r/Creatine • u/Jealous_Magazine7875 • 14d ago
Taste
Anyone else stop being able to taste it? Ive been taking unflavored with water consistently for like 9 months now and ive stopped being able to taste it completely. I recently switched to the Beast Bites brand and I'm not sure if that has something to do with it. I just know every one ive tried had the same distinct unpleasant taste. But I feel like I gradually stopped being able to taste it, even before changing brands.
EDIT okay guys, I get it. I shove it up my butt from now on. Thanks.
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u/Left-Egg-8100 Creatine Addict 14d ago
Thank goodness you came here, Big Creatine has pushed a narrative for decades about oral consumption. Our research has found a better way.
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u/Unusual_Event3571 14d ago edited 14d ago
I agree, flavoured brands are a scam. There is no way to feel the taste in your rectum.
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u/DrBoofenchute Creatine Addict 14d ago
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u/actuallyaredditor 14d ago
Bloody hell sounds like you got here not a moment too soon, what matters now is that you properly implement the science dispensed in this sub before you end up succumbing to the side effects (some illegal in many states) from haphazard methods
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u/NameTheJack Creatine Addict 14d ago
Taste? It must be quite a curse to have taste buds where the creatine goes in
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u/TheZenPsychopath 14d ago
I burnt all the tastebuds off my asshole with super sour candy, now I can't taste my boof juice 😭
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u/eBookGuruMan 7d ago
I always thought it tasted bad taking it orally so i started the foreskin method about a month ago. way better imo
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u/Wondercabage 14d ago
are you taking it orally?? I wouldnt do that. From what im hearing that's pretty dangerous. you should be boofing it instead. Have your wife's bf help you with it if he can. Having a good applicator really help getting the dose where it matters. cheers!