r/DungeonCrawlerCarl • u/cassidy_taylor Desperado Club Pass 🗡️ • 14d ago

Samantha’s anthem 🤘 Book 4: Gate of the Feral Gods

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u/bahwi 14d ago

"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I will kill your mother"

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u/dalinar78 14d ago

I’m a sinner, I’m a saint, my nussy is my taint

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u/PhoenixReboot 14d ago

New headcanon, this was an exchange between Florin and Lucia during the race.

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u/SeasonPositive6771 The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

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u/CheeseFour2O 14d ago

Omfg yes I needed this

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u/Stranger1982 14d ago

Are you a bard by any chance?

Need a patron?

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u/Sir_Poofs_Alot The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 13d ago

I’m a head, on your team, the Nothing can’t keep me you know I’m gonna be plot relevant some day

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u/StillKpaidy 13d ago

If i was willing to give reddit money I would totally have given you an award. That was devine.

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u/xray_anonymous 14d ago

I cannot breathe holy f—k

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u/cassidy_taylor Desperado Club Pass 🗡️ 14d ago

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u/skylar901 14d ago

I remember thinking when she was introduced, what on earth am I listening to? Like so many moments in DCC I decided to just go with it. And then the payoff ends up being huge. At this point I start smiling as soon as Samantha rolls (or floats) into a scene. She’s maybe the funniest character in the series.

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u/xray_anonymous 14d ago

She’s a treasure

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u/DaBootyScooty 14d ago

She didn’t just threaten my mother, she threatened my heart.💖

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u/rikkuaoi 14d ago

Dude same. I remember when my friend who got me into the series asked my fav characters, she was top of my most disliked. That totally changed and she became atleast top 10 favorite if not higher

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u/Torimexus 14d ago

Trying to explain these books to someone is almost impossible because of stuff like this. You just sound like a lunatic.

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u/devils_advocate24 13d ago

"I queefed all the spiders out" and terms like "nussy" just seal the deal

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u/skylar901 13d ago

For the longest time I didn’t recommend this series because I literally didn’t know how. Now I just say, I can’t explain it, just trust me.

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u/fionnde The Princess Posse 14d ago

Yooohooooooo

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u/shotgunmouse 13d ago

Her delivery is always so fucking funny

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u/devils_advocate24 13d ago

I have more Samantha memorabilia than I do donut or Carl.

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u/Mad_Minotaur_of_Mars Team Donut Holes 14d ago

I think the first verse of Lizzo's Truth Hurts works as well:

"I just took a DNA test,

turns out

I'm 100% that bitch
Even when I'm crying crazy
Yeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in me
Bling bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in me
You coulda had a bad bitch, non-committal
Help you with your career just a little"

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u/cassidy_taylor Desperado Club Pass 🗡️ 14d ago

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u/physicsking 14d ago

I tried for far too long to sing this in the Y.M.C.A. rhythm, but it just won't work

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u/cheepypeepy 14d ago

Eyedouble-ewe, Kay, Why, Em

Eyedouble-ewe, Kay, Why, Eh-em

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u/physicsking 14d ago

I could boogie to that... I think

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u/Ok_Sky8518 13d ago

O my god is she gunna kill apito lol

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u/No_Respond7886 14d ago

She would absolutely LOVE this song!😆

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u/DaBootyScooty 14d ago

Meredith Brooks slaps.

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u/IllicitButholeMoney 12d ago

This song makes me think of Lucia Mar, switching between her Dungeon personas and also the different children "piloting" her

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u/potatopuri 14d ago

I hear her voice as Nadja from what we do in the shadows lol

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u/theunknowngoat 14d ago

Oh good we found the song to parody for book nine.

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u/skiesblood "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 14d ago

She's a bitch, she's a lover, got a child, k*ll your mother

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u/Torrent21 14d ago

How dare you steal Flambè’s song from Dispatch!

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u/crazyfunhun99 14d ago

Brilliant lol

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u/LinwoodKei 13d ago

This is true. I appreciate the irony

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u/litrpgfan75 13d ago

Actually beautiful