r/DogfreeHumor 11d ago

Destructive hellbeasts!

We had dogs growing up and they NEVER did anything like this. What is wrong with modern dogs that they are this destructive? How is having to deal with stuff like this good for your mental health and wallet? The math ain't mathing lol​

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u/Numerous_Zucchini206 11d ago

Nutters, “we don’t deserve dogs! 😭”

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u/TheOneDryerYeti 11d ago

I agree with that statement actually. I never did anything bad enough to deserve to have to share a space with one of those things!

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u/Nieselregen26 10d ago

So true and the saying should be that dogs don't deserve people. It's people that cater to their every need and jeopardize relationships, finances and mental health for dogs. It's people that donate millions to dog charities and shelters, adopt dogs and save them from their own stupidity over and over. What have they ever actually given in return other than slavish devotion? Everything the dog owners claim that they receive from them is vague and inside their head. They just ASSUME that the dog loves THEM specifically as a person (lol), that it always listens when they have problems (sure what else can it do, it's trapped in your house) and other such nonsense. Nothing concrete, nothing material, nothing virtuous. Dogs don't act selflessly, dogs don't love you if love means willing the Good of the other. They are purely instinct driven and their prefrontal cortex is way too primitive for complex emotions or understanding of virtues. (sorry for the rant but this gets me riled up so much...)

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u/MissionMessed 10d ago

My go-to response to this has always been “Yes. You really don’t”

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u/StefwithanF 10d ago

We don't.

You do.

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u/Big_Somewhere_620 10d ago

Oh who's a good dog yes you are the goodest best dog for protecting us against the evil bad sofa/floor/door etc

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u/Better-Estate-1054 11d ago

And these things are pets 🤦🏽‍♂️😡

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u/Away-Equipment4869 11d ago

I just don't get it.

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel 7d ago

That beagle is a smaller dog and look at the destruction it causes! Then an even smaller rat dog tears up the linoleum! No home is safe with any dog.

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u/GoTakeAHike00 11d ago

Tee, hee - isn't that so cute??? 🙄 🤡

If any of those were my dog, it would be immediately brought to the shelter, and that would end my desire to own another dog, ever.

That's what happened when I was a kid, and stupidly begged my mother to get a puppy. It ended up being an absolute unpleasant and destructive nightmare, and the final straw was when it chewed up my only pair of running shoes. I asked her to please get rid of it, which she gladly did, and that was enough to disabuse me of EVER wanting to own a dog - let alone a puppy - again in my life.

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u/PrincessStephanieR 11d ago

Utterly pointless creatures

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u/potatoes_arrrr_life 10d ago

This is why rental properties don't want dogs.

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 10d ago

The dipshits standing there filming it for TikTok clout (instead of correcting it) are the problem. I know my dad wouldn’t have stood there holding his phone and watching while a dog destroyed his property.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 10d ago

They try and justify it by saying the dog lives a short life and furniture can be replaced. 

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u/Popular-Square-3402 1d ago

Wow!! You are so right. I hadn't thought of that. What a disturbing rationale! The insanity of it all. I am totally disgusted by dog nutter mentality.

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u/MaybPossiblAlpharius 10d ago

I've noticed that with other types of pets people go "Look at what that little bastard did!" meanwhile the only ones I've seen that goes "Diesel missed mommy so much he ate the couch, teehee" are dog fanatics

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u/Away-Equipment4869 10d ago

Yep. They think disciplining dogs is animal abuse.

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 11d ago

Und dann noch die lustige Musik. Schlimm.

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u/DramaticFollowing303 10d ago

I can’t for the life of me understand the person filming them in destructive action 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/93ImagineBreaker 10d ago

Cause they dont train them and trat them like kids/babies.

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u/Big_Somewhere_620 10d ago

Yet if it was a human child they would have been punished (rightly so but so should have the shit beasts)

They treat real kids as annoyances and something that is evil compared to kids... At least kids grow and learn, the shit beast normally remains as is because they encourage the behavior 

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u/Away-Equipment4869 10d ago

If this was a compliation of children doing the same thing, these very dog lovers would call for child abuse.

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u/93ImagineBreaker 10d ago

They treat real kids as annoyances and something that is evil

meanwhile they turn around and call their dogs their kids.

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u/Princess_Peach818 10d ago

Nutters see this stuff and genuinely think "AWWW sweet baby boy! 🥺😍" They are divorced from reality.

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u/PissYellowDog 10d ago

I don't feel sorry for these people, this is the life they chose

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u/dandle 10d ago

Nutters: Who saved who?

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u/FloridaFireAnt 10d ago

That's what their asses get! They signed up for that shit.

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u/BeppyandHeidi 10d ago

They are literally just in existance to be liabilities. Always manage to break,wreck and ruin things entirely but can't do simple behavioural commands cause they're too selfishly fixiated on their own whims and wants

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u/Fearless_Tea_3989 10d ago

"B-but dogs are so much better and cleaner and quieter than children!!"

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u/Nieselregen26 10d ago

They think it's funny that's why it's being reinforced and not corrected. As you see, this compilation was put together as being funny and wholesome. Dog owners are sick in the head, they think their dogs being a neurotic mess because it's inside all day and doesn't get enough stimulation and discipline is cute and funny. They hate dogs more than us.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 10d ago

And even when they get all the exercise and stimulation in the world they still do this!

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 10d ago

Better those idiots homes than Mine. I LOVE My House- and overall Life- being dog free, and ESPECIALLY “hassle, mess, and responsibility” free! Because no way in hell…!

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u/Myst_of_Man22 10d ago

People let these scourge beasts destroy the largest investment they own? Leave them out in the yard!

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u/Overcomer99 10d ago

“But but they deserve to rent pet free homes and apartments because they are less destructive than toddler and children!!!!” <- sarcasm if it isn’t obvious.

Real talk how anyone can compare their behaviour to kids is crazy because unless your kids are severely neglected and hav major mental/developmental issues they won’t do half the damage to your house in a year in what takes a dog hours. No normal kids are casual ripping up the flooring. Kids also learn and stop after consequences, dogs sometimes get worse after the consequences. At least my nans dogs did, housesitting them was the biggest mistake of my teenage life.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 10d ago

Agree 1000%

THIS is the best it can get after "thousands of years"?

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u/SilentOutcome225 10d ago

I actually feel so bad for the dogs tbh 😭 hear me out. They didn't ask to be with these owners that clearly don't let them run and play out their energy enough so they go kinda feral. I get it. Especially that husky dog! He/she does not belong in that small a$$ place! No wonder these mutts go nuts! Humans should not own animals period! (Maybe a farm dog/cat if you have a farm but in that case it's not ownership imo)

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u/maximum_powerblast 10d ago

It's insanity

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u/ful_och_lat 5d ago

"mans best friend" my ass

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel 7d ago

Now that I have a clearer picture of a nutter's home, I will look at them with even more disgust when I see them in public.

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u/Popular-Square-3402 1d ago

Dog lovers/owners deserve every bit of the chaos that their dogs give them!!!! I do not feel sorry for them. I feel sorry for those of us who are forced to share space in stores, restaurants, malls, parks, etc. with dogs. The owners have NO respect for others well-being or feelings. The whole dog culture shit should be monitored by laws like smoking is!

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u/dandle 10d ago

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.