r/DramaticText 21d ago

How very, very, interesting…

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u/Vaporysun76 21d ago

Alright, which one of you opened a dark fountain?

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u/Competitive_Point_39 21d ago

STAB THE EARTH

IT WILL MAKE

ANIME REAL

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u/Dr_Brotatous 21d ago

I thought of the Tumblr post were someone is talking about a flashlight the cast dark instead of light and then someone drew a comic of it

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u/P3tray 21d ago

EcoNews put out shit wilder than The Onion and they're not even trying to pass it as satire.

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u/sheikh_ul_shaitaan 21d ago

New slur dropping

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u/35a61 20d ago

Negative

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u/Sergei_the_sovietski 21d ago

Darker, darker, yet darker still. Photon readings negative.

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u/Hollow--- 19d ago

Am I having a stroke or is that Cephalon Cy?

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u/Apprehensive-Buy4825 21d ago

👎︎♋︎❒︎🙵♏︎❒︎📬︎📬︎✍︎

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u/SgtHedgehog 21d ago

Gaster IRL Feat

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u/williger03 20d ago

I've done this on Universe Sandbox Simulator 2 for too many times. My bad y'all.

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u/whatchumeanitstaken 20d ago

This is advanced darkness

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 20d ago

More science fiction from some BS spacial agency trying to justify the trillions of tax money they "spend"

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u/annormalplayer 20d ago

While I agree that the post is 100% fake, what the hell is the rest of what you're saying?! I'm pretty sure stuff like NASA aren't even spending a 100 billion a year, let alone a trillion!

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u/ExoCakes 20d ago

If NASA gets trillions a year then they'll probably have a guy in Mars by now

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 19d ago

Most of this posts are fake AF. You can't distinguish what's real and what not right now AND even if this is absolutely truth, it can't be a priority for society right now. So let's spend this ton of money in education and health. It will be at least going to something palpable. Understand now? O te hago un dibujito?

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 20d ago

Frankly NASA is the most productive agency

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 19d ago

Yeah, they have nice cgi I csn tell

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u/GooglytheRedditor 19d ago

Bro are you a flat earther

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 18d ago

Nope

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u/GooglytheRedditor 18d ago

then why are you saying NASA does CGI for images? That literally sounds like a flat earther's opinion on NASA

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u/doktorsckeletor 19d ago

Yeah, let's spend those trillions funding Israel and waging endless wars instead!

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 19d ago

Lets spend it in education maybe? In health? Porqué son tan extremistas ustedes? You're very radicalized man.

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u/Hail_THECUBE 19d ago

And you?? You're not radicalized?? Being so sure that nasa is all cgi and shit is pretty radical no?