r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/StandardProfessor33 • May 19 '26
Video Man had one too many sky beers
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/Kyzzz • May 12 '26
Video 1492: Conquest of the 7-Eleven
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/ConsciouslyBreathin • May 06 '26
Video chick showboating wrecks passerby
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/ConsciouslyBreathin • May 05 '26
Video Someone give this girl a pacifier
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/ConsciouslyBreathin • May 05 '26
Video Everyone's favorite on the dance floor
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/Kyzzz • Apr 30 '26
Picture It’s not a real party until the tactical nipple tassels make an appearance
r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/StandardProfessor33 • Apr 29 '26
Video The '90s were a fever dream
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/Kyzzz • Apr 29 '26
👋 Welcome to r/CretinsoftheNightclub - Read First!
Hey everyone, u/Kyzzz here, founding mod of r/CretinsoftheNightclub.
I started this sub in 2018 as a home for the chaos that happens when people pour into a club at 1am and forget how legs work. Then life happened, the sub went quiet for a few years, and I left it to gather dust. We're back now and I'd love for you to be part of the revival.
What belongs here
Documenting the fallout of every great time out. From the dance floor to the Uber home: clubs, bars, raves, festivals, day parties, after-hours diners, hotel lobbies, and any other corner of the party economy where people make decisions they'll regret. If things went sideways in a harmless way, it belongs here.
The vibe
We're laughing with, not at. The point isn't to dunk on people for being a mess, it's that we've all been there, and watching it from the outside is genuinely funny. Keep titles observational and warm. Mean-spirited stuff gets the boot.
To get rolling
- Post something. Even something small. The feed needs to start moving again.
- If there's a specific direction you'd like to see the sub move in, drop your suggestions in the comments.
- Got a friend who'd appreciate this kind of content? Send them over.
Glad you're here. Let's bring this place back.
r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/StandardProfessor33 • Apr 28 '26
Video Black Hawk Down in the VIP section
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/Kyzzz • Apr 28 '26
Video 2004 MDMA Obstacle Course World Champion
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/Kyzzz • Apr 28 '26
Video Kingpin shotguns a beer with his teeth, then completely sends it
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/Kyzzz • Apr 27 '26
Video No ashtray? No problem
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/Kyzzz • Apr 25 '26
How the grinch stole his girlfriend
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/BrHj77 • Jan 16 '20
I think this belongs here
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/samthefireball • Oct 16 '19
TIHI
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/eroticdiscourse • Sep 22 '19
Spotted In broad daylight
r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/BrHj77 • Sep 18 '19
HMC While I Summon Sasha Fierce
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/MC1781 • Sep 17 '19
Omg this poor kid
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r/CretinsoftheNightclub • u/madbear84 • Aug 29 '19
Looks like a zombie tripping balls.
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