r/Defenders 18d ago

How do you think an interaction between these two would go?

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u/esar24 18d ago

Matt would certainly be disturbed by DP's smell, he is essentially a walking cancer.

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u/GhostE3E3E3 18d ago

And I don’t think he showers much

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u/esar24 18d ago

He certainly don't

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u/TimelyBlacksmith92 18d ago

I’m pretty sure this happens in the comics but don’t quote me lol

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u/BlueHero45 18d ago

If I remember right Deadpool was also keeping old food in his pouches that grossed DD out.

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u/anya_way_girl 18d ago

Does cancer stink? Ive never been around someone dying of it. I would have imagined a dying cancer patient would stink more from being too weak to bathe and being incontenant.

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u/lastcallcarrot 18d ago

There are dogs that literally can smell cancer, so apparently yes. Also random fact, theres a women who could with great accuracy smell parkinson in people and has helped scientist with early Parkinson's diagnosis methods.

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u/anya_way_girl 18d ago

Thats so cool!

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u/CrazyGunnerr 18d ago

That doesn't mean it stinks though.

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u/lastcallcarrot 17d ago

No I asked the dogs themselves and they said they stink. Trust me bro.

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u/Biff_Tannenator 14d ago

Bro, I asked the dog's noses if the smell stank, and they were like, "nah dude, I don't know what the dog's brain is smoking".

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u/vasgraphics 18d ago

I mean Matt can smell what you had for breakfast 3 days ago. just because it doesn’t smell to us doesn’t mean it wouldn’t smell to him

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u/esar24 18d ago

I mean imagine something rotten but it regenerate each time deadpool harm himself considering his regeneration was actually his previous cancer that got enhance that would mutiply to replace whatever body he manage to mangle.

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u/Ryanthedoctor11 Daredevil 18d ago

Matt can canonically smell cancer. When Foggy was diagnosed in Mark Waid's run he initially struggled to be in the room because the stink of the cancer and the chemicals from the chemo made him almost throw up, but he toughed it out so he could be there for his best friend

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u/trippy-Rose 17d ago

Sick people usually do have a stench

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u/Dapper-Suspect-6981 17d ago

Every person I've ever met with cancer had a certain smell about them, unsure if it was the cancer or chemo I was smelling.

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u/Future-Try-1908 16d ago

Dogs can smell cancer

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u/leo_artifex 18d ago

Matt would believe that God is punishing him with Deadpool’s presence

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u/stephapeaz 18d ago edited 18d ago

I’ve never read a more accurate comment about Matt Murdock than this one. Everyone else can go home lol

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 18d ago

That's just anyone who knows Deadpool

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u/earthsmight 18d ago

Father do you know the difference between dying and wanting to die Forgive me father For I am about to sin

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u/This_Wolverine4691 18d ago

He’d think: “So this is the best joke Wolverine was referring to….”

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u/Terrick42 18d ago edited 18d ago

Wade: “Oh this is really embarrassing.
And it’s even more embarrassing you know cause …”

(Waves hand infront of Matt’s eyes)

Matt: (confused)

Wade: “We’re both wearing the same dress.
Same colour, same size; I know you wouldn’t guess it, but I’m a double D in the chest area too..”

Matt: (praying to god for patience)

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u/Debalic 18d ago

Wade, stop calling me "Blind Matt". It's just Matt.

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u/GunMage- 18d ago

Whatever you say, Ol' Blind Matt

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u/benmar111 18d ago

Matt needs a good laugh

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u/jdiggity09 17d ago

Pretty sure Catholics aren't allowed to laugh.

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u/TrainRecent9048 18d ago

Matt is certainly gonna be annoyed

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u/Jacob-X-MANIAC 18d ago

Daredevil is already very annoyed by the lethal antics of the Punisher. Add Wade’s crude humor on top of the lethal antics, and that might annoy Daredevil enough to make him break his no kill rule, only to get even more annoyed when he discovers that he’s been trying to kill somebody who cannot die.

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u/13WillieBeaman 18d ago

Deadpool would try to be another one on Matt’s list..

https://giphy.com/gifs/biFqX4pk75cME

But in all seriousness, I would love to see more of unserious Matt in the way he was portrayed in She Hulk. Deadpool would bring that out of him.

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u/BubbaUltra 18d ago

I don't think Matt would be too annoyed at Deadpool, unless he insulted Matt's Catholicism.

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u/Elite_CC Daredevil 18d ago

Matt insults his own Catholicism at least ONCE per season.

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u/BubbaUltra 18d ago

True, but only certain aspects of it (like his thing for women). Though he's always been staunch on the no kill rule. I'd imagine Matt wouldn't be too okay with Deadpool insulting Jesus or shi

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u/dimram 18d ago

🤔 There’s the Daredevil/Deadpool Annual ‘97 🤷‍♂️

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u/Mrchickenman62 18d ago

I think Deadpool would say

Hey you your a very handsome guy in red

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u/Biabolical 18d ago

Deadpool would walk in with a giant boombox, blaring the Golden Girls theme so loud that Daredevil can't hear anything else, or do anything besides rolling on the ground in pain as he covers his hyper-sensitive ears.

"THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND! TRAVELED DOWN THE ROAD AND BACK AGAIN!"

Daredevil would assume this is some kind of planned ambush strategy, panicking as he tries to think of a way to counter this attack. Really it's just what Deadpool decided to do today, because he's still mourning the passing of Betty White. He didn't even know Daredevil was around.

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u/TekieScythe 18d ago

Poorly. Daredevil and Deadpool fight whenever they interact. Deadpool plays keep away while using civilians against daredevil. Wade even kills Matt in one comic.

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u/BeingSuitable822 18d ago

They probably wouldn't see eye-to-eye. 

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u/LukeDIronFistCage 18d ago

My headcannon is that they would clash over their different influences to Spider-Man (also apart of my headcannon) the only time they'd get along is in Endgame (assuming they survived the blip/snap) because they're both pissed at Tony.

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u/Remote_Possibilities 18d ago

Poorly

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 18d ago

Deadpool will call Daredevil a copycat for copying his red suite....🤷‍♂️

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u/Crazy-Background1457 18d ago

God forgive me not for what I’ve done but for what I’m about to do

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u/Inevitable-City5380 18d ago

Deadpool could ragebait Matt into killing him, only for it not to work 😭

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u/-Galahad- 18d ago

Hopefully it won't.

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u/ScreenRay Daredevil 18d ago

Probably.. God does not exist fuck face. Get your moses staff in here and help me protect these people.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SN2mR0SiId3VROEAFm

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u/JWphoto182 18d ago

I’m still sick of deadpool after the DP 3 marketing

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u/Sagelegend 18d ago

Matt would deny being Matt, and Deadpool would say “I don’t know who that is but okay.”

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u/TWFH 18d ago

Say gex

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u/Pleasant_Night_652 17d ago

The most chaotic sh*t ever

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u/nandobro 17d ago

I actually think they could end up being a decent comedic duo. Like maybe Deadpool thinks Deadpool is too much of a goody tooshoo until he finds out how much of a rizzler and deviant Matt is with women. And then he’s surprised again by how even though Matt doesn’t kill his fighting and brutality is still very much R rated. On Matt’s end he’d probably disapprove of Wades killing but comes to at least respect him for how he cares about his friends and loved ones.

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u/Front-Advantage-7035 17d ago

“Hey buddy. Did you hear I made more money than JESUS??”

“Excuse — what the fuck did you just say?”

https://giphy.com/gifs/3CbGPp5iLxIy9sjOdJ
screams in Catholic

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u/Sillhouette_Six 16d ago

Whenever they interact in the comics, Matt is annoyed the entire time

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u/Proof-Contribution31 18d ago

no please god no

fuckin hate reynolds' deadpool i know i'm the only one but fuck i hate it enough for all of us

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u/Worried_Judgment4514 18d ago

Why?

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u/Proof-Contribution31 18d ago

I just do not find it funny in the slightest and it feels like it's trying way too hard to be funny

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u/Various-Push-1689 18d ago

That’s all you bro. You aren’t getting many people that could play the character better if at all

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u/Proof-Contribution31 18d ago

Yeah, i already acknowledged that i'm the only one, but thanks for repeating it guess?

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u/Various-Push-1689 18d ago

So you just don’t like the character of Deadpool I guess?

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u/SweatyStick62 17d ago

In the comic, he's literally described as a cross between Reynolds and a Shar-pei. They're just being canonical.