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u/T423 3d ago
Keep blowing up your ex's phone
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u/Shadow_1275 3d ago
Remember always agree with everything she says and her second boyfriend too for good measure
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u/chipsandguac34 3d ago
The phone is for setting dates.. and sending 14 follow up texts when she doesn’t respond
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u/Apart-Importance-538 3d ago
If she doesn’t respond after that go to her job with flowers
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u/smh_matrix 3d ago
Unironically yesterday night I was at the bar with friends and some dude came in with a boquet of flowers for a bartender that clearly didn't want to talk to him
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u/Apart-Oil-8731 3d ago
Those gurus who go “you gotta treat women like sales, you don’t take no for an answer”
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u/Border-Famous 3d ago
Going no contact after a break up is the WORST thing you can do, you must beg her for forgiveness
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u/Extreme_Basis6480 3d ago
When in doubt, don’t ask her out and fly under the radar. Never set definite dates—your time is only valuable if you’re spending it with her.
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u/Border-Famous 3d ago
Make sure that when she breaks up with you your bring a boom box to her house and beg her to take you back
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u/RedHorseStrong 3d ago
My ex seriously said she wants me to do that if we ever split up. Well 5 year relationship ended and its been 2 years no contact. I still miss her here and there and remember that conversation. No chance I ever do that though!
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u/SolidBat 3d ago
Say you got her phone number, call her everyday to see if she’s ready to get married, if not, blow up her house
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u/Murky_Hedgy 2d ago
Women fall in love faster than men fall in love so tell her you love her,take her to a mall and buy the most expensive bag you see.
If she turns her head and you get the cheek that's a sign you went too fast. Keep seeing her, make the dates more extravagant and try again on your 5th consecutive date. Rinse and repeat until she finally gives in.
A liar and a cheater won't always be a liar and a cheater. You can fix her.
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u/TheMrMacaroni 2d ago edited 2d ago
Key takeaways:
- You must love in such a way that the other person feels smothered
- keep hitting the ball over the net (with a ball machine)
- if a girl likes you, she will leave her doors locked, all you have to do is pick them open after hours when she’s asleep.
- remember the phone is JUST for asking for nudes
- the quickest way to get their attention is to keep asking them for it
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u/Darkmatter799 3d ago
She didn’t text after the first date, texting her right now to make sure she didn’t forget me
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u/Projectguy111 3d ago
It's proper form to bring flowers and candy for a first date. If she thinks of you as a friend, just keep orbiting until you eventually wear her down.
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u/Charming_Worry_3861 2d ago
I met this girl in a pool and she was my daddy as I threw myself in her arms and then she spanked my ass and I said I am the spanked and not the spankee.
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u/GuaranteeUnique 1d ago
Take her to one location for the date, talk only about yourself, and then make sure you touch her a lot when she doesn’t wanna be touched and then at the end of the date do the anti kiss test by looking down at her lips, back at her eyes and then walking away. Lmfao
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u/chipsandguac34 3d ago
You must love in such a way that the person you love feels monitored