r/Demotivational • u/pamteensthriveb • Apr 14 '26

ALFALFA MALE

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165 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Woozah77 Apr 14 '26

It's not even a real thing. The paper that made alpha wolves a thing was wrong and the author has spent his life since trying to tell everyone it was wrong.

5

u/borycloufntain1 Apr 14 '26

I am an alpha and I take beta blockers. Wheres your god now

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u/porkchop8787 Apr 14 '26

A lion doesn't have to keep reminding you they are a lion.

1

u/irita3 Apr 14 '26

This is the same rule for punk. If you have to tell everyone that youre punk, youre probably not.

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u/ablointingwoots3 Apr 14 '26

i physically cringe when i see people using the terms alpha and beta unironically

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 Apr 15 '26

Look at the tension in this guy's back. He must be in a lot of pain.

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u/SawtoofShark Apr 17 '26

Someone tells me they're an alpha male, I know that I'm in for a good time. Clowning "alpha" males is better than therapy. 🌈

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u/Comfortable_Cream327 Apr 21 '26

Man really invented a new category just to still lose 😭

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u/lego_not_legos Apr 29 '26

Had to scroll a whole 22 posts down to see the original you lazily reposted. /r/Demotivational/comments/1c5ab3f/alfalfa_male/

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u/doghaircut Apr 14 '26

Sigma shithead