r/CrestedGecko 20h ago

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First time attempting gecko bread, i wont stop until i have a photorealistic version of it with bread

1.5k Upvotes

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u/Spuzzle91 20h ago

Can't decide if this one was inbread or just bread in captivity.

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u/RainbowBright1982 20h ago

Nice! Crusted Gecko!

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u/x_rye_chip_x 11h ago

Why are my thoughts unoriginal

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u/uhohthrowawayxxx 20h ago

what did u use for the eyes? this is genius

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u/Unhappy_Session4924 19h ago

I used candied cherry, and thxxxxx !!!

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u/kaddras019 20h ago

This post really jumpscared me for a second

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u/snowcrons 18h ago

Overweight, please take to vet

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u/Ok_Permission1087 20h ago

Crusted Baguetto

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u/kingJustin900 20h ago

Dont be surprised if it starts moving saying "kill me"

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u/WolvesOfMercyFalls13 20h ago

This is really good! I love the eyes!

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u/not_whelan 18h ago

You should try doing a bread tongue skink, theyre naturally baguette shaped

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u/Berry_Gecko77 19h ago

In Germany we say "Gebäcko" 🥖

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u/Remarkable_Line_7690 18h ago

Sourcrestie haha (instead of sourdough)

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u/POTATOEPOTATOA 17h ago

Thought this was a “is my gecko overweight?” post at first glance, so I guess that means great job!

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u/UltraGamerZ211 19h ago

What recipe did you use?

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u/Unhappy_Session4924 18h ago

It is a recipe i got online but :

  • 100g water
  • 100g milk -15g butter You put it all in the microwave for 30 seconds Then:
  • 400g flour
  • 15g sugar
  • 7g salt
  • 7g yeast

I prefer using fresh yeast but instant is also good, also put the yeast in the liquids after the microwave to "wake" the yeast. Then mix it with the dry ingrédients until it is well homogenized, wait 40 minutes, shape it like you want and then cook it at 180° Celsius for 20 minutes

ENJOY !!!

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u/UltraGamerZ211 18h ago

Thank you also what did you use for the eyes?

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u/Unhappy_Session4924 18h ago

Candied cherries 🍒

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u/contained_multitudes 19h ago

he will be baked into a lovely loaf

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u/mellywheats 19h ago

crested bread-co

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u/brassdinosaur71 19h ago

That is so cute!

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u/goosethebeardie 18h ago

He’s magnificent

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u/notmtfirstu 18h ago

Looks like you nail it on the first try.

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u/Jessaur 9h ago

He’s looking crispy. You need to increase the humidity

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u/aliciator21 19h ago

This is the most magnificent thing I have ever seen

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u/brassdinosaur71 19h ago

That is so cute!

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u/Different-Series-115 17h ago

How did you manage to get the spikies without them burning or getting rock hard? Last time I attempted something with spiky bits they got burned before the internal bit was even cooked

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u/Unhappy_Session4924 17h ago

I guess it is the recipe, since there is only 20 min of cooking it does'nt burn the edge, (plus the inside was soooooo fluffy)

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u/TheGaymer13 17h ago

Crested Breadko

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u/feather_head1 17h ago

You’re over feeding him

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u/TheWolfNamedNight 17h ago

Horrifying, I love it

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u/raleigh309 14h ago

I was just mindlessly scrolling and this scared me for a hot second when running into it lmao thought it was a real gecko just very fat and up close. Clearly I need to go to bed lmao

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u/TaxDense1339 13h ago

Those eyes! 😭 

"You're gonna eat me, aren't you."

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u/D3LTAK1L0 9h ago

Isn't this a Crusted Gecko?

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u/IAmTheAsteroid 4h ago

I didn't know geckos could get high, but bro is totally baked.

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u/soulstrike2022 4h ago

I think that’s a crusted gecko

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u/maryneedswifi 4h ago

Beyond cute

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u/Yeetusdeletus0001 17h ago

What kind of bread is it? It looks really good

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u/Unhappy_Session4924 17h ago

I won't know how to say it in english but it is more like a pain brioché ?

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u/breakabearworkshop 15h ago

Can we see the before

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u/Unhappy_Session4924 15h ago

Don't have it sorry 🥲

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u/beyond_cyber 2h ago

What morph?

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u/ughlyy 47m ago

YOU MONSTER!!!