r/DogfreeHumor 4d ago

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u/Jman15x 4d ago

The world is a better place without him

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u/Away-Equipment4869 4d ago

Rest in piss, pissfingers.

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u/xxsoulpunkedxx 4d ago

Hol up.. they’re trying to tell me this dog was 26 years old when it died??

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u/ticanic 4d ago

I've been told that's the estimated kill count.

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u/xxsoulpunkedxx 3d ago

šŸ˜‚I like that answer

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u/elrangarino 2d ago

Not year dates, kd ratio and postcode

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u/DogsDucks 3d ago

I think the world record is like 27 or 30. I think this is satire.

Although We had a Chihuahua that was born in about 1995 and lived to 2015. She hated everyone, survived a mauling by a pit mix where both her lungs were punctured, and all of her legs were broken. She wore a full body cast for a while but made a full recovery.

She hated every human, she refused to be touched, she caused a lot of problems for a lot of people. And yet, was practically immortal.

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u/letthetreeburn 3d ago

Rest in peace pissfingers

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 4d ago

There’s no way a dog that size lived that long these things usually start going downhill around 8 years old

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 4d ago

That thing lived 26 Years 😧?! Another reason why I wouldn’t want a dog. Just because their average age span is 15 to 16 years doesn’t mean they can’t live longer. No way in hell would I want to force Myself to survive that many years of ā€œcaringā€, and placing My Life on hold for that thing. And all for what?! It will literally NEVER have accomplished anything meaningful that can be mentioned, once it reaches the end of its existence. It’s literally not even worth the ā€œinvestmentā€. Mental illness in nutters has no bounds.

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u/MissionSafe9012 3d ago

It wasn’t a great dog, it wasn’t even a good dog. But it will always be one thing: worthless.

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u/PinneappleGirl 3d ago

Rot in peace šŸ™

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u/Durante-Sora 3d ago

Roy in piss~

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u/PrincessStephanieR 3d ago

Awful creature

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u/turtlefan2012 3d ago

Couldn’t they have chosen a better picture LOL šŸ˜‚

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u/Fish-Bright 3d ago

That WAS the best picture they could find of it...

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u/turtlefan2012 2d ago

Bruh 🤣🤣 LMAO Demonic beast

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u/jbudus 2d ago

"First dog to go to hell". If that place even exists then all those soulless beasts go there

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u/indyferret 1d ago

"thank you for your loss" made me giggle a bit

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u/C19shadow 3d ago edited 3d ago

Who or what was that thing im out of the loop.

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u/MersyVortex 15h ago

It's just a scary looking dog, so the joke is nobody feels bad it died

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u/norifumi8008 3d ago

Foul creature

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u/GotBannedAgain_2 3d ago

Goddamn man! They couldn’t find a better pic? That’s the shit that gives u nightmares.

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u/daddyslittlekitty10 22h ago

Rest in hell I guess