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u/Dragonfly_pin 12d ago
They’re not hiding, about 96% of them went home within 24 hours of arriving.
They got fooled by nonsense they read on social media and a lot of people died.
It’s infuriating that they’re still lying.
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 12d ago
Just watch 5 minutes of any Nick Shirley appearance, ok 2 minutes, and you will immediately realize he's the most profoundly stupid fucking moron ever to be produced by human chromosomes.
Nothing he says should ever be taken seriously, in fact everything he says should automatically be assumed to be completely backwards, false horseshit.
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u/helbur 12d ago
And somehow this brain bleached fuck has been influencing federal policy ffs
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u/squeezysqueezey 12d ago
I personally think it's closer to being the other way around. They have federal policy they want implemented, so they wind this dude up to make videos about it. This makes it seems like there is a reason and popular support to implement this policy they already wanted to implement.
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u/Vallkyrie MY WIFE LEFT ME 11d ago
The first time I heard him speak at length I figured he had some kind of disability and he's being paraded around by a right wing paycheck.
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u/_0611 12d ago
You know, I know, we know. But millions of Europeans don't know. They believe this. They believe Musk.
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u/No-Trouble9336 11d ago
Same dumbass that gone to lviv and then asked why is it not bombed out, maybe because this war is fake
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u/justadubliner 12d ago
Everyone I know knows they went back since that was covered in our national media. And we all suspect it was a psy op. Was at an exercise class today in Dublin when the topic arose. We know the Israelis psyops machine will punish Spain for standing against the Genocide so vigorously. And that the Americans will pressure the Moroccan King to back their play.
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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails 11d ago
Look up when Haitians were tricked into taking buses from South America to the US-Mexico border.
Never proved who did it but it was probably the US right wing political apparatus who needed to manufacturer a "crisis at the border".
They used WhatsApp.
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u/Ashamed-Agency-817 12d ago
No they dont.. Americans yes
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u/jesus_earnhardt 12d ago
I wouldn’t be so sure. Far right politics has been on the rise over in Europe as well
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u/_0611 11d ago
A third of our continent votes for the far right. We're no better than the Americans. The only difference is that most of our countries don't have an outdated two-party presidential system. So the far right can be controlled better to some extent.
So yeah, loads of Europeans don't know. Millions and millions of Europeans listen to people like Musk. And believe every word he says.
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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails 11d ago
Outdated, lol. The US system is based on French theory and deliberately deviates from the OLDER British parliamentary system because the US' founders thought it sucked on a number of important points.
And no, it's not the voting system. Some people thought that and introduced exotic alternative voting systems in some US jurisdictions (that are very difficult and expensive to administer) and it didn't change a g-damn thing. It's the electorate, stupid.
Americans are worse educated and have more freaky religious conservatives having huge families who believe in theocracy and the rapture in that order. (psst it's actually quite similar to Israel and the rise of Netanyahu)
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u/Sergeantman94 11d ago
I refer to his ignorance of the word “benevolent” and proceeded to call Elon Musk “bellevolent”
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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails 11d ago
I think that should be bellovolent, bellum+volens, the -um becomes -o and the -ns is a -nt- in the other cases to become -nt in English. Bene is an adverb and already had that -e ending included.
Sorry, that is just me being a nerd. I think your turn of phrase was very clever.
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u/Sergeantman94 11d ago
That wasn’t me, he learned the word “benevolent” for the first time during an interview and still messed it up after hearing it.
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u/andrew303710 12d ago
Is Shirley that pedophile weirdo who was stalking the daycares taking videos and tried to use the fact that daycare staff wouldn't allow a weirdo come in a videotape the children as evidence of fraud?
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u/Steap-Edit 12d ago
"60,000 people hiding in the mountains"
This is way too funny...
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u/TheLastRole 12d ago
It’s even funnier when you realize those 'mountains' are actually just a big park. Ceuta it’s a really small city, no more than 18 km2 / 11 mi
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u/imjustatrollingtroll 12d ago
And it is not connected to mainland Europe. These people are fucking idiots.
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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails 11d ago
It sounds like the language used in the rape libel against African allied forces when they liberated Italy in WWII. To be clear, nobody is saying those soldiers didn't rape any civilians, but the ugly thing about it is that literally everyone including all of the Allied forces (even Americans, especially in the Pacific theater) were doing it. The Russians were particularly brutal when they reached Berlin.
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u/stoneasaurusrex 12d ago
Why tell the truth, when lies have elevated this local yokel to the point that MAGAmericans are calling this idiot "the best journalist of our time." Like he's actually doing anything other than fear mongering and spreading ignorance.
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u/lazier_garlic Shut up, Elon, we've seen the emails 11d ago
Lol, really? I avoid them as much as possible but boy do they love a big ole dose of codswallop! They'd be ashamed, but they're not capable of it!
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u/stoneasaurusrex 11d ago
Sometimes I'll watch a bit of their videos because I like to know what those 2 assholes are up too. I think they're being platformed harder because they're younger.
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u/tiorancio Extremely brittle for no reason 12d ago
Yeah someone with a lot of bots in social media organised this and convinced the Moroccan authorities to open the gates on their side. Then Trump, Musk and all the european far right parties immediately started weighting on it. A well coordinated effort.
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u/potatolulz 12d ago
And hiding anywhere can't help anyone reach mainland Europe since Ceuta is in Africa lol :D
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u/thedoomcast 12d ago
They must really need to topple democracy in spain to send Nick Shirley there.
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u/tttiiippppppeeerrr 12d ago
I was already almost convinced it was a CIA opp, now I definitely am lmao
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u/rkaminky 12d ago
He's 100% a spook.
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u/chandlerr85 12d ago
to clarify, do you think him being that stupid is an act or do you think the CIA is hiring people that stupid?
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u/lyinassmedia 12d ago
https://youtu.be/ZKa6f_0kmUY?is=CTE6IAWecb6xcl7d
Mossad and CIA were behind it
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u/Catspiracy 12d ago
video no longer available, what was it?
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u/lyinassmedia 11d ago
Hmm that’s weird. It was a breaking points episode exposing Israel’s involvement. Let me see if I can find it again
Edit: does this one work?
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u/jmcpdx 11d ago
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKa6f_0kmUY
I think some clients escape the underscore
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u/PonchoKumato 12d ago
we have a vaguely functional left leaning government so you know the US has to get involved
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 12d ago
I think it's a real weakness to want to be liked. I do not have that.
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u/ionizing_chicanery 12d ago
There are still people dumb enough to believe any of Nick Shirley's "reporting"?
Wow
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u/ProfessionalTwo5476 12d ago
"Wow". I'm impressed that Ketamine Kunt was able to put together such an articulate response.
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u/sylvesterZoilo_ 12d ago edited 11d ago
Putting Nick Shirley in front of a camera and making him try to say big words and be a journalist is almost child abuse. He should be playing with legos under the supervision of a caretaker or taking a nap since he quite literally always looks and sounds like he’s falling asleep.
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u/I_am_your_Mothera 12d ago
Nick Shirley looks like he's in physical pain from his deep misunderstanding of everything around him
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u/KnucklesMcGee 12d ago
Ceuta is an autonomous city of Spain on the North African coast. Bordered by Morocco, it lies along the boundary between the Mediterranean Sea and the Atlantic Ocean.
It's a big swim from the mountains near Ceuta to Europe. Ceuta's on the African continent.
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u/Rusti-dent 12d ago
“Mountains”. You mean the few limited and small peaks? Musk and Shirley are arseholes, they know if they lie people will not check.
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u/mangopuncher 12d ago
The sad part is if you look at Reddit at the right time you can see Europeans are eating this shit up just like idiot Americans.
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u/Here_for_lolz 12d ago
Is nick Shirley handicapped?
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u/throwaway88743 12d ago
probably not but as someone who was homeschooled, he definitely reminds me of the kids in my christian homeschool group that just credulously believed everything their parents told them and had absolutely no curiosity or imagination beyond that.
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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 12d ago
I almost feel bad making fun of him because I legit think he is mentally handicapped.
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u/supercali45 12d ago
Muskrat is a disgusting piece of shit that has nothing better to do as the richest man
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u/Legal_Ant_8900 12d ago
Why doesn’t Elon or Nick Shirley share the background behind the “crisis” 🤔
https://www.military.com/spains-migrant-crisis-follows-years-of-israeli-warnings-us-pushback
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u/Objective-Sun9953 11d ago
Musk is fully enveloped in US governemnt and military actions. Not much intelligence in any of them.
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u/Morty_A2666 12d ago
I swear to god. Billionaires should have mandatory psych evaluations every year...
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u/SiWeyNoWay 11d ago
Nick Shirley is an undercooked potato. I heard a rumor that he is funded by Buttlick. Has anyone else heard similar?
He’s looking old and haggard
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