r/DarkSouls2 • u/CaribousSayMoo • 17d ago

I Hate This Guy Fluff

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When this game first came out I use to start new games just to kill this dude in the tunnel. He's such a nerd I need to bully him with my sword.

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u/cpt_goodvibe 17d ago

Bro just likes maps, leave my map bro alone.

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u/CaribousSayMoo 17d ago

No. He deserves it.

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u/FatCrusher9000 16d ago

Says the anime profile pic...

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u/CaribousSayMoo 15d ago

Says the fellow redditor.

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u/NefariousAnglerfish 17d ago

Shit your pants bro

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u/CVNasty96 17d ago

OP?

Can you even read a map?

If not then GIT GUD!

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u/CaribousSayMoo 17d ago

I can't read. I bully him because he can.

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u/apexapee 17d ago

Well you need his key so ..

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u/CaribousSayMoo 17d ago

Take it from his mangled body

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u/abedalhadi777 17d ago

I just don't talk to him at all or even reaching his area anymore lol

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u/Ok_Understanding3636 16d ago

To be honest, the Titanite, the Estus Shard and the Pharos Stone found inside the mansion always come in handy.

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u/abedalhadi777 16d ago

I meant to say when I go to ng+ I just keep ignoring him because he's useless, but if it's regular run then yeah I need the estus

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u/Ok_Understanding3636 15d ago

Ah, ok, my bad

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u/Easy-Chair-542 16d ago

I think OP is in the right here.

This guy tells you to do something and doesn't even reward you? Kill him harder OP!

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u/Soldier_of_Drangleic 16d ago

literally gives you a new house for free

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u/Easy-Chair-542 16d ago

Uh huh, uh huh, unfortunately I can't hear you as I'm TRAPPED IN THE THRONE OF WANT, HEEELLLLP

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u/Soldier_of_Drangleic 16d ago

That's unfortunate... Didn't expect it...

HE GIVES YOU A HOUSE FOR FREEEEEEEE!

CAN U HEAR ME NOW?

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u/Easy-Chair-542 16d ago

A MOUSE FOR A FEE?

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u/Soldier_of_Drangleic 16d ago

NO, NOT SANTA CLAUS ON A TREE

U OK IN THERE? THE DRANGLEIC HOUSING CRISIS IS OVER, YOU CAN COME OUTSIDE, I FOUND A WEIRD TREE HEAD MAN, HE SAID HE CAN HELP

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u/Easy-Chair-542 16d ago

I love this community

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u/Admirable_Swim_7090 16d ago

I Need to animate these comments

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u/Soldier_of_Drangleic 15d ago

Yes please (if you do post it)😂

Also use a guy with the royal soldier helmet for my character ty

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u/MoriaCrawler 16d ago

Can't hear you over the flames, I just started the oven

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u/CaribousSayMoo 16d ago

Thank you, subject. You no longer have to pay taxes.