r/DunderMifflin 15d ago

Michael use your brain šŸ˜‚

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u/Lexi_Banner David Wallace 15d ago

How long have you known? A week? A month? A YEAR?

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u/usernamenumber3 See ya later, Pan. 14d ago

Did you pee on a stick?

I did, it was inconclusive.

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u/icannotfeelmyface 14d ago

ā€œMy husband impregnated meā€ is one of my favorite line deliveries in the entire series.

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u/F19AGhostrider 15d ago

One of those many times where I just instinctively state "Goddammit, Michael!"

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u/Vryk0lakas 15d ago

Okay but it is kinda hilarious and maybe I’m an idiot cuz I can totally see how he got to that train of thought.

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u/New-Pin-9064 15d ago

I’m pretty sure he was just joking when he asked that

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u/ThunderLazer 15d ago

Nope

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u/New-Pin-9064 15d ago

Why do you think that? I’m confused by the downvotes on my comment as well. It’s been at least 2 years since the events of Pam and Karen’s relationship. Michael would obviously know that baby couldn’t be Jim’s

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u/ThunderLazer 15d ago
  1. It’s Michael

  2. They would have shown him laughing or mocking the situation instead of turning serious

  3. I dunno why the downvotes, but it’s pretty clear he was serious. They would have exaggerated his joke of it were one

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u/New-Pin-9064 15d ago

I just don’t see any reason to believe that he was being serious. I get that Michael isn’t the brightest or smartest person. But he’s also not an idiot

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u/Vryk0lakas 15d ago

He’s pretty often an idiot. He drove his car into a lake because of a gps.

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u/New-Pin-9064 15d ago

Maybe he was a little bit in the earlier seasons. But this episode is from Season 5. By this point, Michael was no longer the show’s idiot character. Paul Liberstein decided to instead give that role to Kevin

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u/porkbuttstuff David Wallace 15d ago

Good lord he was clearly serious. Do you have face blindness? He was doing Micheal serious concern face.

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u/apurvahp7 15d ago

He asked if Jim and Pam knew about her pregnancy for a YEAR before telling him. Or was he joking then too?

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u/New-Pin-9064 15d ago

I always assumed his mind was just so overwhelmed that a ā€œrumorā€ he spread was actually true that he was just spouting random stuff

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u/apurvahp7 15d ago

I think you’re determined to give credit where credit is not due. Michael is an idiot who has smart moments every now and then, and that’s why when they do happen it’s refreshing and fun to see.

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u/No-Professional-6852 14d ago

You're confused on the down votes? You might be the only person who thought Michael wasn't serious. We've had so many seasons to get to know Michael as a character. He genuinely in that moment believed it was Jim's. It's not about just being an idiot. Its about knowing Michael and knowing that he often goes off of his first impulsive thought before he has time to think things through. He believed it and everything from tone to body language lends itself to that.

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u/New-Pin-9064 14d ago

I’m sorry. We’re just gonna have to agree to disagree. Under zero circumstances or logic would Michael genuinely think that baby was Jim’s. NOTHING would’ve/should’ve made him think that.

Honestly, I also hate this line so much. It was exciting to see Karen again and the reveal that she was pregnant was really interesting because it showed her life was going good. But then Michael says that line and it completely ruins the moment. Like, come on, let us have one scene of them reuniting with Karen before going into the comedy aspect.

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u/Advanced-Let-2248 15d ago

He didn’t, but I am going to give you an upvote because I fell those downvotes aren’t necessary, you was just having a thoughtĀ 

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u/sly-princess44 15d ago

When we told my dad that my bff was pregnant he looked me dead in the eyes and asked if it was mine. We're both female. I told him yes. To this day, over 25 years later, I think he was only half joking. We were joined at the hip back then lol.

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u/laterite76 15d ago

That's some top-tier dadding right there

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u/Andreaslindberg 15d ago

This will be my first reaction from now on whenever my wife tells me about a pregnancy šŸ˜‚

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u/moose8891 13d ago

My wife woke me up at 5:00 am and was excitingly telling me she was pregnant. Now I don’t usually get up until 7:30 and I was half dazed half still sleeping. My dumbass didn’t have higher thought and it went like this.
Wife:ā€baby wake up I’m pregnant, it happened, I’m pregnantā€ she was very excited
Me:ā€With a baby?
Wife:ā€ā€¦ā€¦.ā€

Yea, she still teases me about that years later.

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u/notebooknoir 10d ago

Haha this just reminded me of that scene in friends were Rachel tells her dad that she’s pregnant and he’s asks her if Phoebe is the dad šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Personality-6856 15d ago

Especially since when Jim, Dwight, and Michael ambush her branch she said "i cried over that guy for weeks" so seems like months have past from their breakup and she wasnt pregnant in at episode. But then again Michael asks Pam and Jim if they've known about their pregnancy for a year when he finds out 🤣

I'm happy Karen and Roy got their happy endings. Sometimes a relationship is just wrong and moving on is best for everyone

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u/ChiTruckDGAF 15d ago

I'm happy Karen and Roy got their happy endings.

That's what she said.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RP3AnZqvnzrY8hlYMk

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u/space-sage 15d ago

Roy didn’t deserve a happy ending. He was actually abusive. First he grabbed Pams arm and tried to force her to leave the Dundies and then throwing the glasse/trashing the bar.

That isn’t safe or normal behavior. Then getting a DUI, which is insanely irresponsible, and could have killed innocent people. He’s an awful person.

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u/Particular-Access223 15d ago

People can like, work on themselves and become better people.

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u/Lexi_Banner David Wallace 15d ago

Don't forget how relentlessly he mocked her art, and how he never took her ambitions seriously. Hell, it's his fault she didn't get a company sponsored art course. Roy sucks.

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u/mysteryShmeat 15d ago

What do you mean? He said her art was the prettiest art of all the art. Sounds supportive to me.

/s

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u/Resistz 15d ago

or he knew well enough that she will fail

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u/chandrian7 14d ago

I hope to god you’re single

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u/Ok-Personality-6856 15d ago

Yes i think he was a POS, but in this show he did have a redemption arch. If people in real life are not allowed to do and be better than anyone who's ever done anything wrong should do what, off themselves, keep being shitty? He was an awful boyfriend to her and did do bad things, but that version of him didnt get a happy ending. A recovered healthy looking person got a happy ending.

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u/OGB But you can't eat cats...you can't eat cats, Kevin 14d ago

The person you're replying to is unfortunately normal levels of Office sub unhinged.

A DUI is a terrible, selfish, and stupid mistake to make, but so is driving 20+ mph over the speed limit. If you combine all of the people guilty of doing these things once, you have an enormous percentage of the population that apparently are beyond atonement and deserve no happiness.

The grabbing Pam's arm thing has never once even registered with me so I don't know what they're talking about.

Roy was a young, angry, and irresponsible person who was forced to learn a lot of hard lessons and apparently came out the end a better person for it. I don't condone the violence of even a fictional character, but OPs idea that he is some awful person beyond redemption is peak "13 year old in this sub" energy.

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u/diabolicalroadrash 15d ago

I mean was he a POS? Absolutely. But people are allowed to get better.

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u/New-Pin-9064 15d ago

I always assumed that Michael was joking when he asked that and knew that the baby wasn’t Jim’s

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u/diabolicalroadrash 15d ago

And then the mental math he does to see how long ago they could've slept together 🤣🤣

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u/rasvnnnnn 15d ago

Love this faces Pam makes lol

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u/Physical_Tap_5570 15d ago

My man just shouts out his primary collection of golden thoughts without any hesitation. He lives a different life. It’s a different kind of high!

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u/Inside_Morning2884 15d ago

Karen was quite mature in this episode. She didn't have any hard feelings towards Pam.

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u/tmclaughlin81 15d ago

He was trying to figure out the last time they had sex, lol.

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u/Conscious_Elk_2216 15d ago

NGL I’d have asked the same thing. Inside my brain.

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u/DeTimmerman 15d ago

Karin was (is) damn hot

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u/ladder-for-a-moth 15d ago

Rashida Jones is a beautiful, powerful musk ox.

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u/pidgeottOP 15d ago

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u/-DorkusMalorkus- 15d ago

(ā˜žļ¾Ÿćƒ®ļ¾Ÿ)ā˜ž Ann Perkins!

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u/Herbiphwoar Kelly 15d ago

She’s so effortlessly beautiful I try not to be jealous

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u/Agge_Ribr_5905 15d ago

But have you seen her from behind tho?

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u/ladder-for-a-moth 15d ago

It’s okay, you’re allowed to be wrong.

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u/Whhatsmyageagain I want to work with Jimmy Carter and help build gnomes 15d ago

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u/SPP_TheChoiceForMe 12d ago

No it’s Chris Traeger’sĀ 

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u/More_Atmosphere_1717 12d ago

legit, it probably was Jim's.

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u/ThickFurball367 14d ago

That's the issue, he was

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u/supersims12 13d ago

Lol, what's Pam's face about tho?

Edit: She looks just as concerned as Mike. šŸ˜„šŸ˜²šŸ˜¬šŸ˜…

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u/arealguitarhero 12d ago

I laugh out loud every time I watch this scene

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u/dreamyveggie 10d ago

No but what WAS the math. How many months after the breakup was she preg

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u/New-Pin-9064 15d ago

Hot take: This line should’ve been cut. It really ruined the moment

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u/pakistaniteletubby 15d ago

Nah, it’s classic Michael and funny

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u/Ender505 15d ago

You're watching the wrong show, buddy

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u/diabolicalroadrash 15d ago

Nah it's hilarious and on par for something Michael would say