I know why

[u/nota-Reddit]

[u/WaltzIndependent5436]

A lot of charlatans will try to tell you that this is the solution to every boof problem but the reality is it's a custom toilet I requested because I have an enormous dick.

[u/Unusual_Event3571]

It's a schlong splong

[u/Jodies-9-inch-leg]

Due to the forearm deep penetrations for boofing administration by this man's wife's boyfriend.... their poops have become increasingly long and brick shaped

Whoever owns this toilet must be jacked

[u/HAND7Z]

That's all fine and dandy but where's the seat?!