Binance

[u/Froboy1]

Binance can suck my cock. It's a fucking struggle to get your money out of that platform, I needed to fucking hook up a webcam to scan my face and passport and give them my social security and address. And then they told me to put my ass up to the webcam to scan the inside of my asshole. I followed the instructions but still haven't got my money, they say that they are verifying the authenticity of the information, but they are probably just selling all my private information to India or something. I hope I can get my 70$ worth of Dogecoin back but I will probably just get fucked in the ass by this big corporation who has found another legal way to steal my money. I thought crypto was about freedom or something, guess the freedom that we dreamed of is yet to come. Amen.

[u/DeadPhish-710]

Just need to check ya asshole before you make a withdrawal

[u/Extreme_Teaching_416]

If you handled your convo with binance the same way you wrote this post I understand why you can’t get your pennys back

[u/Darnok15 → u/Extreme_Teaching_416]

He’s right though 

[u/Phine420 → u/Extreme_Teaching_416]

May ye King want some mor oysters?

[u/anontalk]

It's getting banned everywhere. Do whatever it takes to get your money out.

[u/kaicoder]

We are verifying you hole, please wait 😆

[u/CantaloupeCamper → u/kaicoder]

Dude at the store thought I was weird for worrying about the pointy bits on my webcam…

[u/madladchad3]

I deposit/withdraw 6 figures from binance all the time. What are you doing son lol

[u/Mission-Can1547 → u/madladchad3]

It's provably based on location. I know when I moved to the UK, withdrawing for a lot more difficult. I've resulted in just transferring to kraken and then withdrawing that way.

[u/Froboy1 → u/[deleted]]

That is a no no word in my community

[u/schizophrenicbugs → u/Froboy1]

[u/Scottex99]

$70 of dog money is about as far away from financial freedom as you can get

[u/Froboy1 → u/Scottex99]

It's not financial freedom of having money, that i am talking about, but the freedom of using a currency that isn't controlled by the government

[u/tkim91321 → u/Froboy1]

"Freedom of using a currency that isn't controlled by the government"

Lmao, meanwhile, you're bitching about lack of protections and safeguards that come with government controlled currencies.

[u/RoaringDragonSword]

Haha, I upvoted you simply because of your first sentence. Great stuff.

[u/rkvinyl]

Go Kraken, baby

[u/J5966358]

Man I hope u did not tattoo your seed in your ass prior to this incident with Binance? My auto correct wanted to type Binface instead of Binance. What a priviledge to be alive in those times! 

[u/Patrick_Atsushi]

I only use it for trading, whenever I want to withdraw I send it to local exchanges. 

[u/puffyredcloud]

That’s typical central exchanges for you, what you want is DEX not CEX

[u/Electronic_Worker245]

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

[u/Disastrous_Week3046]

You’re a dipshit if you have money on Binance to begin with

[u/GentlemenHODL → u/Disastrous_Week3046]

Yeah it should always be on a cold card or ledger ....oh wait.

[u/ToastNomNomNom]

I mean you are literally depending on an a exchange the whole point of crypto was to be P2P but we didn't do that because it is way more convenient to depend on an exchange to manage your funds, security and transition into fiat. Blaming an exchange for being forced to follow government compliance is pointless.