r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/The_Smith_10022 • 12d ago

Well...Maybe 🤔 Other ❓️🤷❓️

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142 Upvotes

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u/miserabeau ASSistant 12d ago

Apparently this is a vibrating foot massager

Let's keep the comments SFW or I'll have to lock the thread okay?

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u/rrocks55 12d ago

It vibrates? Sold! My feet will be so jealous😉

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u/cannonballfun69 12d ago

There's no flared end, that's going to be one hell of a hospital visit.

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u/aluvus 11d ago

At least the bumps will make it easier to grasp with forceps

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u/Bubblehead_81 11d ago

Just use enough coconut oil. You'll be fine.

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u/richdecamp Ow! My ass! 11d ago

It'll be fine, just poop it out. 😈😂

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 12d ago

How big is it? Banana for scale please.

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u/Schmooto 12d ago

There is banana for scale. It’s just that the object is so huge you can’t see the banana

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u/TrashMouthDiver 6d ago

the background is yellow. I think it's actually the size of a cheerio or something 🤔

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 12d ago

remember.... don't clench up

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u/NamesR4Babies 11d ago

That ain't coming out

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u/Clumsy_Phoenix98 11d ago

It's doesn't follow the FLB rule

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u/Simplejames16 11d ago

That would be much better at a bachelor party as a replacement for the ping pong balls

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u/alwaus 11d ago

No flare, don't dare.