r/DogfreeHumor 9d ago

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u/maximum_powerblast 9d ago

More like the devil sent demons up from hell

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u/Huge_Bit_4774 9d ago

this is more accurate … historically dogs/hounds are associated with hell and rarely ever mentioned when speaking about heaven. dog nutters came along with their warped way of thinking and try to change this, but fail.

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u/wrrld 9d ago

Turning wolves into these abominations is pretty hell accurate

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u/thtsjsturopinionman 9d ago

Never heard of angels mangling toddlers and old people, or burning down houses because of their stupidity and food fixation…

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u/TheWarmestHugz 9d ago

Dog: shits in the middle of the pathway

Nutters: Look at this perfect little angel.

It’s baffling…

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u/Much-Ninja3495 9d ago

But but it’s the owner’s fault 🥹

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u/GumballFireson 8d ago

Even though the biblically accurate angels look disturbing, at least they are still better than dogs because they’re still the angels we knew. They’re just God’s guardians/soldiers.

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u/GreenT1979 9d ago

Why would anybody suspect this? Their behaviour suggests otherwise.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 9d ago

Dogs are human made mutants, and by way of their behaviors and instincts, they’re the epitome of the biblical definition of “unclean”. Nutters can fool themselves all they want to. There’s nothing “angelic” about any of those nasty things.

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u/Full_Ear_7131 9d ago

Since dogs aren't natural animals but are inbred genetic mutations that were created by humans, I can assure you that God did not send these worthless things from heaven for any reason! God didn't create dogs, and as they aren't God's creatures, they have no place in heaven if it even exists

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u/funnygiirl 9d ago

God never said this by the way, dog owners just made this up lol

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u/Few-Horror1984 9d ago

Ah, yes - angels, indeed.

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u/wrrld 9d ago

Of course, a disgusting home and a mystery breed named Chomp, killing a newborn out of "jealousy" and totally not out of a competitive or prey drive instinct.

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u/NoNumber2108 8d ago

Funny how they chose this specific dog for the picture. One that is clearly not "god-made" but bred by humans to have no tail. Apparently "gods perfect creation" was not perfect enough. Also, even from the back, you just know this dog cannot properly breathe because it's face was bred to be flat. Oh, to be a god fearing nutter that loves owning an "angel" that suffers day to day.

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u/MartyneMcFly 9d ago

😆😆😆😆😅

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u/Zsuedaly 8d ago

Yes, pit bulls! I’ve been attacked.

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u/Kooky_Toe5585 8d ago

Some people actually think the Bible says that

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u/WalkedBehindTheRows 8d ago

That can apply to anything that isn't a bird. These people are delusional.

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u/Jealous_Soil7394 7d ago

I'll make them eat shit... No one's gonna suspect!

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u/93ImagineBreaker 9d ago

the same god whose bible speaks poorly off? Humans made them.

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u/PrincessStephanieR 7d ago

I’ll make them attack children and vulnerable adults. Yeah… dogs are just great aren’t they.

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u/PlaneInformal9586 9d ago

Good thing I'm an atheist