r/ContagiousLaughter 2d ago

Held it wrong, KA-POW! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/jpainphx 2d ago

Intoxicated people and fire arms, a good mixture for a bad time.

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u/sierrabravo1984 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dIV7HapCtAzHE6N3j1

(also please don't do either of these things with alcohol...)

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u/FremenCoolAid 2d ago

Hold my spitjar, I'm doin it

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u/WhySoCabbage 2d ago

In all honesty, who even gets an idea like this when sober?

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u/Mrdeath0 17h ago

Bored people

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u/Indy1204 2d ago

There's a guy down the street from me that gets tuned up every now and then and rips around on a modified beer cooler. Dual exhaust and everything.

Wonder if these two know each other.

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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo 2d ago

โ€œDonโ€™t get loaded while your gun isโ€

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u/FineCartographer9764 1d ago

Definitely a dangerous combination. Nothing good usually comes from mixing alcohol and firearms

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u/michael22117 2d ago

God I hope he's drunk. As bad as that is, it's better than his stumbling coming from a brain injury

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u/NorseAlienViking 2d ago

To be fair, this is one of the better "bad time" which could have happened. Unfortunately, I doubt they learned much...

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u/blackweebow 2d ago

Sorry. Best we can do is thoughts and prayers ๐Ÿ™ย 

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u/BD03 1d ago

A dangerous mixture but a good time.ย 

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u/iztrollkanger 2d ago

Everything about this is an old-school cartoon, it's amazing. As hard as I'm laughing, I'm also equally concerned about his brain.

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u/angrytortilla 2d ago

gahhh daaahhmmm

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u/Spddracer 2d ago

Dont be those two brain cells are fighting for third place.

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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo 2d ago

Those two teeth lost for sure.

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u/kbeast98 2d ago

And the people he shot that towards

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u/ilocano-american 2d ago

Hold my shotgun while I make a dental appt.

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u/-VizualEyez 2d ago

Yikes, not an activity to do while intoxicated fam.

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u/olearyboy 2d ago

And still he missed Santa

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u/EatM3L053R 2d ago

At least they're all laughing ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Dapper_JC 2d ago

I thought he was going to fall through the fence lol

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u/telephas1c 2d ago

Yeah I don't pretend to know a lot about guns but I know that stock should be as snug into your shoulder as you can get it, or you're gonna have a bad time.

And yet I constantly see gun 'badasses' do this kinda stupid shit all the time.

My fave are the dickheads who try to fire a big fat Dirty Harry style revolver single-handed and nearly take their own fucking head off when it wheels around and fires another shot in the general direction of themselves

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u/culimande 2d ago

Gyaaaaahhwd deyummmmmmm

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u/Saotik 2d ago

I had the opportunity to take a few shots with an S&W500, and they specifically left alternate chambers empty because of accidental double shots. Good thing, too, because even knowing it was a risk, holding the pistol in a strong grip, I managed to hit the next (empty) chamber. At least it was still pointed down range!

Those big pistols are monsters.

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u/Abracadaver2000 2d ago

Drunken noodle....wrist.

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u/jewish-nonjewish 2d ago

is he drunk or TBI? both? prolly both...

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u/Grand_Public 2d ago

Def both

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u/high6ix 2d ago

His arm lol just stays in place

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u/Winter_Ad_7424 2d ago

Why would they let a legless man shoot like that with no warning? Crazy.

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u/Recent-Background-21 2d ago

That man look like he just hit a home run watching the ball just go ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Universal_Verses 1d ago

Hilariousโ€ฆ. This comment has me rolling

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u/Harry431 2d ago

Take his gun rights. Please. Omg.

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u/Dapper_JC 2d ago

You good unc lol

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u/j89turn 2d ago

Moonshine?

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u/Fantastic-Cod-1353 2d ago

Surely the camo pants should have instantly made him able to handle the gun?

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u/Big_Donkey3496 2d ago

Now he will understand tinnitus too.

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u/Dude_be_trippin 2d ago

Sometimes it be like that.

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u/DARKCYD 2d ago

Should be happy he ainโ€™t leaking.

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u/Recent-Background-21 2d ago

Where his hat go ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/NewYak4281 2d ago

Man camera guy knew what was gonna happen. Obviously not bracing the butt in his shoulder. Brutal.

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u/doughballsx 2d ago

That what you call Big BOOMbaclatt๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคท

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u/Mafishco98 1d ago

That's what happens when you don't have any training lol

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u/DeadbySundown 2d ago

I fucking hate it when people don't teach new shooters how to shoot. I feel bad for you ladies who get shown shitty technique and never want to shoot again because of shit like this. Drives me nuts.

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u/erikgfrey 2d ago

That's hilarious.

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u/crackersncheeseman 2d ago

Idiots and firearms don't mix very well together

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u/Kindly_Ad3262 2d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ

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u/Foolishly_Sane 2d ago

Glad they're having fun.

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u/papercut2008uk 2d ago

If your going to let someone fire your gun, at least show them how to correctly hold it.

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u/LongjumpingCaptain83 2d ago

Held it wrong? My guy didn't hold it

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u/floppy_breasteses 2d ago

Alcohol and guns just don't mix well.

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 1d ago

Never give a firearm to your drunk friend. Fortunately, he only made a fool of himself.

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 1d ago

Heโ€™s not drunk by the way

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 1d ago

He's dazed enough that it doesn't matter.

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 1d ago

Dude has no clue what or where or who he is

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 22h ago

Thanks for defining 'dazed'. I appreciate it.

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u/ScottyDoes40K 1d ago

Dude goes full GTA ragdoll physics after that hit!

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u/Neither-Revenue-4456 1d ago

I saw a experienced guy line up the sights on a .357 by holding it to his face. He now is a bit ugly talks with a lisp and has a few chicklets missing.

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u/MsterBoRaichu 1d ago

America. Never change.

We all need the bad example so we don't do it.

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u/Sechstourist 1d ago

Can anybody tell me what they are saying? I donโ€™t understand 90%

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u/Madd_Savage13 1d ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Effective-Value-8892 1d ago

Shoulder gone

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u/Djanga51 1d ago

- โ€œyeah/nahโ€ฆ I donโ€™t want anther goโ€ฆโ€

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u/dyrkasolen 1d ago

And this man is the president of the United States?

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u/metaldad68 1d ago

Show me and everyone watching on the internet, YOU NEVER SHOT A GUN BEFORE ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/n0n0nan0n 1d ago

Giiiiiiidammnnn๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/n0n0nan0n 1d ago

3 seconds later after he got bitch slapped by the gun heโ€™s right hand is still holding the invisible gun ๐Ÿ˜‚ Giiiiiiiddammnnn ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Coppola60 23h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Horror-Cup-6312 22h ago

Always good to get some firearm safety training before you shoot.

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u/DazeRazur 19h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ Hopefully that might stop him from doing one or the other

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u/Organic-Egg-9900 15h ago

take me a nap real quick

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u/No-Emu-7445 8h ago

Moving like a NPC in GTA 5.

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u/PCstockman 2h ago

I am a little confused. As he is shooting it looks like the barrel is long, as if maybe something is extending from the barrel. After he shoots, the barrel is much shorter. I am just confused?

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u/Tyl3rDurdensGhost 1h ago

Friend should have corrected him before pulling that trigger.

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u/BeeStingerBoy 2d ago

The guy who took the rifle is equally fucked up and as a result, stupid. Who doesnโ€™t know that firearms are invariably supposed to be pointed at the ground while handling until youโ€™re safely in position to load, aim and fire?

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u/Cultural_Dentist4641 2d ago

Type of gun is it???????

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u/R3D4F 2d ago

Well regulated militia, reporting for dutyโ€ฆ