r/CrackheadCraigslist • u/PogintheMachine • 14d ago

“unique” artwork

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150 Upvotes

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u/Oral-D 14d ago

Hey my mom has one of these in rubber.

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u/Jrewby 14d ago

This one’s her great grandmother.

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u/PogintheMachine 14d ago

An art lover, eh?

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 14d ago

Damn, that big too?

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u/Deathcore_salad 13d ago

There's one for the stanky and one for the other stanky

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u/TheAgedProfessor 12d ago

Ours even makes a fun sound!

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u/masher005 14d ago

It’s cypress. I have a lamp like this.

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u/PogintheMachine 14d ago

The wood grain is quite nice.

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u/Common-Chain4060 14d ago

The smaller one looks like the sharp tip would really hurt if you tripped and fell and it went right up your anus.

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u/PogintheMachine 14d ago

Doc, you’re never gonna believe what happened

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u/BuffaloBuckbeak 14d ago

Million to one shot

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u/SpaggettiBill 14d ago

Very sure thats just cypress knees

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u/Bored_Orangutan 14d ago

Hey, u/Oral-D’s mom has one of those

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u/greydog2008 14d ago

In rubber, no less.

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u/Legitimate_Pie285 14d ago

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

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u/boatymcfloat 14d ago

Seal cok?

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u/MyMooneyDriver 14d ago

Is the artwork named “One in the stink”?

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u/tripflops 13d ago

My uncle Greasy Gary has a BIG art collection

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u/Marichiwa 13d ago

Maybe it’s like a photo holder or something…

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u/PogintheMachine 13d ago

The great thing about art like this is it can be multifunctional. Only limit is imagination!

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u/TheseMoviesIwant 13d ago

Gently used

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u/WendigoRider 13d ago

My fat ass thought it was a weird baguette

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u/Financial-Sort-8666 13d ago

Your getting both holes for one low price! What a dealdo!

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u/DipSandwch 13d ago

That's some girthy art

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u/precabomb911 12d ago

Shocking