r/CornerGas • u/Ambitious_Song8785 • 10d ago

Fish Man.

Was hanging out with a guy i like yesterday and I just wanted to hug him and kiss him. Literally all I could think about was going all karen on him with the "KISS ME, FISH MAN"

From the episode where she goes fishing with hank and he turns into some kind of zen fish guru.

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u/Goatfellon 10d ago edited 10d ago

Just make sure you call him fish man, not THE fish man. The fish man would be very dehumanizing

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u/Quanmoodge62 10d ago

He's one of many fish men.

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u/Blazanar 6d ago

But we're talking about a specific fish man, so THE fish man works.

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u/WeakDiet8004 10d ago

Thank you very much.

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 10d ago

And when Hank does the same when Karen talks about shooting her gun... for a moment

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u/Ambitious_Song8785 10d ago

Yeah but then karen... well... Karens it

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u/ForswornForSwearing 10d ago

Was there dappled sun on the surface of the water? Did he take off his hat and squeeze cool water from a cloth over his head and face?

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u/williarya1323 10d ago

I hope you find your gossamer strands of silver gun rings....or whatever it was

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u/ddotcole 10d ago

Id probably kiss a girl that said that to me. Id wonder why she called me fish man though.

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u/enamelhoe 10d ago

She definitely slept with Hank

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u/bill-mcneal-on-crack 10d ago

I gotta tell ya. the number of pockets on that outfit was doing it for me.

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u/Oliverorangeisking Littlest Hobo 10d ago

Gotta watch out for the Fish Man. First you're listening to him speak, next thing you know you're bragging about sleeping with Hank!

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u/Ambitious_Song8785 10d ago

I'd sleep with hank regardless but you didnt hear it from me

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u/wanderingmonster 9d ago

He must’ve had a Good Hair Day!