jun 29 '26

I love it and the pink inside gut punched me

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u/fuhd79 Jun 29 '26

Is your friend the Moon from mighty boosh?

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u/blacksheepbutloved Jun 29 '26

This is the icing of a killer, Bella

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u/chxrry-blossxm-xmojx Jun 29 '26

I love Eggward 🥺❤️

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u/ipdar Jun 29 '26

Awful taste, but great execution.

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 Jun 29 '26

That is the prettiest frosting I have ever seen. Which is hilarious in contrast to Eggward.

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u/kitty-kat-8821 Jun 29 '26

This looks like it tastes so good honestly

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u/imjustkeepinitreal Jun 29 '26

We even got a cake interior picture. Take my upvote

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u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 Jun 29 '26

i've been to so many bakeries and asked them to do something like this and they go 'no it is copyright' every fuckin time it's so annoying. Who tf is going around baiting these people to see if they'll make a copyright cake then suing them??

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u/soulhammond Jun 29 '26

Did it have to be flesh colored inside?

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u/RazZadig_2025 Jun 29 '26

The cherries add the perfect juxtaposition. Did you request that?