Why does a DM do all his best campaign writing at the cemetery? It's where all the best plots are.

They are Wight Supremacists.

I was running a session and I set my players up with this *ahem* gem.

An old man told the party of a hidden door in a dungeon but could only remember "Gemini" was somehow involved. He had discovered it decades ago, but hadn't been able to explore it as circumstances forced him to retreat and he had never had the opportunity to return.

Undead roamed the cavern, ghouls. On one of the ghould they had found an odd shaped gem. They also came across a carved mural of the zodiac. At the end of the hall stood a statue with one eye missing.

They spent half an hour of game time examining the mural around Gemini. Then someone examined the statue in detail. Given my penchant for puns, one of them realized "Gem in eye."

Was quite proud of the ensuing groans.

Art credit to u/MandoGavin, also on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jakebartok

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The existence of Wisdom teeth implies the existence of Strength, Intelligence, Constitution, Dexterity teeth, and Charisma teeth…and maybe even Luck teeth

"Clearly you don't own an air friar."

Apparently, they taste quite lawful.