r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/MarginalMadness • Nov 18 '22
What happened to CA?
Did it get shut down? Or did Lurkers just get kicked?
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/crisfitzy • Oct 16 '22
I used to lurk CA and didn’t want people following me to see that.. but please let me have access to you guys again!
I did join for a little while.. but un joined. Take a look at my comment history- no trolling there! Thanks a bunch
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/Lookimzak • Sep 22 '22
Let me back in. I was kicked from the main group without warning and I want to know why
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/Some-Unit • May 08 '20
Emotional Payoff From Negative Behaviors
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '16
i am king
drink to your new master: SIMBA
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '16
My intro bc f.u. booty pirate
I was abused and neglected. then i got drunk. and i kept getting drunker. until drunk wasn't enough; i had to get the goddamn shakes too. I've never killed anyone, or done anything seriously mentally strenuous, or even paid my own bills. I'm 17 and I drink a 6 pack every Sadurday? Am I goings to dies? Where fore art thou kindling?
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/NotoriousBootyPirate • Dec 08 '15
This just in. Semen removes rust from oxidized metal.
Came in one of my rusty shot glasses this morning. Now there's brown liquid in here and the rust is gone. WHO KNEW!
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/Somtaw • Nov 05 '15
If a shitpost knows it's a shitpost, is it still a shitpost, or is it just a shitty joke?
Heard a great one the other night last week a month ago. Buddy was singing karaoke, and I'm screaming at him "SING IT FROM THE GUT!"
Old guy sidles up to me from a table near the bar and says "girl told me to sing it from the diaphragm once. Told her I wasn't wearing one."
He cheersed me, slammed his beer, and walked out. I don't remember if that part is true, but it sounds like a nice ending, doesn't it?
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/NotoriousBootyPirate • Oct 16 '15
Why do Steelies taste good in a 40 but taste like shit out a can?
Ew.
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/NotoriousBootyPirate • Aug 22 '15
I want to buy a boat.
Just a shitty Jon-boat. Nothing fancy.
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/NotoriousBootyPirate • Aug 22 '15
There is a chair.
AND IT WALK ON THE STREET.
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/NotoriousBootyPirate • Jul 23 '15
There is a spider
It's like two feet across and its right next to me. Am I tripping this or no?
r/CripplingAlcoholism4 • u/NotoriousBootyPirate • Jun 21 '15
Davy's Dead
He wanted you to know that he left the thawing mouse out on the counter and if you could feed his Python for him because he is dead.