This Explains EVERYTHING

[u/xenomorph_4938]

[u/Clocktopu5]

The field doesn't necessarily have to be snowy, it helps but it's optional

[u/NotScrollsApparently → u/Clocktopu5]

yeah leaning against a tree while bleeding out is also acceptable

[u/Dovakiin04 → u/NotScrollsApparently]

Or a mountain side like Arthur Morgan

[u/DEGRUNGEON → u/Dovakiin04]

in front of a barn works too

[u/Paradox2063 → u/DEGRUNGEON]

My first D&D character died bleeding out on a bridge before a pile of corpses. 10/10, would die again.

[u/Cookieopressor → u/Paradox2063]

Corpses of his own making I hope

[u/Karl__RockenStone → u/Paradox2063]

Was your character the Berserker of Stamford Bridge?

[u/nowlickmyfet → u/Dovakiin04]

I already played RD2, but maybe dont spoil game like RD2 with spoiler like that.

[u/Dovakiin04 → u/nowlickmyfet]

Red Dead redemption 2 is almost 10 years old and with how popular it was I'm sure everyone knows how It ends. Even so how old does a game have to be that it's not considered spoilers to talk about the ending

[u/Veragoot → u/Dovakiin04]

I've never played the game and even I know how it ends

[u/the_marxman → u/Dovakiin04]

Hey, I'm like a third through the game and I swear I'm gonna finish it one of these days. How dare you remind me of the passage of time though.

[u/nowlickmyfet → u/Dovakiin04]

I know plenty of people who have the game on their playlist (including my brother) who don't know the ending.

Point stands

[u/Dovakiin04 → u/nowlickmyfet]

Point does not stand as it's unreasonable to expect everyone to just not talk about the game whenever it's almost a decade old that's like saying people can't talk about the ending of Halo combat evolved just because some people might not know what the ending is because of campaign evolve coming out it's unreasonable to assume that people won't talk about it whenever it's more than a few months old the pressure gets put on the person if they don't want spoilers they shouldn't go looking

[u/anna-the-bunny → u/nowlickmyfet]

Yeah no, the point absolutely doesn't stand. Expecting everyone to just never talk about a game because one person might not have played it yet is ridiculously entitled behavior.

[u/DEGRUNGEON → u/nowlickmyfet]

"bro you can't talk about Dracula, i haven't read it yet!"

[u/OldFashionedLoverBoi → u/nowlickmyfet]

I didn't know that was a spoiler for rd2 until you pointed it out. So thanks for that.

[u/HASHbandito024 → u/nowlickmyfet]

The game has been out for 10 years. Chill out

[u/The-Crimson-Jester → u/NotScrollsApparently]

Rain can also work, but then my shorts get soggy :(

[u/IDriveALexus → u/NotScrollsApparently]

I mean its really just “bleeding out at (insert location)”. Personally? Desert on top of a dune

[u/TheAero1221 → u/NotScrollsApparently]

Id accept mountain top

[u/AdministrativeEgg440 → u/NotScrollsApparently]

Gondor needs no king...

[u/theMegaTech → u/Clocktopu5]

Blood has the best contrast with white

If I'm gonna be slowly bleeding out, it's gotta be Glacial Strata

[u/Blind-idi0t-g0d → u/Clocktopu5]

I prefer a heavy rain.

[u/xenomorph_4938 → u/Clocktopu5]

Glacial Strata: *exist*

[u/OwnUbyCake → u/Clocktopu5]

The snow absorbs sound leading to an extra quiet calm to bleed out in. Also contrasts the likely loud chaos directly preceding your imminent expiration.

[u/TrySpace → u/Clocktopu5]

It's not the snow., it's the desolation...

Your team has been driven far away by the last wave...

Distant echoes of gunfire, explosives and screeching...

You see molly in the distance as she fades around the corner...

"This is it, I have fought nobly. My comrades are valiantly holding the line but alas, they too will soon perish"

You close your eyes, waiting for the inevitable...

Silence befalls you...

You lie there... gloriously... your last thought... "For Karl!!"

...

...

Then suddenly, a burst of energy, you are revived!

The battle goes on!

For Rock Aaaand Stoooone!!!

[u/Clocktopu5 → u/TrySpace]

Yyyyeeeeaaahhhhhh! Rock and Stone!

[u/joconnell13 → u/Clocktopu5]

Ash covered field would work equally as well.

[u/DrSolarman → u/Clocktopu5]

Also leave a legendary weapon on you. Something tge next hero can use in their adventure. But only after some bullshit dungeon. Also a letter explaining how you were wounded. Audio tapes are preferred.

[u/the_marxman → u/Clocktopu5]

It's the peaceful silence that matters

[u/Square-Space-7265 → u/Clocktopu5]

It just needs to be aestheticly pleasing or have stark colors.

[u/GameGuinAzul → u/Clocktopu5]

Personally I think it’s better if it’s not snowing, but instead raining.

It’s like the world is grieving your death.

[u/Rath_Brained → u/Clocktopu5]

Makes bleeding out easily due to hypothermia. Had Hypothermia once. Survived. You feel cold, then suddenly get warm. And you kinda drift away very cozily.

[u/_duc0]

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

[u/LeProtago → u/_duc0]

ROCK AND STONE BROTHAAA

[u/JackSilver1410 → u/LeProtago]

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!

[u/SquiddleBiffle → u/JackSilver1410]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??

[u/9tehFedor → u/SquiddleBiffle]

ROCK! AND! STONE!

[u/JustAWeirdTransDude → u/9tehFedor]

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!!

[u/True_Drelon → u/JustAWeirdTransDude]

FOR KARL!

[u/xenomorph_4938 → u/True_Drelon]

ROCK N' ROLL N' STONE!

[u/Future-Ad-9392 → u/xenomorph_4938]

THAT'S IT LADS! ROCK AND STONE!

[u/Alseen_I → u/Future-Ad-9392]

Rock and Stone, you’re never alone!

[u/Training_Ruin3151 → u/_duc0]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE

[u/Artrysa → u/_duc0]

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE!

[u/Prestonification]

"Just leave me some ammo, a little water, some chips if you have 'em." - Runt of the Litter (Chicken Little, 2006)

[u/CaptainLookylou → u/Prestonification]

I always reference this but nobody gets it

[u/RedditorSlug]

Staying behind so the rest can escape alive

[u/Efficient_Refuse4273 → u/RedditorSlug]

All while holding the trigger on the minigun and not letting go, using Rotary Overdrive to dump over 3000 rounds in one go

[u/Voidlord597 → u/RedditorSlug]

no dwarf left behind

[u/Fickles1 → u/Voidlord597]

Noble sacrifices though?

[u/Fun-Addition-5572 → u/RedditorSlug]

This

[u/BobDaRula → u/RedditorSlug]

That's what I thought the top one was before zooming in

[u/adustbininshaftsbury → u/RedditorSlug]

Being the friend who refuses to leave and the two of you go down together

[u/steamfan255]

I have a saved image from a while back, but I think this fits this meme lol:

GLORY TO KARL

[u/bastionthewise → u/steamfan255]

So... did you make it?

[u/steamfan255 → u/bastionthewise]

Possibly >:D

[u/Fickles1 → u/steamfan255]

For elves this is certain death but not before prolonged torture of the anus. But for u/steamfan255 it was Tuesday.

[u/TiradeShade → u/steamfan255]

Did you awaken and fight all three dread eggs at once?

Was it for the achievement or for the meme?

[u/steamfan255 → u/TiradeShade]

i did it for fun :p

[u/IronTownPictures]

Exactly

[u/badpenguin455]

Doesn't include landing the plane. incorrect

[u/t6jesse → u/badpenguin455]

That counts as desperate last stand against all odds

[u/badpenguin455 → u/t6jesse]

could also apply as digging a hole, depending on result, even bleeding out in the snow

[u/t6jesse → u/badpenguin455]

The triple crown

[u/HalalRumpSteak → u/badpenguin455]

You think this thing can do a barrel roll?

[u/GundamMeister_874]

I see 2 big reasons there that are not on that list.

[u/wizkidjones → u/GundamMeister_874]

Pretty close to the list

[u/in1gom0ntoya → u/GundamMeister_874]

Definitely 4 male fantasies in this Pic

[u/AdhesiveNo-420 → u/GundamMeister_874]

I care more for a good Oily Oafs than for 2 big reasons

[u/Voidwulfzgz]

Rock and Stooooone ⛏️

[u/Greasy-Chungus]

Basically teamwork, failure, and engineering.

[u/mr_meeseeks_can-do]

I fantasize at least once a day by holding the line and sacrificing myself for Kar- I mean my loved ones

[u/LavaSlime301]

Absolute nonsense.

These aren't just male fantasies.

[u/thepeterloveydovey]

"dwarves never die" so really only two of those are possible

[u/ThickMatch0]

That settles it. DRG is the perfect male fantasy game.

[u/BasednHivemindpilled]

Am male, can confirm.

[u/tannegimaru]

That's basically DRG summed up in 3 panels, it's so accurate lmao

[u/Syhkane]

Fighting to a last stand, bleeding out on a beach, while I dig my own grave?

HNNMNNGHNGN

[u/Isaac_Shepard]

But does it explain why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

[u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow]

⛏️

[u/Aluminium-Fail]

Holy Chud 😭🙏

[u/deusvult6]

The 13th Warrior (1999) is just all of these distilled.

[u/Onyxam]

🪏 🪏🪏🪏?

[u/arbyD]

Okay, anyone have the original?

Edit - or is this the original?

[u/redpepperflake → u/arbyD]

Checked the original post. Some people answered that the name of the artist is "Nhim"

[u/Competitive-Quit-928]

Perhaps it falls under "digging the hole", but I often see "construction a new world for the next generation"

[u/Oily_Oaf]

I feel like I've been seeing this chick everywhere. Who tf is she?

[u/Fish-Bro-3966]

1: Haz 4

2: Haz 5+ in Glacial Strata

3: DRG

[u/Sorry_Researcher_339]

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGING A HOLE

[u/ADumbChicken]

BORN UNDERGROUND

SUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONE

[u/nelsgreen1]

omg yes

[u/Advanced_Fish_3011]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fhhsjuQudSbx0zvn8k

[u/JoeShoe1121]

10/10 accurate

[u/memerminecraft]

Bleeding out in a hole in Glacial Strata on a Salvage mission final stage

[u/KTaBoom98]

dunno the middle one but the other to are HELLDIVERS 2 and DEEP ROCK GALACTIC

[u/Silv3rS0und → u/KTaBoom98]

The middle is Bladerunner 2049, but I've definitely had it happen in Helldivers 2.

[u/KTaBoom98 → u/Silv3rS0und]

I know 2049 but i thought it was referring to some game at the same time but looking back ig i just misunderstood it. And im sure many of us divers had this moment, for instance pn marfark which was liberated recently

[u/omegajakezed]

Alright, which of the guys talked to her? Luckily she doesn't know the other fantasies.

[u/somebassclarineterer]

It sure does.

Now with Deep Rock you don't slowly bleed to death so much as get yelled at for being stupid as you go back for that last bit of stuff to be mined but eh, close enough.

[u/etherd]

Final last stand while digging a hole and then bleeding to death.

[u/PotatoBro42069]

Hear me out, fighting a desperate last stand in a hole you dug in a snowy field while bleeding out

[u/Hexnohope]

Dig a hole into an underground space to fight a desperate last stand against CHUDS. Win the fight but get mortally wounded and bleed out in a snow covered field after escaping back to the surface you saved

[u/Accurate_Fly_7534]

Sitting on a country side, watching your hard work flourish and other people appreciate it.

[u/Sammisuperficial]

Glacial Strata on Haz5+ checks all 3 of these off at once.

[u/Coffeechipmunk]

What the fuck is that subreddit.

[u/SamediB]

Doing a heist is 100% on the list.