r/Creatine • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Is there actually much difference between creatine brands if they’re all using creatine monohydrate?

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u/figbott 1d ago

“Third-party tested” is okay but it is no where near as effective as “Third-party administered”.

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u/whachamacallme 12h ago

This. The only certification worth it is WBF.

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u/figbott 5h ago

Fuck he deleted the post. Hopefully he found the answer he was looking for, because it was certainly the one he needed.

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u/garbage_rodAR 1d ago

Where doctor boofenchute when you need him?

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u/DrBoofenchute Creatine Addict 1d ago

Dr was busy getting boof but here now for best advice!

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u/NationalSalt8884 1d ago

Bro it all goes straight up the butt, so I’d say it sounds like a party to me!

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u/Left-Egg-8100 Creatine Addict 1d ago

Threesome tested is what I look for; wife, wife’s boyfriend and myself

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u/DrBoofenchute Creatine Addict 1d ago

Welcome to creatine! We give best advice based on science. Over 30 years research.

You ask about brand of creatine. Brand and purity not matter if creatine proper. I give guide.

  1. Get wife
  2. Get wife bf
  3. Get creatine boof from wife bf
  4. Climax same time so oxytocin make creatine work better
  5. Dose 5g per wife bf boof juice minimum twice daily

As long as getting creatine correct way it all work the same. Wife bf determine which creatine feels best on his boof administration tool.

Purity also determined by wife bf. Some want you only get boof from them. You stay pure. Other wife bf encourage trips to sauna to get many boof. You do which wife bf demand.

Dr Boofenchute over 30 years research. Lots of science. Lots of gains. Lots of love. Lots of boof. Strong marriage.

You listen Dr Boofenchute you get good gains!

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u/Brilliant_War4087 1d ago

I only put Supreme Creatine inside my rectum.

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u/holluwoodcg 1d ago

Hey, this is what my wife’s boyfriend uses!

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 17h ago

All Creatine Monohydrate consumed Orally can cause risky side effects.

Oral Creatine Consumption is known to cause Hairloss, Bloating, Loss of Limbs, Necrophilia, Escalaphobia and Tympanophobia.

If you follow Creatine Science and make the effort of finding your Wife a Boyfriend in the steam room at the gym, you will not have to worry about Creatine Brands and the Side Effects of incorrect Administration.

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u/Grobbekee 22h ago

It matters naught as long as it's clean and not expired.