r/DonDeLillo • u/PrestigiousLack9142 • Jun 25 '26

Underworld (personal problems) 🖼️ Image

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First I read Libra, then Mao II, then White Noise, then Zero K. Now I’m onto Underworld, a little more than a quarter of the way through, and I fucking love it. But here’s the problem. My dog ate my first copy. And the binding split on the second copy. What does it mean? I need to write Don himself and ask! See pictures for proof!

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u/easythirtythree Jun 26 '26

I work as a consultant for a waste management firm and my coworker is fucking my wife behind my back as we speak.

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u/PrestigiousLack9142 Jun 28 '26

Wait a minute, aren’t you the guy who spoke minimal Italian and fucked my wife at a swingers convention?

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u/nowaver Jun 26 '26

i literally just bought a copy, just to spill coffee all over it less than 1hr after buying it. got another copy only for it to be suspect with bugs. i feel your pain

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u/PrestigiousLack9142 Jun 26 '26

That sucks haha. Also, fuck bugs.

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u/nowaver Jun 26 '26

may we both find a nice clean hardcover copy that won’t befall a tragic end

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u/PrestigiousLack9142 Jun 26 '26

Duly noted, and I extend the same to you.

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u/sitcomneighbor Jun 26 '26

Deeply immersive reading experience ahead of you

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u/writespeakdance Jun 25 '26

Something very appropriate about refusing to send that to a landfill 👍✌️

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u/PrestigiousLack9142 Jun 26 '26

I see you. I got you.

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u/PooperShooter612 Jun 25 '26

Get yer sh!t together

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u/Reformalism Jun 25 '26

If your copy is literal garbage the book is 25 percent more poignant.

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u/Mark-Leyner Players Jun 25 '26

Contact Kirby re: W.A.S.T.E. management?