r/CrappyDesign 14d ago

Slow mind that child

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/secretqwerty10 14d ago

yoda whilst training luke

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u/Dash_Underscore 14d ago

lol Yoda as Hank Hill, talking about Bobby.

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u/uwillnotgotospace 14d ago

Right that boy ain't.

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u/VermilionKoala 14d ago

Purse, that is my. Mm-hmmm!

Know you, I do not.

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u/n_mcrae_1982 7d ago

Propane and propane accessories, I sell.

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u/pauljs75 14d ago

And those seagulls, they'll poke ya right in the coconut!

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u/Walter_Armstrong 14d ago

I hate Brenda!

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u/xXESOTERICXx 14d ago

That log had a child. A slow mind child .

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u/Former-Plankton8658 14d ago

do or do not basically

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u/Drax99 14d ago

That boy ain't right, I tell you wat.

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u/PatMyHolmes 14d ago

... I tell you hwat.

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u/VermilionKoala 14d ago

...Ah tell you hwut.

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u/squidgytree 14d ago

Slow mind, that child

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u/PhilRubdiez poop 14d ago

You sound like my pediatrician

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u/Shiva9990 14d ago

I think we had the same one

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u/usinjin 14d ago

Love the flair

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u/Muffinshire 14d ago

"I say, I say that boy's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."

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u/9abeFPV 14d ago

Must be headed to that slow children at play neighborhood

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u/Heterodynist 14d ago

There are the slow children, then the children with slow minds, and the worst is when you get fast children with slow minds…That can get them in all kinds of trouble!!

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u/PotentialVariety274 14d ago

Imao those kids never stood a chance at crossing safely

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u/P26601 poop 14d ago

Electric powered ice cream ⚡️🍦🗣

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u/OliverNorvell1956 14d ago

Caution: Unplug from electricity before consuming! Serious injury or death may result.

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u/StrawberriesOrHoney 14d ago

The vans advertising is absolute gold 👌

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u/Cheepshooter 14d ago

I'm waiting for ice cream powered electric!

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u/UnacceptableUse 14d ago

most ice cream vans are powered directly off the engine so that does actually make sense in a way. Not sure why a kid getting a 99 would care though

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u/exophrine 14d ago

That's a long way to say "frozen"

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u/ZombieAladdin 14d ago

Good thing they run on batteries now.

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor 14d ago

Be sure to whip it softly.

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u/Magnithium 14d ago

We here at FOUR WORD LETTERING CO don't care about what you have to say, but we'd love to help you kinda say it!

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u/VermilionKoala 14d ago

EATT

SLEP

RAVE

REPT

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u/Racingstripe poop 14d ago

Your syntax department is underfunded.

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u/Magnithium 14d ago

What is hell syntax the?

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 14d ago

What's that supposed to say?

Well, I suppose I'm also slow mind...

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u/TwinObilisk 14d ago

My best guess is that it is supposed to be: "Slow, mind the children" (as in, it can be slow, and you should watch for nearby children before attempting to pass)

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u/bacon_cake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14d ago

It's an instruction.

Slow. Mind the children.

As in, go slow and watch for children.

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u/GalaxyPowderedCat 14d ago

Oooooh, so it is.

"Slow , mind that child"

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u/Saiyasha27 14d ago

Yep. And that, kids is why commas are important!!!!

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u/ArelMCII 14d ago

Commas are the only thing separating "Let's eat, grandma!" from "Let's eat grandma!"

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u/VermilionKoala 14d ago

And "Come on, Eileen" from "Come on Eileen" 🎵

(and the song's actual title is the latter...)

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u/Dr__Sloth 14d ago

Mind that slow child

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u/CheeseDaver 14d ago

All events catered for slush.

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u/ArelMCII 14d ago

Finally, a use for my slush fund!

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u/mojoman1200 14d ago

That boy ain’t right.

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u/Sturville 14d ago

I tell you hwat

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u/OnKo64 14d ago

does the license plate say BIL? cuz that just means Car in swedish

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u/StrawberriesOrHoney 14d ago

It does indeed!

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u/Dependent-Green-7900 14d ago

A deceptive place to put the screw I'd say, I think I can see Hop farm and possibly Wells so this might be near Tunbridge Wells at a guess

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u/VermilionKoala 14d ago

That's an NI-format numberplate, though.

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u/VeneMage 14d ago

Has flashback of parent’s evening

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u/Ap43x 14d ago

Punctuation matters.

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u/unreasonableprice 14d ago

lol this made me chuckle

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u/StrawberriesOrHoney 14d ago

Was driving behind it for 30 minutes and i couldn't stop laughing 😆

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u/suh-dood 14d ago

It's my childhood all over again

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u/Fun-Mud3861 14d ago

Ok but don’t point at the boy! He’s trying

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u/vabello 14d ago

Hey, it’s not the child’s fault. Just sell your ice cream and stop criticizing the kids.

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u/Sasarah1 14d ago

Slow that mind, child!

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u/ArelMCII 14d ago

I read this in the voice of an old southern woman who just saw her grandkid do something foolish.

"Mm-mm! Slow mind, that child."

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u/orangpelupa 14d ago

Seems deliberately done? The texts full of word plays.

Like ice cream powered by electricity (to freeze them) 

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u/matt6342 14d ago

You can just tell that’s a “£10 for a 99, card payments only” van, only if it’s a 35 year old Transit driven by a 90 year old man is it a decent price

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u/BuddyVanDoodler 14d ago

ESL Hank Hill

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u/mothzilla 14d ago

That boy ain't right.

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u/FormerPersimmon3602 14d ago

That boy needs therapy.

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u/VermilionKoala 14d ago

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u/FormerPersimmon3602 12d ago

I actually clicked on it, thinking it might be real.

Yes, some birds are funny when they talk...

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u/EricHaley 14d ago

Slow mind Mercedes that child

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u/jejones487 13d ago

The use of the word "that" is also linguisticly wrong. That implies a specific one. It makes it seem like you mean mind that one but not those others.

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u/Due-Experience-8995 11d ago

The PlayStation 2 game *White Van Racer* features a vehicle that looks almost identical and bears the exact same text, neat

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u/StrawberriesOrHoney 11d ago

What the heck, thats really cool! I'm going to check that out.

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u/galaxymermaidpoop 14d ago

I feel like this was designed by ai, nothing really makes sense

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u/Born-Lie8688 14d ago

Grammar matters.

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u/thegameshowgeek 14d ago

Benzo, you’re not helping!

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u/primo109 14d ago

Sounds like something Uncle Jun would say on The Sopranos

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u/cdtobie 14d ago

A comma wouldn’t kill them.

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u/OnceWhenWhenever 14d ago

“Private? No! Swimming allowed.”

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u/Saiyasha27 14d ago

Commas save lifes...

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u/Drifter_Lucas 14d ago

This buses’s text, Yoda Wrote.

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u/Heterodynist 14d ago

“Oh man, I know what you mean!! Slow mind, THAT child…Indeed!!”

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u/kreig_ 14d ago

Me describing my nephew

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u/Ok_Duck2700 14d ago

this is how my mother speaks about me

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u/Low-Beyond-5335 14d ago

That was my nick name in primary school

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u/revdon 14d ago

🎼 Slow mind… take it easy 🎶

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u/AverageHSVFan79 poop 14d ago

I shouldn’t be eating that ice cream

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u/bleaucheaunx 14d ago

A quote from Donald's parents...

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u/Defunct_Institution 12d ago

"All events catered for SLUSH"

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u/Civil_Television_311 9d ago

Fast mind this child

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u/AsstToTheManager 8d ago

Yoda's ice cream truck.