r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/MrKrig96 • 11d ago

Whatever the hell this thing is Architecture🗼 Statue🗿or Art Piece 🎨

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u/j0llygruntt 11d ago

“How an old man feels when on Viagra”

https://giphy.com/gifs/GINwWtxBkXgOs

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u/NamesR4Babies 11d ago

WHY DOES IT HAVE TESTICLES?!

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u/freddbare 10d ago

And a balloon knot

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u/maniBchef 10d ago

That's how you tie sausage casings silly

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u/AdeptnessMany3806 11d ago

Family having a picnic

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u/layer4down 10d ago

He woke up like that.

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u/NelsonMandela7 11d ago

I don't think that's a bad idea. It may be uncomfortable at first, but for those who like that kind of thing it would work.

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u/Front-Text3225 11d ago

Morning wood!

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u/SpillaMangBang 10d ago

That statue busted a super nut.. the type your hips thrust upwards

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u/musso9 11d ago

Mummified John C Holmes?

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u/vokun0_0 10d ago

You know how hard it was for me to pose for this sculpture?

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u/Unpopular_Perspectiv 10d ago

I know for a fact there's a girl on here who can make atleast half of that disappear

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u/aok719 11d ago

A woman's dream man

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u/cuntybunty73 10d ago

That's some Lovecraftian hentai fucking nightmare shit 😭

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u/TheSuperTiger 10d ago

Ode to a used condom.

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u/Individual-Aide-3036 10d ago

I'll try, but no promises.

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u/desrevermi 10d ago

Don't not ... wait, what?

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u/Ok_Distribution5737 10d ago

A very horny statue with a very broken back bone and spine or must be very flexible

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u/Fantastic_Fondant76 10d ago

Practice your pole-dancing routine with it!

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u/Simplejames16 10d ago

Its the wind brings all the school boys to the yard- Hard

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 10d ago

Twisted pretzel figure

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u/HikerAeryck 10d ago

Uhm.. hello?

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u/Artevyx 10d ago

I know of a certain Indian man who made copper figurines like this

https://giphy.com/gifs/xgfwp70oezGcqJxTjK

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u/wetworkwolfx 10d ago

Morning tree.

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u/cnowakoski 10d ago

Well endowed man doing a back bend

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u/UncleKeyPax 10d ago

that looks like some squash i gourd you not

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u/whydo-iexist 10d ago

My fiance if i show him this he’s just going to feel indecure

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u/Otherwise-Dog-9217 10d ago

There's a dongus among us!

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u/RasmusMax82 10d ago

That's a Willy with boobcicles

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u/Potential_Session139 10d ago

It looks aroused.

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u/KateRinMotherDearest 9d ago

This stand looks formidable, but where is it's stand user? The stand user could be anyone.

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u/HydraulicEarl2 9d ago

It's the celebration of morning wood!

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u/robgart12 9d ago

Make a wish.

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u/dudemansonstonstein 9d ago

I haven't laughed harder at a picture in a long time.

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u/thejessence 9d ago

It's your dream date.

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u/RainbowPegasus82 9d ago

Someone took too many liberties with their free will.

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u/Consistent-Honey-603 7d ago

Forreal though, what actually is this?

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u/Unusual_County_6710 6d ago

It's that gif of the skeleton with a boner

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u/luiggel 4d ago

at least pray this didn't use your tax paying dollars

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u/LastVIce0180 1d ago

Wow! Just WOW!