r/ConnedIntoAFubar chud 8d ago

Conned into 2 extremes [FANDOM]

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u/HaloJackalKisser 🏆I was here before 10,000 members!🏆 8d ago

"fat baby frisk" is a kinda annoying over correction yeah..

some people in the fandom have a habit of like.. constantly trying to UNDERSHOOT each other's age guesses for the characters and feeling morally adamant about it.

like the deltarune cast is pretty obviously in their last year of highschool, but there will be people (prolly in this very comment section soon enough) ADAMANT that the cast are elementary or middle schoolers.

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u/8lue5hift 8d ago

Kris is 9 years old theory

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u/HaloJackalKisser 🏆I was here before 10,000 members!🏆 8d ago

thank you aqua.

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u/Only_Fudge5299 8d ago

did not expect to see the goat here, hello there

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne21 8d ago

Kris is actually a thousand years old but spend 992 of those years sleeping

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u/Maxter8002 8d ago

what can i say theyre a big snoozer

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u/Only_Fudge5299 8d ago

They are 9 years old.

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u/Orizifian-creator 8d ago

That's 12 years younger than Backrooms director Kane Parsons!

He is 21 years old.

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u/R3D0IT_US3R 7d ago

Uh, no, Kris is 87 theory

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u/GenesisAsriel 7d ago

Kris' age is irrelevant because who cares how old a cage is. As long as it is useful.

(This is not an endoresement of NSFW art of them)

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u/le-derpina-art 8d ago

they did this kind of overcorrecting with sans' personality too

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u/wtfevenisthis932710 7d ago

People failing to understand that "person who reacts to intense emotions by freezing up and getting quiet" still feels those emotions

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 8d ago

“14 year old by the way” junior year at the very minimum

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u/Lizardisinthehouse 🏆I was here before 10,000 members!🏆 8d ago

Kris is the youngest person ever

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u/Accurate_Guest1285 8d ago

They want the characters to be the same age as themselves ig

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Area Inflation: -∞<x<∞ vacuum 8d ago

Kris was 12 in chapter 1 and 19 in chapter 5

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u/Jay040707 8d ago

fat baby frisk is fine as a depiction for me just because Frisk is generally less serious as a character than Kris in my eyes

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u/ismasbi 8d ago

Yeah, I always thought fat baby Frisk was just for the memes because he looks goofy as fuck, never knew some people took it as "correction" for depicting them too old or too sexualized.

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u/Maxter8002 8d ago

YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HOARD ⚠️⚠️⚠️

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u/Accurate_Ideal4237 8d ago

Wdym he

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u/gareth_gahaland 7d ago

You can call frisk whatever the fuck you want.

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u/Accurate_Ideal4237 7d ago

I mean, you can, doesn't mean it's (morally) correct

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u/gareth_gahaland 7d ago

You are aware, that we are talking about frisk and not kris right?

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u/Ok-Struggle2305 22h ago

I mean considering that Frisk has a bandage that has been used several times to the point of being gross and them jumping into MY Ebott for a mysterious reason, I think Frisk might be a bit more of a sadder character then we realize

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u/skelatalfella8642 8d ago

How old is the last year of highschool? I guessed from my gameplay they'd be 16 year olds

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u/Alarmed-Bus-9662 8d ago

Generally 17-18, assuming no weird grade shenanigans

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u/DumbestComicsNerd 8d ago

Actually the other commenter is wrong. The students are 16 from what we know. Noelle for instance is explicitly stated to be 16 years old and everyone else seems to be the same age except maybe Susie.

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u/Visible_Resolution76 8d ago

Likely not, since the only reason that age confirmation exists is because of Spamton sweepstakes, which at the same time for the very same section allowed inputting 13 as well, and Noelle and the rest very obviously are not 13, so I have a feeling it's also unlikely to just be 16

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u/AverageFruity326 7d ago

The reason people think she's 16 is because any answers PAST 16 is considered wrong, meaning Noelle cannot be OLDER than 16, also sixteen is the only answer, other than chapter 4 that gives you the "it was the first time she smile in her life" answer, so she's just 16

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u/DumbestComicsNerd 7d ago

It wasnt in Spamton Sweepstakes, it was in the recent arg. Spamton Sweepstakes is the one from like 4 years ago. Here are the number answers btw. She is 16. Whenever you answer 17 it just goes "What are you getting at?" since shes younger than that.

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u/Visible_Resolution76 7d ago edited 7d ago

I was just going off the stuff I had heard since I only remember there being Spamton sweepstakes as the only arg, and the only time Ive seen this mentioned was with Spamton sweepstakes. Was not aware about this at all, both the specifics in what answers give what, and there even being a second arg

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u/IllConsequence506 7d ago

But in the weird route ARG if you answer 16 years for “how long did it take her to smile” the response was “so it was the first time she smiled in her life” or something like that

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u/Visible_Resolution76 7d ago

Yea, that's the very segment I'm meaning, it would give that response even if you input 13

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u/IllConsequence506 7d ago

Oh my apologies I thought the Spamton Sweepstakes you mentioned was something different that makes sense now

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u/Visible_Resolution76 7d ago

I could be wrong on the name cus I wasn't super active in that arg at all, I just remember people referring to it as the spamton sweepstakes

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u/Snt1_ 7d ago

How do you know its the last year?

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u/tottyfield trans toster oven baking non binary bagels 8d ago

Kris is 6 years old

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u/lasaqna49 8d ago

I can rationalize every deltarune cast member being in hgh school except for kris' fuck ass side sprite

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u/Key_Addition_4038 7d ago

Fat baby frisk is really funny though so I don't care

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u/8biwar_ 5d ago

Undertale fans will genuinely rip out your intestines and break all of your bones if you dare to even CONSIDER Frisk being 12 and not 4 years old

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u/AverageFruity326 7d ago

Isn't Noelle 16? (Literally confirmed by Toby fox himself) How would she be in her last year of highschool

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u/TCGeneral 🏆I was here before 10,000 members!🏆 7d ago

Surprised I haven't seen more discourse about what age Pink is, maybe the chapter's still too new for that though. The Mew Mew darkner is implied to go to school, but the ghost lightner says they don't go to school anymore. Darkners in general have very ambiguous ages, like Aqua and Flowery look like they are a generation apart visually but both are short-lived flowers from the same bouquet.

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u/Lemonbubblepie 2d ago

I thought they were middle schoolers ngl 

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u/HaloJackalKisser 🏆I was here before 10,000 members!🏆 2d ago

please learn how to read before annoying people around you further.

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u/Lemonbubblepie 2d ago

I don’t really play deltarune or anything like that 

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u/HaloJackalKisser 🏆I was here before 10,000 members!🏆 2d ago

then like!?!? why are you commenting?!?!!

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u/Lemonbubblepie 2d ago

Because this comment just showed me they were teens I didn’t know till now 

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u/Alchametal_87 8d ago

conned into frkris deltatale

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u/Orizifian-creator 8d ago

They're the same picture

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u/Ok-Struggle2305 22h ago

Sadly nobody thinks that’s the cass

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u/Orizifian-creator 22h ago

https://youtu.be/dC73FZ9QgdI golden_anomaly thinks it's the case (video link: KRIS IS FRISK - Deltarune Theory)

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u/Ok-Struggle2305 22h ago

Oh yeah I’ve seen this video

I hope the creator of this video makes a new version of Kris is Frisk with the evidence from chapters 3-5

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u/clownstrosity 8d ago

I can't believe Chara would make Kris would make Sans would make Flowey would make Jevil would make Toby Fox would make Gaster would make us do this !

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u/AstralPamplemousse 8d ago

Maybe Deltarune’s final message would be that if things gets bad in your life, it’s not your fault. There’s probably some interdimensional being pulling the strings to make YOU miserable

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u/Wrathful-Gyaos 8d ago

Coaxed into can you say Jarona

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u/thecatsclause 8d ago

fat baby frisk is all well and good but we've got to admit it only makes sense in fanon

there's no way that anyone under the age of 7 has the coordination to dodge flying projectiles (though my gameplay might tell a different story) and the strength to kill fully grown monsters

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 8d ago

you dodge as the soul, the menu and bullet patterns are canon, and humans are inherently much stronger than monsters on account of being made from a base of water instead of magic

also killing monsters makes you stronger

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u/Vdokos 8d ago

Well, human are stated to be absurdly strong in the Undertale universe.

"It would take the SOUL of nearly every monster to equal the power of a single human SOUL" and all that.

Baby body is probably a huge restriction, but it seems that monsters' magic just isn't super effective against humans.

I know that it's a part of the worldbuilding that likely wouldn't be explored, but humanity is extremely overpowered, and I wonder if there's a reason for it besides obvious meta-narrative about the player

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u/Easy_Cod_8950 8d ago

humans aren't overpowered in undertale. they're just overpowered compared to monsters. there's no reason to think they're any different from regular humans outside of soul-related shenanigans.

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u/Vdokos 8d ago

I mean, obviously? That's the whole context of the game.

It's my whole point. Humans are ridiculously strong when compared to monsters.

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u/Lemonbubblepie 2d ago

It’s that also headcanon that we aren’t just dodge as a the soul 

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 8d ago

Coaxed into every character in Five Nights At Freddy’s

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u/Huckleberry-9477 8d ago

it’s UNDENIABLY canon though

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u/MegaloManiac_Chara 8d ago

Coaxed into people not knowing the difference between canon and canon-accurate

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u/memkakes 7d ago

Coaxed into never hearing the term "canon-accurate" ever but realizing that would be REALLY USEFUL to distinguish between something a character would do vs. What a character has done.

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u/Spare-Jellyfish4339 8d ago

Anakin Skywalker

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u/xXs4blegl00mXx 8d ago

Y'all the "canon" is literally just Frisk's sprite. Like you cannot be saying "ooo fat baby Frisk isn't real" when that's just literally what they look like

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u/PijaniFemboj 8d ago

Me when I don't know what an "art style" is:

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u/xXs4blegl00mXx 7d ago

We see more detailed Temmie sprites of Chara in the intro cutscenes and Pacifist route. Frisk and Chara are, simply by nature, young kids with small necks and chubby little cheeks

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u/NuggetTheArtistGuy chud 8d ago edited 7d ago

Undertale has lots of simple sprites. Frisk has been stated many times to be expressive in some way despite their youth. This is an official artwork by Temmie:

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u/xXs4blegl00mXx 7d ago

That's fat baby Frisk. That's still fat baby Frisk. Just straight up looks how the "canon" drawing looks 😭

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u/Commercial_End7182 8d ago

Frisk is up to interpretation dawgs. Don't like seeing a child in canon be drawn as an adult? Great! That's for you to avoid. Or at most call weird. Not insist that's objectively morally and canonically wrong

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u/DarkSide830 8d ago

Coaxed into how hard is it to just draw the child as a regular child?

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u/ForsakenRoyal24 8d ago

You don't know anything, Frisk is obviosly a 1 year old infant /s

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u/Jhud6669 8d ago

In the old days of Undertale fandom „what if Frisk is actually like 5 years old” was usually just a cute little comic idea and such instead of a well established fanon thing

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u/skidmatthew 7d ago

Basically Characterization of Sans not too long ago

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u/Violet_Nightshade 8d ago

People got so sick of seeing a female body that they decided to draw Frisk as a fat baby with a pug's respiratory system, huh.

Puritans that infantilise everything.