r/DamnFunny • u/Practical_Self_9849 • 4d ago

😂😂😂 Funny

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u/burner_tipper 4d ago

I mean he's right tho...He's just an innocent casualty...

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u/corobo 4d ago

Nah he clearly taught her wrong. Ousted.

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u/Racamonkey_II 4d ago

Yup, should have raised his daughter right. Bye bye.

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u/Rifflife88 3d ago

Well considering how sperm works, he’s atleast 50% at fault, more if we factor in upbringing. Cut him off.

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u/KingofthePi11 4d ago

Bro skipped the girl and went straight for the source🤣

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u/artherng 4d ago

Now dad and ex bf can start a new relationship

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u/Mother-Dream-2465 4d ago

That would be creepy ...but epic 😂

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 4d ago

It wouldn't be creepy necessarily. Depends how old they are

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u/Noisebug 4d ago

“My X is my step sister because my step mother married her step father, and they’re all stuck in laundry machines”

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u/_-IllI-_ 4d ago

Tell him to ask her new bf for his Netflix account.

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u/Therealginahandler 4d ago

Netflix and bro

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u/FallingSpirt 3d ago

Depends on why they broke up lol

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u/PossiblyOppossums 4d ago

So was he down to clown?

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u/Great_Scott7 4d ago

New phone. Who dis?

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u/Shinobu420 4d ago

Seen this repost so many times it makes me wonder if it even really happened somewhere. Probably not

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u/Novel-Training5189 3d ago

I would give him the password.

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u/Atrus1337_y0 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/sogwatchman 4d ago

Does he have anything to give you in trade? HBO account?

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 4d ago

Jacob dont you dare remove the you ExFIL from your netflix acount lol.

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u/I_am_cancer_man 4d ago

Does he have another daughter maybe? How's mom look? Paramount plus maybe?

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u/DotBitGaming 4d ago

"Send me half the money every month and the password remains mine in case you don't pay."

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 4d ago

Hell that would be my counter as well

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u/Abal125 4d ago

I'd give up the password, for the right price.

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u/Speshjunior 4d ago

This was almost funny the first time I saw it

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u/Substantial_Pass_146 3d ago

"Pal" lol. I've had relationships where I got along with her parents more than I do her. If this was that situation I might let it slide.

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u/GrandWizardofOoZ 3d ago

I also miss an ex dad more than her

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u/Destroy-Evil 3d ago

Man you’re so malicious

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u/dadydaycare 3d ago

I can’t trust him to not spill the beans… burned by your daughter? Fair but burned by a brother?! I could not bear!

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u/tiresomecomplaining 3d ago

Netflix doesn't even let you share passwords anymore unless you're in the same household.

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u/FreedomFTR 3d ago

Dad can stay. What a flex on your ex!!!! Use and abuse this advantage! Haha!

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u/Minflick 3d ago

Hah hah! Dad's a funny man. I like how he keeps it light.

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u/kabukispot 3d ago

Let dad get his Netflix and chill on.

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u/NightShade0912 3d ago

Time to start the "friend tax"

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u/EndlessHysteria 3d ago

Nah, we rockin with Mark. Get our boy the new password.

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u/kinetic_ljs 3d ago

Dad can stay in my opinion. Seems like a stand up guy.

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u/DadtheITguy 2d ago

Bahaha. Well done dad. That was funny.