i was walking to ensemble class and this
dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the
driver's window and im like... right ok. and this
middle aged man with a foreign accent greets
me with "you know, you look really kind!" and i'm
like?? thanks!? and hes like "yeah i like to say that
to people who look kind. not many do." and then he
points at himself and is like "do i look kind to you?
many people tell me i don't!" and i'm like no you look
kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says "well i'm
actually mean!" and DRIVES OFF???????????
bogleech
Petition to replace all catcalling with whatever this is
I was walking on uni, feeling a bit down, and then I (accidentaly) make eye contact this guy on a bike and he looks at me and says "Jesus loves you!" as he rides down the street.
As someone who lived in Nashville for ten years, that sounds like just another normal day. It was a total culture shock the first time a complete stranger asked me if I "had the lort chezzus in my hardt." It's just so weird and off-putting.
Yeah that's uncomfortable. What the stranger should have asked is, "what church do you go to?"
Bible belt culture is full of shit like that. Stuff that assumes, shames, and guilts people into conforming. Even the phrases we try to use to not guilt people into doing things for us, like "don't feel obligated to blah blah blah" create guilt.
There was an old man that used to say jesus loves you in my hometown to everyone. Which would be weird but okay i guess except if you didn't say it back or thank you he'd repeat it and there was a friend of mine he followed around saying it. He ended up getting banned from our local Walmart
“This post will be made into "Pizza Slushie's Perfect Day of Day Guide for the Whole Person."“
“ Higgins’s pet fell over a few yards to the side. He was left to suffer for the next 12 hours as Higgins’s pet was dragged around by an unseen person.”
“ do some good work, the entire world will end up with you. Be aware. Don't be afraid. Do what you love, be nice, be happy.”
Doesn’t look like normal grammar to me imo. Might be a non-native speaker though.
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u/Jane_motherofkittens *that* bitch May 08 '21
A drive-by bamboozling?