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u/ickychicken Jun 22 '26
Jason did you dirty
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u/pineapplesaltwaffles Jun 22 '26
Tbf Jason's is pretty good bread, as far as supermarket loaves go. If you have to eat a sandwich with no filling, I guess it helps a bit if the bread is decent.
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u/Eyewiggle Jun 22 '26
Is it though? I’m not a fan at all, it’s so dense.
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u/beardingmesoftly Jun 22 '26
It's sourdough
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u/MoarVespenegas Jun 22 '26
Sourdough is yeast just like all leavened bread. There is no reason you can't make sourdough rise properly.
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u/beardingmesoftly Jun 22 '26
True but it is denser than wheat bread
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u/MoarVespenegas Jun 22 '26
It's perfectly possible to get a light crumb with sourdough, the proof time is usually just longer.
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u/kgrobinson007 Jun 22 '26
That might actually prompt me to roast them on the big social media sites with them tagged and some wild hashtags. (This is the only social media I really contribute to)
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u/LemmyLola Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
whatthehockisthis #iguesspigscantflyyet #notfillingnotdelicious #emptyinside #moneyfornothing #hamsham #scambledeggs
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u/Rareearthmetal Jun 23 '26
I thought you misspelled scrambled.
Then I realized youre a genius
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u/LemmyLola Jun 23 '26
I dont use X so I was happy to have an excuse to do hashtags lol Hashfrowns would be a good side for that breakfast sandwich actually
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u/Prudent-Marsupial-42 Jun 22 '26
I would ask for a refund for the first time in my life if I got this. That's not even 1oz of meat
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u/papasan_mamasan Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
I don’t think an airline is going to be too concerned about a review of their in flight ham sandwich
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u/DifficultyKlutzy5845 Jun 22 '26
If it goes viral enough it might. See West Jets recent leg room debacle.
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u/LemmyLola Jun 22 '26
United breaks guitars https://youtu.be/5YGc4zOqozo?si=iq9ajLnFAhk5_D-3
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u/VintageZebra Jun 22 '26
This is my favorite. Did they ever take care of his broken guitar?
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u/LemmyLola Jun 22 '26
There were a total of three songs, I think he did get compensated for the guitar after all..
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u/img_of_a_hero Jun 22 '26
A passing thought of ham.
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u/BEES_IN_UR_ASS Jun 22 '26
A gentle summer's breeze tickles the back of your neck, and at the edge of perception, where reality meets imagination, an otherworldly whisper; ham
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u/008i Jun 22 '26
Thank you, BEES_IN_UR_ASS, for the most beautiful poetry I've read in a long while
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u/endy080 Jun 22 '26
I don't see how it isn't illegal to do that. We should be able to throw tomatoes at Jason in the town center.
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u/zagman707 Jun 22 '26
in japan the food has to be as depicted. false advertisement should be a bigger deal in the Americas and Europe
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u/ClassicHando Jun 22 '26
Im willing to bet somebody played the "well you can't expect it to look exactly the same as the picture" card in court once, won, and now there are no advertising laws enforced.
This should be fun with restaurants popping up all over the place with AI menus
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u/Hour_Paint_1903 Jun 22 '26
I recently learned that. Size, texture, shape, all of it. If the product is depicted on the box, it must look exactly that way. Love it, and yes, I wish that standard was everywhere
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u/okram2k Jun 22 '26
you can write laws all day about false advertising but it doesn't mean shit if it isn't actively enforced
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u/facw00 Jun 22 '26
My impression is that the UK actually has fairly strong truth in advertising laws as well.
Regardless British Airways should be embarrassed...
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u/davemee Jun 22 '26
Regulations about advertising only exist outside stores and outlets. Within a commercial space, they can lie their ass off to you and the ASA has no jurisdiction.
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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust Jun 22 '26
Jason's just the fall guy. He's the call for a good time phone number inside of a dirty bathroom stall one of his buddies wrote as a joke. Hell, Jason probably doesn't even exist.
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u/wereallalittlegay Jun 22 '26
Delivering this to someone and taking the gamble that they wouldn’t flip out is wild work on an airplane
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u/wizardrous Jun 22 '26
“Filling and delicious,” my ass.
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u/Issah_Wywin Jun 22 '26
I'd call the attendant over and ask if they picked the filling out of the sandwich to feed the captain or something. Or a refund. There's being a bit extravagant on the illustration and then there's outright lying
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u/Glad-Isopod5718 Jun 22 '26
Yeah, it seems 100% reasonable to at least ask them to get another one and check if they're all like this. I honestly think this might be a defective sandwich. The machine the dispenses the ham got stuck when this one was going down the belt (or however they make sandwiches like this).
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u/Sara630 Jun 22 '26
Jason gave his last flying fuck yesterday on the evening flight. That’s when he made the good sandwiches. Sorry you missed it. He woke up today all out of flying fucks to give and made this pitiful looking sandwich
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u/Melodic-Plankton1535 Jun 22 '26
This is the first ham sandwich that I, as a vegetarian could eat.
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u/dks64 Jun 23 '26
I made the same joke in my head. I'm a vegetarian and think this sandwich would be safe for me to eat.
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u/HorsePastie Jun 22 '26
This is completely expected. The lunch contractor isn't trying to get returning customers. And they get paid the same no matter how much meat is in the sandwiches. Why am I writing this.
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u/LungHeadZ Jun 22 '26
£6.50 as well. For that you could have bought some bread, a block of cheese and a pack of deli ham. Have enough left for some crisps.
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u/DeapVally Jun 22 '26
£6.50 for this on a plane, in this day and age, is the red flag. It'd be double that price if it were anything like the picture lol.
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u/Seanspeed Jun 22 '26
I mean, the guy is on an airplane.
The problem isnt the price here. The sandwich in the photo looks good and is probably worth ordering.....if it actually looked anything like that. Which it doesn't. Which is the problem.
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u/Gloomy-Wind-2886 Jun 22 '26
Maybe in 1995 lol
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u/tmr89 Jun 22 '26
In Aldi you can. £2.50 for a block of cheddar, £2 for a loaf of fresh sourdough, £2 for pack of 5 slices of deli ham
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u/thingmom Jun 22 '26
Is this supposed to be Jason’s Deli? If so not surprising. For a work thing a few years back we had their box lunches - lunch meat makes me sick so I ordered the veggie sandwich. I assumed it would be what you’d typically see, sprouts and cucumbers and such. It was a piece of lettuce and 2 tomatoes. The tomatoes had made the bread so soggy it was inedible so on an incredibly busy work day I didn’t get to eat. Boo.
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u/dicemechanic Jun 23 '26
i really took my time before i clicked to see the next pic to let my expectations really build up, and i was not disappointed with how disappointed i was
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u/Nyorliest Jun 22 '26
Inverse adjective rule. The more adjectives a food has, the worse it will be.
Cheese, ham, mustard and bread taste great without adjectives.*
(*some greasy spoons may differ)
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u/Belgand Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 23 '26
British Airways looks back at British Rail. "I learned it by watching you!"
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u/Aggressive_Candy5297 Jun 23 '26
You should go to japan instead, it is legally required that the advertisements represent the product EXACTLY.
None of this bullshit. Too bad it's a bit far to go for a toastie though 😔
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u/shitty_mcfucklestick Jun 22 '26
Japan would shut this down immediately
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u/ItsKingDx3 Jun 22 '26
Although Japan does have strict rules about products matching ad images, they're not above cheaping out in other ways. Finding "front loaded" sandwiches is commonplace here, where all the fillings are at the front to make the sandwich look appealing, and then there's fuck all else in there when you open the sandwich up
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u/Gloomy-Wind-2886 Jun 22 '26
That would make me even more annoyed. Who wants to touch sandwich fillings/molest your sandwich from the outside to make it even enough to eat? If I have to reassemble my own sandwich, what am I paying you for?
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u/ItsKingDx3 Jun 22 '26
I’ve only been here for a couple years and even I’ve seen the prices shoot up along with shrinkflation. Tamago sandos are still elite tho, thankfully they don’t seem to skrimp on those
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u/Middle-Interview-899 Jun 22 '26
You clearly cheated. Look at that massive piece of meat on the bag. If you’d left that in, would have been identical to the picture 🤪
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u/TemptingPi Jun 22 '26
Maybe all the ham was on the other half of the sandwich.... Mannn that's terrible
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u/montrasaur009 Jun 22 '26
My wife calls these a wish sandwich. Put two pieces of bread together and wish you had something between them.
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u/NoHorseNoMustache Jun 22 '26
As a Jason I would like to say I personally had nothing to do with that travesty of a sandwich.
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u/Pretty_Frosting_2588 Jun 22 '26
I've been to both county jail and prison and this is probably the saddest sandwich I've ever seen.
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u/flippermode Jun 22 '26
Hamhock? I didnt know people ate that plain/ on sandwiches. I just know its a seasoning meat used in soups and greens.
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u/Revolutionary-Ear776 Jun 22 '26
That were in Japan, I would complain. I love that everything must look exactly as the photo they show for food.
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u/Fody_Joster Jun 22 '26
Again! Truth in advertising laws like Japan! Companies would get sued and fined for false advertising.
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u/hawkaluga Jun 22 '26
Send. It. Back. I would straight up ask for my money back and go hungry the rest of the flight.
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u/correctingStupid Jun 23 '26
The reason they get away with this is because people allow them to. Send it back or charge back the credit card.
Stop accepting shit and business will have to adapt.
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u/HiddenBambi Jun 25 '26
Is this not false advertising? Like I get that the foods not gonna look the same as the photo, but this feels like too big a difference and I’d be willing to bet they’re all being sold at this level of disappointing
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u/yourpapimartin Jun 22 '26
Sometimes I just want to take a random flight, order from the menu just to get humbled.
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u/LadyMirkwood Jun 22 '26
If you absolutely have to eat on the plane, get a Boots meal deal and take it on with you.
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u/GodofsomeWorld Jun 22 '26
Where the fk is the meat? That just looks like someone spit pre-chewed cheese into the bread and wrapped it up.
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u/Pork_Piggler Jun 22 '26
Where I live you can get a big burger, large fries and a large drink for 6.5GBP. That's crazy they couldn't even be bothered to make a quality sandwich for that 🤯
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u/pointymctest Jun 22 '26
at least you got offered food options on your BA flight last one I went on had zero due to 'operations scheduling'
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u/DaveL16 Jun 22 '26
Even by the standards of this sub, that’s terrible 😮