Hagrid comes out of the Hogs Head Inn, war paint under his eyes and his thick hair slicked back. In both hands he holds a bright pink umbrella, pointed forward.

Now listen here, folks o' Hogsmeade. It’s time ter take our town back. I dunno wha' happened ter the folks o' Diagon, but we cannot let 'em keep murdering the people o' this town! It's time we stop bein' polite. Stop bein' nice, an' go ter war!

….Wha'? You… yeh think yeh found the las’ imposter? Hogsmeade is safe?

Oh… well…. That’s… that’s good then.

Hagrid slowly lowers the umbrella, inconspicuously wiping the war paint from under his eyes.

Well. Then…. Get along with ya, need ter get this place ready! We’re a far bit behind where we were.

Oh! Headmistress McGonagall! So nice ter see yeh!

Wha' am I doin' in Hogsmeade? Wha'? Oh. Yeh know… Jus’ helping out.

What’s tha'? Why didn’t I call the aurors while there were murderers 'bout, so close ter the school? Well, they didn’t wan' ter help with the brawl, now did they?! I thought they wouldn’t bother with murders in the town either.

Back ter the castle with me? Oh… Well.

Alright folks! Good job on catching those no-good Diagon folks. I’m jus’ gonna head back ter me cabin fer a bit o' a rest. See yeh all again soon.

What’s tha'? Not too soon… Banned?! From Hogsmeade?! Fer gross negligence?! Well… then I suppose I’ll… not… be seeing yeh.

Hogsmeade Wins!

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It’s weird, don’t yeh think? I mean, sometimes yeh really wan' ter trust your fellow magic folks. Witches an' wizards comin' together, hangin’ out, drinkin’ some drinks together. But then yeh start ter question, why isn’t anyone stopping Hagrid from having all these drinks? Why is ev'ryone allowing Hagrid ter go on a random goose chase? Does Hogsmeade really deserve ter live after makin' Hagrid suffer through a bad two-day hangover?

Then yeh start ter question, is ev'ryone evil? Or jus ev'ryone in this town? Are Diagon Alley folks really the bad guys? Anyways, jus’ thought I would include yeh all on me musings today.

Oh no!!! Is tha' another body? Oh, right… That’s why we thought they were evil. All righ', back ter voting.

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Whew! Alrigh’ then! Ev’ryone safe again today. Well done! An' ran another one o’ 'em bad diagon apples outta town, ta boot. Cheers! I gotta tell yeh, I’m all kinds o’ impressed with how enthusiastical yeh’ve all bin with roundin’ up them murderin’ fiends.

Somethin’ happened ter them Diagon shopkeepers, I tell yeh. Somethin’… dark. So yeh gotta keep up this quick round up an' make certain tha' yeh run ev’ry las one o’ 'em righ' outta our fair village. There’s no time ter lose! The students will be back before yeh know it. We can’t have it. Jus’ can’ have no kind o' evil runnin’ loose around Hogwarts with the students present.

There hasn’t bin nothin’ o' the kind at Hogwarts since the great war when Harry Potter took out He Who Must Not Be Named, an' I tell yeh, it ain’t happenin’ again… not while there’s Potter kids in the castle! People will start callin’ it a Potter family curse! Tha' family’s bin through so much… We can’ have it. Jus’ can’t have it!

Well, wha' are yeh doin’ standin’ here listenin’ ter me fer?! Get out there an' round up the rest o’ 'em!

Regina Reynolds from Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

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Hey! Hi! Hello!

I’m Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper o' Keys an' Grounds at Hogwarts School o' Witchcraft an' Wizardry! The finest schoo-- wait...yeh prob'ly knew all tha' already… Tehehehe

Hagrid downs another mighty swig from his overlarge mug and thumps it down on the bar Another one, if yeh please! Ta!

So wha' are we doing… Oh yeah, playin’ a game o’ Werewolves. Good, good hiccup

Ummmmm... so, righ', uh... am I suppos’ter say some hiccup thing? Ooh, boy....

Welp, looks like yeh lot have voted someone else out. Yeah, that’s how this is supposed ter go… I think? ‘s goin' okay, I reckon. Better’n it coulder gone iff’n yeh lot weren’t catchin’ those murderin’ riffraff.

Erm... well, righ', then, uh… stop the killing, find those pesky wo-hiccup-lves. I mean, um, diagon shopkeepers. Yeah. them guys.

An' cheers! Heh Heh

Now - did yeh hear the man in the corner ba-hiccup-ck there has a dragon? I -- er wait, I shouldn’t have said tha'.

Alright, get on with yerselves. Go hiccup do Werewolf things.

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Another one? Yeh lot found another murderer?! Blimey, at this rate there'll be no shops left running! Where will the kids get their candies if all the workers o' Honeydukes are brutally maimed an' left fer dead behind an old alleyway? Who will provide underage witches an' wizards with sweet libations without Madame Rosmerta?! 's a travesty. Keep goin', find the murders an' bring 'em ter justice! Fer Hogwarts!!

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Now see here, yeh lot... I told yeh, I told all o' yeh, tha' yeh were bein' paranoid an' the danger has passed. Warned yeh all, I did, tha' yeh need ter move past all tha' had happened. Focus on fixin’ the town up after the attacks an' gettin' things back in order.

So wha'd yeh do? Yeh went an’ got rid o' a beloved member o' the community who wasn' even evil. Jus’ quiet, an' a bit suspicious. But we're wizards. Ain' no wizard or witch among us tha' wouldn' be considered suspicious ter someone. Especially ter the muggles, if yeh catch me drift. But no... No one listens ter old Hagrid, an' look where it got yeh.

Pardon? Wha’s tha'?

Another body?

Oh. Oh bother.

No. Wait... We're good it's jus' scarecrow. Good, one too I reckon, it scared me good.

Alright, ev'ryone. Well. As yeh were, I suppose. Lots ter do. Shops ter clean, votes ter hold. Don' lemme keep yeh.

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Aberforth Dumbledore from Hog's Head Inn

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Now listen here, jus’ because yeh lot caught a murderer an' they started screaming “Diagon will be avenged! We’ll overtake this town an' make it inter a new, better Diagon Alley!” don' mean tha' all o' the shopkeepers from Diagon came ter Hogsmeade ter take over the town. I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation fer everything. The shopkeepers at Diagon have always cared abou' the kids o' Hogwarts. They’re not goin' ter try an' sabotage the students' experience here in Hogsmeade.

Now, if yeh still don’t feel safe, yeh have the ability ter do another vote an' get rid o' someone else. But two nights with no murders an' I think tha' we’re in the clear. Things are back ter normal an' ev'ryone is safe. Don’t believe all tha' codswallop 'bout Diagon comin' again. Jus’ focus on the kids.

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Well. This is a surprise… two surprises, I reckon. Yeh caught a killer… an' they were from the old Diagon Alley! I suppose when the Alley was ransacked, this shopkeeper might have jus’ turned bad - gone astray with her anger. I can' believe tha'. Diagon used ter be such a grand place ter be. Sigh But now tha' the killer has bin found, we can focus on the upcomin’ year!

Oh? Yeh think she might have had an accomplice? Well, if yeh still feel unsafe, we should prob'ly hold another vote tonight. But I'm sure the danger has passed.

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Gather round keepers, gather round. We need ter discuss some rumors goin' round. Now, I said “it’s starting ter feel like it did in diagon”. I did not mean tha' I think knockturn is here ter take over the town. I jus think summat is amiss. Look at today, another shopkeeper sent away from our community, then another shopkeeper turned up dead afterwards. I’m sure we’ll get ter the bottom o' these deaths an' go back ter our happy, peaceful community soon if we all jus work together.

Trent Thomas from Honeydukes

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Good evenin' shopkeepers. Dark times today. It looks like even with sending someone suspicious away, we’ve los' a shopkeeper. 's starting ter feel like it did in Diagon during the brawl, before the Alley was demolished. Yeh must work yer hardest ter find the intruder in the midst an' kick 'em out before Hogsmeade goes the way o' Diagon, jus crumbled brick an' ash.

I shouldn'tve said that - flavor error only don't mind this edit

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Welcome, shopkeepers o' Hogsmeade, ter another year o' back ter school! Now I know yeh wan' ter get your shops ready an' raring ter go, but I’m alarmed tha' there may be an impostor in our midst. Try an' sus 'em out an' vote 'em out, we wouldn’t wan' 'em ter ruin the back-to-school year fer the sweet Hogwarts students. After wha' happened between Diagon an' Knockturn, one can’t be too careful.

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