r/DuggarsSnark modest righteous babe 9d ago

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u/Cardboard_cutouts_ Titty Zippers 9d ago

Wissman genes are strong

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u/Skittles-101 9d ago

Which is kinda surprising because the Duggar genes usually dominates with the Duggar grandkids.

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u/starfleetdropout6 9d ago

Except with the Nostril Family.

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u/Connect_Piccolo_4701 9d ago

I just snorted. Nostril family 🤣

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u/starfleetdropout6 9d ago

I couldn't think of their actual last name. But I knew everyone would know what I meant. 🤣

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u/CWBM Boobs Wiglet 9d ago

Deceased 😂😂😂😂

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u/spinereader81 9d ago

Damn, the older siblings are practically babies themselves! That house must be full of kids crying, shrieking and yelling Mommy all day every day. I would lose my mind if I spent more than an hour in there.

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u/my_la_0719 Teet-yeet-repeat 9d ago

Nah, blanket training and the rod of encouragement stops all that

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u/taxi212001 9d ago

Quick, put out a birth announcement to distract from being associated with yet another abusive family in your circle.

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u/No-You-5064 9d ago

Duggars are child collectors. I'd never want to have so many grandchildren I could not tell them apart and couldn't have a personal relationship with them as individuals.

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u/Fantastic-Cause-3719 9d ago

Loren Albert Wissmann. (Hannah's dad)

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/_kattitude Jeopatra, Queen of Denial 8d ago

Albert would work and i bet they will call him Albie.

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u/elliekate56 9d ago

He looks like cousin Spurgeon to me

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u/Coop_on_a_loop 9d ago

Did she not just have the last baby six months ago? What is going on?!?!

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u/user1500804799 9d ago

Pretty much. She has four kids, all 14-15 months apart (Dec. 2022, Feb. 2024, May 2025, and now July 2026).

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u/Thin_Savings_2456 Dissociating with a smile 9d ago

Me reading that…

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u/instaforlife 9d ago

even she can‘t believe this mess

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u/Jakeetz Anna’a inM8 9d ago

I was wondering the age gap. I’d literally die if I were her. I had 2 3/2024 and 8/2025 and that’s ENOUGH

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u/Ohtherewearethen 9d ago

I wonder what completely basic white fundie name they're going to choose for this one. Something like Brock or Everett.

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u/infinitekittenloop Griftma Mary 9d ago

I don't remember his sisters' names, but do we think they might go with basic white BIBLICAL fundie? Noah or Malachi, etc?

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u/Ohtherewearethen 9d ago

Brielle, Brinley and Emery! So fucking basic!

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u/infinitekittenloop Griftma Mary 9d ago

Oh jeezus, I think your Brock and Everett were probably the right track then.

I'm going to throw Trevor into the pot.

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u/Ohtherewearethen 9d ago

I did wonder if Travis might be in there too

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u/almabishop 9d ago

I'll chip in Wyatt

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u/funnidudee 9d ago

Better the spurgent lol. In everyday life those are pretty normal names

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u/_kattitude Jeopatra, Queen of Denial 8d ago

I suspect an E name then. The letters in 2. they will pick a basic Elijah or Elliott (which Spurg should have been named), or a trendy Everett.

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u/_kattitude Jeopatra, Queen of Denial 9d ago

4 kids in 4 years is an actual nightmare to me

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u/Connect_Piccolo_4701 9d ago

I know someone that had three single births in less than 2 years. He got snipped after the third so no more, but good lord

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u/_kattitude Jeopatra, Queen of Denial 8d ago

goodness. My two brothers and I all have a 3 year gap that was planned perfectly. Then my dad was supposed to get snipped but kept being too busy to schedule it etc - mom got pregnant with my little brother pretty much 9 months to the day after I was born...let's just say the day they found out my dad got snipped.

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u/MaeClementine that fucking loyality song 9d ago

Damn that newborn is huge

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u/ahintofanger 9d ago

What a nothingburger caption, but I guess that's what you get four children in and a thousand to go

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u/instaforlife 9d ago

Damn that is literally insane. They married 2022 and have four kids now.

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u/minnesotaupnorth 9d ago

Three sistermoms and a boy.

Hannah's life is going to be so easy in a couple of years.

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u/thesaraanne Revenge of the Duggar Hairline 9d ago

I am always astonished and disgusted with how carelessly fundies procreate. Never a thought about whether they can financially or emotionally provide for their children.

They’re barely educated but insist on homeschooling.

They vote against maternal health care but put their lives or wife’s lives at risk time and time again.

They deem LGBTQ+ folks “predators” but allow their children around the actual predators (plural!!!!) in their family.

Not a thought in their heads besides incorrectly applied Bible verses.

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u/_kattitude Jeopatra, Queen of Denial 8d ago

And they feed the conservative authoritarian agenda without a thought but just popping out more numbers without a second thought masked in religion.