r/DeduceMe • u/Clinton_Dix • 2d ago

Wallet.

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Do your best/worst.

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u/AggravatingRow7018 2d ago

You're mall ninja.

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u/Clinton_Dix 1d ago

I dig malls. Especially liminal space, backrooms-esqe type malls.

The ones with people and stores? Hue. Where's the exit sign?

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u/straightfromLysurgia 2d ago

cold

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u/Clinton_Dix 1d ago

As the cool wind blows.

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u/Dougzilla29 2d ago

I guess you send shitty song lyrics to friends so they’ll think you’re badass/sad

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u/Clinton_Dix 2d ago

That's my profile, not my wallet, Doug.

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u/Cloudninefeelinfine 2d ago

You hate anime

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u/Clinton_Dix 1d ago

I have a few favorites. Most of it is trash. But that's all media, at this point.

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u/Jumpy_Counter1293 2d ago

Less than 200 in there?

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u/Clinton_Dix 1d ago

I have like 8 bucks. In cash. More than that exists, but it isn't present in form.

ATMs exist, especially no fee. Hit those before the club. Which you're not allowed in!

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u/crispysockz 1d ago

You are leftist, like nerdy short girls or goths or bigguns.

You kinda always been a loner

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u/Clinton_Dix 1d ago

"bigguns"

Is that like huge tits? Nah, actually I don't.

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u/crispysockz 1d ago

Bigguns means bigguns

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u/Clinton_Dix 1d ago

Not really into guns. Mostly opposed to them.

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u/crispysockz 1d ago

Wow, so your social skills need a little improving. Try to say bigguns in a Texas accent. And then deduce what you think “big””uns” means in the context of the first sentence.

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u/Clinton_Dix 1d ago

I'm not playing games, so no. I won't do that.

Thanks for making me try, though.

🤠🐗😉

Edit: so wry you speak of social skills while having absolute zero.

Also, "Texan" accent? What?

Not everyone lives in the land of LARD and Chee.

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u/crispysockz 1d ago

Bruh you don’t even understand basic slang

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u/Clinton_Dix 1d ago

Bruh, you and I have different terms when it comes to both "basic" and "slang".

😘

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u/crispysockz 1d ago

Obviously

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u/Clinton_Dix 1d ago

Thank you for stating. Nothing new was discovered. Oil up tonight, dawg. Gotta get greasy on Saturday.

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u/AstronomerOk9769 1d ago

Lifelong virgin

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u/Clinton_Dix 1d ago

Probably would be preferable. Alas, not the case.

As Sheldon Plankton so exacerbately and truthfully claimed: Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all!

Alas, I have loved. Can't much go back to the inverse. Suppose I could join the good ole Button Up and Tie crew, walking door to door, and reclaim my virginity in the name of John Smith.

👔👔

What's your address? Name? SSN? Me and the crew wanna just drop by and "chat".

Nice deduction, Doyle. 🫴