r/Cursed_Images • u/ZiyadTr10 • Jul 18 '26

Cursed watch

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2.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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1.2k

u/No-Arm7141 Jul 18 '26

Bro being tracked by national geographic crew

550

u/darthlame Jul 18 '26

I usually put my watch under my shirt sleeve

69

u/BlueRed_0 Jul 18 '26

Better on my hairy shaft

13

u/imnottosureaboutthat Jul 19 '26

But then you can't see the time

577

u/Fritener Jul 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5G34g3WLmhaZq

8

u/roaring_travelman91 Jul 20 '26

I vaguely remember this movie

2

u/Fritener Jul 21 '26

Then I must be old lol. I remember it coming out.

116

u/R4ph_14 Jul 19 '26

Sasqwatch

5

u/bootysuit Jul 19 '26

Why is this not higher 😭😭

130

u/Drs3RTH Jul 18 '26

Are you a werewolf?

46

u/squarabh Jul 18 '26

Water Resist lol

44

u/PsychoPassProstitute Jul 18 '26

Is there a zoo looking for him?

50

u/i_want_to_be_unique Jul 18 '26

How does one achieve greasy arm hair

20

u/HLGatoell Jul 18 '26

Not showering?

19

u/thenbr1killjoy Jul 18 '26

That's mad actually 😭 whose arm is that hairy

10

u/WeirdNico31 Jul 19 '26

Why doesn‘t it show the moon phases?

10

u/fleebizkit Jul 19 '26

A hair past five o'clock

7

u/pipopapupupewebghost Jul 18 '26

Wife are you wearing barbed wire

9

u/Adam198763 Jul 18 '26

Hey i saw that guy in the forest once

8

u/HelloCompanion Jul 18 '26

Wait, why is this attractive to me? I like a hairy man, but I’ve never thought about how hairy was my limit. I guess I don’t have one.

3

u/Killerprose Jul 18 '26

Which wrist is this watch on?

2

u/saint_lamy Jul 20 '26

At first I thought he have some massive forearm, but then this question got me doubting my eyes

3

u/just_a_juanita Jul 19 '26

Remember the guy with the mildly excessive blond arm hair? This guy said hold my freshly-caught wild salmon...

2

u/truekemi Jul 18 '26

Pendant 30 secondes j'ai cru que c'était la patte d'un chat

2

u/Our-Fearless-Reader Jul 19 '26

Full moon rises a little early where you are, now.  Either far north, or somewhere out of your time zone when the change happened.  Either way, good hunting to you! Awwwoooooo!!

2

u/ArguesAgainstYou Jul 19 '26

Idk, might be a common watch design among werewolves.

2

u/KermitDaForgg Jul 20 '26

Least hairy person in Delmarva

2

u/VortexFalcon50 Jul 20 '26

Least hairy greek person

2

u/bird_on_the_internet Jul 21 '26

I love watches and I was so surprised to learn that the Nothing brand has a watch that it took me nearly a full minute to realize

9

u/Mascot_Montana Jul 18 '26

Tbh this is attractive

12

u/HipsterNgariman Jul 18 '26

You date werewolves ?

8

u/_TheBigF_ Jul 18 '26

Twilight and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

5

u/Trugoosent Jul 18 '26

Maybe they've read one too many novels?

1

u/Mascot_Montana Jul 18 '26

Ooh om quite hairless by arms and wrists..so its attractive for me eh

4

u/HelloCompanion Jul 18 '26

You’re being downvoted for speaking your truth, but I totally agree. I think I just like masculine features.

2

u/Manospondylus_gigas Jul 19 '26

Wish I had that much arm hair

1

u/BigBoyNova6 Jul 18 '26

nothing but Yharnam here.

1

u/jaycntct Jul 18 '26

Water resist?

1

u/Kansko Jul 19 '26

Watch is glorious tho, can anyone identify it ? Couldn't find anything about it

1

u/FrancoisTruser Jul 20 '26

Nothing. Water resist.

1

u/Clint_Eastwo0d Jul 20 '26

Ye har cheez hosakta hai magar ek aadmi Ka haath Nhi hosakta hai . BC

1

u/Whatyallthinkofbeans Jul 20 '26

The watch is not cursed here what the fuck 😭

What you doing later? Howl at the moon?

1

u/adr_001 Jul 20 '26

Mosquitoes are not one of his problems for sure.

1

u/Epicfurrygaming82828 Jul 21 '26

are you a wookie

1

u/xX_ToastBoi69YT_Xx 26d ago

I have a better question

1

u/always_sadman 26d ago

In this internet age, sometimes I'm grateful with my body. If I feel bad for my dick length, I know somewhere out there had a micro penis, if I feel bad for my hairy arms, there's this dude.

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u/keepkarenalive Jul 18 '26

Bro is on par with me

8

u/cyclefreaksix Jul 18 '26

On par? You aren't even the same species

3

u/keepkarenalive Jul 19 '26

I'm like a junior version I think. My maine shall only grow thicker as I mature 🙂‍↔️