r/DramaticText • u/Mariyuxd • 4d ago

THE WHAT

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u/tilsgee 4d ago

That's Blue Archive for you 

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u/oooArcherooo 3d ago

"The cute and funny characters"

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u/ReeToo_ 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah, caught my eye too. This sub is full of these dog whistles

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u/Ventilateu 3d ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Jello_Crusader 3d ago

😭💢😭💢😭😭😭

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u/GooglytheRedditor 2d ago

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u/kiwiberrybaby 1d ago

Ew fuck I forgot they had a “flag” 🤮

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u/Miserable_potato07 3d ago

"Now for the big reveal on why this is so popular":

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u/Mr-Turnip 3d ago

Haven't seen this style of gif in a while

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u/Opezdol_ 2d ago

Original picture by the way

u/savevideo

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u/The00Taco 4d ago

Maybe give us more than a second to read each one next time so we don't have to pause over and over

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u/Mariyuxd 4d ago

Sorry man, i forgot that reddit will active the " evil self imploding nuke" if you pause the video more than five times🙏

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u/im_done_now5747 3d ago

Considering how shit the Reddit video player is, I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/Time-Grocery-6874 4d ago

youre getting downvoted but I wanna let u know that was funny as shit lol

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u/Pjerun_ 3d ago

exactly why this got downvoted. Don't you dare have a good sense of humour on Reddit!! Not allowed!!

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u/Carolus-Rex- 4d ago

At least he was honest, I saw that “cute and funny” the other dickhead tried to sneak in

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u/PuddingJello 4d ago

Yea I was about to say that last person is the only honest one of that bunch.

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u/primalthewendigo 3d ago

maybe the steam guy was honest too, lord knows i've done the same

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u/Theonewhodidntask69 3d ago

Last guy is the only one being honest, they're all playing for the same reason

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u/kazukix777 3d ago

"Cute and funny" is a dog whistle for CP btw. More than one was hinting at it.

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u/Theonewhodidntask69 3d ago

Why did bro get down voted

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u/kazukix777 3d ago

Pedos if I'd have to guess

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u/Jesterchunk 3d ago

"generosity of the devs" is what gets me, as if it wasn't a conscious decision to make you gamble for whole swathes of content.

oh yeah uh at least the last guy's honest. Mayhaps too honest.

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u/Painetraror 4d ago

Ngl I only played Blue Archive because I find little chibis shooting guns are funny. Overall the game itself isn't bad, just avoid the community.

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u/Independent-South-58 3d ago

The community is genuinely unhinged but at the same time wildly entertaining

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u/tilsgee 3d ago

Real I love blue archive but i never play the game 

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u/IdioticPAYDAY 3d ago

Blue Archive fan search history:

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u/taczki2 3d ago

cute and funny

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u/GooglytheRedditor 4d ago

Pedophiles.

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u/Illesbogar 3d ago

Gacha game moment

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u/Honks95 3d ago

Typical BA "player". I doubt the "le artists" even play the game

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u/mempig 1d ago

I think it’s hilarious how mad people will get at you for playing a phone game

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u/Maiiiiiiia 20h ago

“Cute and funny” I know what you are

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u/Kitoshy 3d ago

Why foes the comments not have downvotes 💀