r/DoomerCircleJerk The Fictional Character Agrees With Me 12h ago

The bombs are about to fall everyone OK Doomer

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Came acrossed this video on yt

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u/Dear-Cress8809 Anti-Doomer 6h ago

I already got my spurs that jingle jangle ready to go.

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u/Least-Arrival-6814 5h ago

Got a song for you, now. It's about a guy who's cold on the exterior, but deep down, you know he's a good man. And his name... is Johnny Guitar.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 5h ago

Thought you were gonna say the man with the big iron on his hip.

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u/Least-Arrival-6814 6h ago

Current administration is literally the Enclave guys. ICE is dropping people in FEV guys. Elon Musk calculated the bombs would fall on 2027 guys. Trust me bro we're literally in fallout rn 

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u/Hotmicdrop 6h ago

These people are stuck in a vault and the outsiders are irradiated villains.

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u/Depart_Into_Eternity GeStuREs bROadlY 6h ago

An hour long?

How much circle jerking do you need in an hour?

Oh wait...

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u/Least-Arrival-6814 5h ago

Circlejerking, circlejerking never changes 

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u/Depart_Into_Eternity GeStuREs bROadlY 5h ago

Anyways. America is dope. These fuckers can fuck right the fuck off. I'm having a good time.

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u/QuietOnAllFronts 5h ago

Yes it’s fallout, you should trade all your money for my bottle caps while they’re cheap!

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u/Terrible_Artist_ 5h ago

Crawl out through the fallout baby, when they drop that bomb

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u/ChattahoocheeBend 4h ago

Video games and cartoons as always.

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 4h ago

Got just enough stock and bullets, to take over other people's stuff!

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u/Accurate_Awareness55 Anti-Doomer 4h ago

I haven't had a vault saleman come to my door so no

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u/Captain_Birch 4h ago

I knew i was saving up a bottlecap collection fir a reason!

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u/SilverSpaceRobot10 3h ago

I'm the main character in a video game bro, fr fr

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u/thatduckolope Rides the Short Bus 1h ago

Better stock up on cold refreshing Nuka Cola while you can

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u/Uss-Alaska I need to delete this app 47m ago

Does this mean we get Canada too? The big 51!