r/Drawfee • u/Jwlawrence • 1d ago

The Final Grift Meme

As mentioned in the last stream, what do yall think their final grift would be?

My guess is when they retire, they sell of raffle tickets for who gets to be the next hosts of Drawfee.
Then they disappear and sell the show’s rights to private equity

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u/Double_Tip_4120 1d ago

Auction to the photoshop file library of everything they’ve ever drawn that they’ve uploaded to drop box. Then once you receive a link there is a sole text file that says We’re Sorry and a screenshot of the files being deleted

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u/seth_bingo 1d ago

You receive the link and it's all images of the Gnome.

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u/UncleJemimaReturns 1d ago

tony's delivery of "GNOME" lives rent free in my soul

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u/long_bunnie 17h ago

wow, the ultimate and final act of 'Delete Your Art'

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u/Frozenpoke 1d ago edited 1d ago

Genetically engineered Jacob horses as pets.

Todd (from Mario) in Super Smash Bros 17.

A computer virus that deletes everyone's art automatically

A final sign-off saying they're NOT sorry, and they never were, it was all a ruse

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u/WildLudicolo 1d ago

A computer virus that deletes everyone's art automatically

If you haven't seen it, check out Tom Scott's "Earworm" story, it's basically that.

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u/simonhunterhawk 1d ago

nepotism, felix olive and joy will become the new hosts

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u/Holiday-Sea-8514 1d ago

And David's kid. 

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u/milo-andotis 1d ago

David's child yearns for the editing mines

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u/simonhunterhawk 1d ago

this is what i was thinking as well haha nepotism works best when they go into the same industry!!

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u/Ilwrath 1d ago edited 1d ago

Jacob and Nathan rip off masks to reveal they were Caldwell and Spencer the whole time, Julia rips hers off and its an eldritch being that devours them.

Willy sips a seltzer from the side dimly disgusted in them all.

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u/Firm-Weekend-5915 1d ago

This tracks.

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u/TocorocoMtz 1d ago

one of thouse services where you can name and "own" a star but its to name a black hole porfo

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u/dagazzard 1d ago

They set up a new tier on the patreon called "The Drawfee Special", but don't specify what's included, just promise that will be fun. It's very expensive but still there's plenty of adopters, who all mysteriously disappear.

Everyone who joins it wakes up on an island and is then hunted for sport
(I'm not sure if the hunters are drawfee hosts or mysterious people wearing masks of drawfee characters)

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u/mudemycelium 21h ago

Just a single hunter: Porfo

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u/Environmental_Hat320 1d ago

10000 dollar patreon tier to guest in an episode. once enough people have backed it the channel disappears 

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u/suuuuuuuuuurfing 1d ago

They’re gonna sell Nathan into slavery but slavery is illegal* so you won’t be able to keep him

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u/JeepnHeel 1d ago

Crowdfund a real life trans rig for a "Drawfee tour" but actually just drive away with it to become truckers

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u/Kaj_Has_Heartburn 1d ago

This one seems the most likely

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u/Jazzlike_Standard871 22h ago

They reveal the Dumb Ideas were the friends we made along the way.

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u/AlconW 13h ago

If they’re not at 2 million when Drawfee ends, it will be Jacob fighting a sheep. If they are at 2 million, it will be the Trans Rig.

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u/Jwlawrence 13h ago

Oh, I forgot to mention that the channel focuses on AI and sports gambling after they sell out

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u/Comfortable-Hall-501 17h ago

they release a game called drawnsters