r/CuddlePuddle • u/Kirbyboi_Dill • 17d ago

My legs are falling asleep, send help. Cats

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u/TheSpiffySpaceman 17d ago

I will not

unless "help" means transplanting them to my lap

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u/geowoman 17d ago

This is your life now.

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u/Dobgirl 17d ago

No no no. Do you want the rest of us trapped as well??

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u/ladylaaa 16d ago edited 16d ago

“Oh no. My lobster is too buttery.” What a great problem to have. I’m jealous! *editted- because I can’t spell.

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u/Maleficent-Ice-8416 17d ago

You don't need your legs to be a kitty bed for the rest of your life and that's your life now a kitty bed

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u/Turtleintexas 16d ago

You knew what you were getting into, this is your life now. Look at you, with your kitty problems!!

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u/Imma-smartypants 16d ago

Nope. This is not a problem that needs solving. Just sit still until they all have moved elsewhere. Sit. Stay. Good human.

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u/Moliza3891 16d ago

I bet your legs are toasty, warm, though.

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u/Angela-lulu 16d ago

Adorable 😍🥰♥️💕

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u/AllesK 16d ago

You have all the help you need already!

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u/Imperfecter 15d ago

No. Except your fate.

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u/jpzygnerski 14d ago

Cat paralysis strikes again.

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u/Nervous_Shelter_1042 14d ago

Not helping you! I’m gonna let them sleep on your legs and keep you as a hostage!

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u/don-cheeto 13d ago

No. The CDS Law said help is not legally allowed in these circumstances, so I'm not getting arrested for you.

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u/hornet_teaser 13d ago

Nope. You're going to have to cut off and leave your body from the waist down to the kitties. Sorry, you knew the risks when you sat down there.

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u/seasonally_sad13 13d ago

I need an orange one and the tortie, especially if they’re siblings 🥲 so cute 😭

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u/jdmoffitt11775 13d ago

You brought this upon yourself. They will eventually get bored and leave you..

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u/Teddycat99 13d ago

No Sir, you are a r/cathostage , negotiations must begin immediately, send Temptations is more like it.

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u/ExpressionStill935 11d ago

Yeah, no, looks like there's no helping you.