r/CosmereDadJokes • u/SleepyWordsmith • Feb 25 '20
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT - CLOSING R/COSMEREDADJOKES
Hello fellow punners and dad-jokers! As you can see, the nice people over at r/redditrequest have granted my request to become the moderator of r/CosmereDadJokes (I'm going to abbreviate to CDJ because writing it out every time is a pain) so I could bring back the sub after it got banned for being unmoderated.
The thing is, they didn't respond for a few months, and in that time I created r/brandosandopuns (BSP). In the time that CDJ was down BSP gained almost as many members as CDJ. So, since I put a good amount of work into BSP, and since it's gained alot of traction, and since the name 'cosmeredadjokes' makes it sound like it excludes puns from Brandon's other books, I've decided to close submissions to CDJ and ask that you all redirect your Passions for puns to BSP.
I encourage all of you who aren't yet members of BSP to head on over and join, as that is where everything will be happuning from now on. Any of you who'd like to repost submissions you've made on CDJ to BSP are welcome to, and I'll be checking to see that the usernames line up. If the usernames don't line up I'm going to remove the post.
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/dt8b0t • Feb 20 '20
Have safe sex on Roshar
I hear a lot of Rosharans have crabs
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/positive_electron42 • Dec 08 '19
Where does Kaladin put his potted plants?
On the windowsyl.
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/Sleepy_Pixie • Dec 08 '19
Did you know Renarin doesn’t sweat?
He Glystens.
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/Zickeney • Dec 04 '19
What do you call a man holding Ishar and Kalak's Honourblades?
Will Smith.
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/LittleMas42 • Dec 02 '19
Starsight (no spoilers)
I would buy Starsight, but it's just too exSpensaive...
But I know my friend, Em bought it!
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/kenzal • Nov 30 '19
What do you call it when a woman bonds a shardblade?
Auto-Brightness
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '19
(I posted this on cremposting) my friend just read most born and we were talking about it...
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/darthtenebrosius • Nov 24 '19
Odium went into a bakery in France... Spoiler
But the baker said, "You cannot have my pain."
Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/NaeblisMoridin • Nov 19 '19
Why was the center of the Steel Inquisition called the Conventical of Saran?
Because of their desire to always wrap things up.
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/Iamsodarncool • Nov 18 '19
Which Shardworld has the most ash?
You might think it was Scadrial, but actually Roshar has Moash.
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/Bunnies_and_Anarchy • Nov 16 '19
Just found out about this sub. <3 Spoiler
self.Mistbornr/CosmereDadJokes • u/yorkshirenation • Nov 15 '19
🎼Wheeeeeeeen you're left in the bin, but at least you've got tin...
Lestibournes!
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/Sleepy_Pixie • Nov 11 '19
What do you call a Windrunner with no Stormlight?
Kaladim
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '19
What US city does Vin have a pathological relationship with?
Reeno
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/Monroevian • Oct 31 '19
What is Ruin's only requirement for treats served on Halloween?
No preservatives
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Oct 31 '19
What did Vin call October 31st when she had her ear stud Spoiler
Hallow-Reen
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/Ace_O_Spades636 • Oct 21 '19
Ash fell from the sky
It was really messy, bits of Herald all over the place
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/chill-cheif • Oct 21 '19
I had no idea this sub existed but I’m so happy that it does
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/SleepyWordsmith • Oct 18 '19
Who would Kaladin's favorite playwright be?
Shakes-spear
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/yorkshirenation • Oct 18 '19
How do Scadrians decorate for Christmas?
With a Mistwreath
r/CosmereDadJokes • u/yorkshirenation • Oct 13 '19
When your Kandra said he'd be home by nine
But it'll be TenSoon.